The plastic tips on the end of shoelaces are called "aglets", their true purpose is sinister. But I've also got some on my sweatpants. Are these also aglets? Are they just as sinister?
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The plastic tips on the end of shoelaces are called "aglets", their true purpose is sinister. But I've also got some on my sweatpants. Are these also aglets? Are they just as sinister?
"I wonder if I'm still dizzy for no reason."
*Turns head at normal speed*
"Oh no..."
*Turns head at normal speed*
"Oh no..."
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"I wonder if I'm still dizzy for no reason."
*Turns head at normal speed*
"Oh no..."
*Turns head at normal speed*
"Oh no..."
Belly sounds too much like jelly for me to ever be comfortable with it.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Belly sounds too much like jelly for me to ever be comfortable with it.
Are all these two-factor authenticator apps basically the same thing or what. Can I get one that plays an animation of a present opening whenever I need a new key?
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Are all these two-factor authenticator apps basically the same thing or what. Can I get one that plays an animation of a present opening whenever I need a new key?
I like how PayPal offers a custom search filter for past transactions longer than three months ago, but all the dates are crossed out so you can't select them. Just a piece of shit every tech company is.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I like how PayPal offers a custom search filter for past transactions longer than three months ago, but all the dates are crossed out so you can't select them. Just a piece of shit every tech company is.
I wonder if being unable to remember what other important things are tied to my shitty gmail account is going to cause problems later.
February 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I wonder if being unable to remember what other important things are tied to my shitty gmail account is going to cause problems later.
Goddamn amazing that I can provide my health insurer with my name, address, county, date of birth, phone number, and case number, but they still won't let me see my shit until I click the verification email I can no longer access. What the fuck is this world.
February 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Goddamn amazing that I can provide my health insurer with my name, address, county, date of birth, phone number, and case number, but they still won't let me see my shit until I click the verification email I can no longer access. What the fuck is this world.
If the White House and DOJ are conspiring to illegally withhold information on sex traffickers, why are Democrats pushing their budgets through.
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If the White House and DOJ are conspiring to illegally withhold information on sex traffickers, why are Democrats pushing their budgets through.
Maybe shareholders was a terrible idea after all.
January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Maybe shareholders was a terrible idea after all.
You Bet Your Life - OUTTAKES (Complete!)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Indivisible is as full of crap as any Republican or Democrat in Congress. They manipulate language to allow themselves loopholes that will allow a lawless death squad to continue operating.
These so-called demands don't even address the murders of the victims they keep name-dropping.
These so-called demands don't even address the murders of the victims they keep name-dropping.
I see Indivisible has finally updated their script to include some actual demands, but it still seems to fall pretty short of acceptable. In the interest of fairness, let's go over them one by one. Keep in mind I'm not a lawyer, but these are things that jump out to me:
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Indivisible is as full of crap as any Republican or Democrat in Congress. They manipulate language to allow themselves loopholes that will allow a lawless death squad to continue operating.
These so-called demands don't even address the murders of the victims they keep name-dropping.
These so-called demands don't even address the murders of the victims they keep name-dropping.
Continually alarmed at how hard it is to find an internet search result older than 2021.
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Continually alarmed at how hard it is to find an internet search result older than 2021.
That fellow's dance had impeccable timing.
This seems to be the last episode of You Bet Your Life, so now I don't know what I'll post every night.
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This seems to be the last episode of You Bet Your Life, so now I don't know what I'll post every night.
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You Bet Your Life #60-38 Final episode! ('Table', Jun 29, 1961)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
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January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
That fellow's dance had impeccable timing.
This seems to be the last episode of You Bet Your Life, so now I don't know what I'll post every night.
youtu.be/QHnyW4tTwck?...
This seems to be the last episode of You Bet Your Life, so now I don't know what I'll post every night.
youtu.be/QHnyW4tTwck?...
You'd think if they were going to cut power to a neighborhood five times in one day they would send a fucking notice or something.
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You'd think if they were going to cut power to a neighborhood five times in one day they would send a fucking notice or something.
IT SURE HAS BEEN MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 1ST A LOT TODAY
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
IT SURE HAS BEEN MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 1ST A LOT TODAY
As it happens, power outages are way more annoying when your laptop battery is too old to hold its charge for long. Exactly how long? Who knows! But it's always less than I think.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
As it happens, power outages are way more annoying when your laptop battery is too old to hold its charge for long. Exactly how long? Who knows! But it's always less than I think.
A sock is able to be used as a sock until it becomes a spat.
January 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A sock is able to be used as a sock until it becomes a spat.
I feel like I should post more than replies, but most of the time it's not worth the effort.
I can hear a bird outside.
That's it. That's the post.
I can hear a bird outside.
That's it. That's the post.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I feel like I should post more than replies, but most of the time it's not worth the effort.
I can hear a bird outside.
That's it. That's the post.
I can hear a bird outside.
That's it. That's the post.
I'm making beanchiladas tonight, because beanchiladas are delicious, also I like saying beanchiladas.
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I'm making beanchiladas tonight, because beanchiladas are delicious, also I like saying beanchiladas.
I suspect Democrats getting on board with Noem's impeachment now, when most are against impeaching anyone, is part of their scheme to fund ICE.
Pretend Noem and Bovino were the cause of all the issues, add some token reforms, then pass the budget increase.
They're aiding and abetting murderers.
Pretend Noem and Bovino were the cause of all the issues, add some token reforms, then pass the budget increase.
They're aiding and abetting murderers.
January 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I suspect Democrats getting on board with Noem's impeachment now, when most are against impeaching anyone, is part of their scheme to fund ICE.
Pretend Noem and Bovino were the cause of all the issues, add some token reforms, then pass the budget increase.
They're aiding and abetting murderers.
Pretend Noem and Bovino were the cause of all the issues, add some token reforms, then pass the budget increase.
They're aiding and abetting murderers.
I wonder why Groucho only seems to have pushed this daughter into performing and not his other two children.
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youtu.be/-7HdOqFxdk8?...
You Bet Your Life #60-33 Melinda Marx & Bobby Van ('Paper', May 25, 1961)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I wonder why Groucho only seems to have pushed this daughter into performing and not his other two children.
youtu.be/-7HdOqFxdk8?...
youtu.be/-7HdOqFxdk8?...
Are there any email companies left that don't require your phone number and address to log in or should I just stop using email altogether.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Are there any email companies left that don't require your phone number and address to log in or should I just stop using email altogether.
For those too young to know, Old Gray Mare was what they had back then instead of Baby Shark.
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You Bet Your Life #60-25 The McKeever Twins ('Book', Mar 30, 1961)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
For those too young to know, Old Gray Mare was what they had back then instead of Baby Shark.
youtu.be/Ae-u2AG32YU?...
youtu.be/Ae-u2AG32YU?...
We never got to learn what line of work that guy hasn't been in for the last eight months.
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You Bet Your Life #60-23 The Fabian Society ('Skin', Mar 9, 1961)
YouTube video by Groucho Marx - You Bet Your Life
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 AM
We never got to learn what line of work that guy hasn't been in for the last eight months.
youtu.be/_pwSiY6NpkQ?...
youtu.be/_pwSiY6NpkQ?...