🩵Bolian Boo!👻
@bolianblue.bsky.social
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What do we even put in bios anymore? She/her. Skant apologist. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿➡️✈️➡️"🇨🇦" 🩷💜💙 🇵🇸🇺🇦🕊️ 🖖🤘
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bolianblue.bsky.social
On the tweeter app, I was known for being a loving, silly little sausage posting satirical Star Trek hot takes and the occasional side quest menty B.

I haven't found my niche on Bluesky.
bolianblue.bsky.social
How many Chicagoans are in drag improv performance troupes? ❤️
bolianblue.bsky.social
2/2: In university, I wrote an essay on the Corpus Christi plays and representative uses of lamb imagery to symbolize Jesus in Middle English literature. My prof asked if she could mentor me through my degree, then cried when I told her the class was just an elective. AI could never.
bolianblue.bsky.social
1/2: In college, I couldn't figure out what to write about Heart of Darkness, so focused on the description of colour changes and how they guided the reader's understanding of the narrative. I thought it was kind of dumb. I won an award and a bursary for the following semester. AI could never.
sazeracla.bsky.social
1st year at Loyola in 1979 I wrote a 32pp paper about the films of Werner Herzog entitled “Picaresque ‘Heroes,’”, sweating when I handed it in thinking that I had been flying by the seat of my pants. Prof gave it an A+ & wanted to publish it in the university’s literary magazine. AI could never.
anniebellet.bsky.social
I wrote a whole paper on Hamlet for a 400lvl class arguing it is a play about divorce while blackout drunk and got an A.
(I woke up before class, realized I was screwed then saw the file on my desktop and was like welp hope that's good, printed it & went to class)
AI could never.
bolianblue.bsky.social
Oh! Beautiful bird! Thank you!
bolianblue.bsky.social
I am having A Day™️.

Please send memes, cute pics, etc.
bolianblue.bsky.social
Like... GIVE YOU 10?!?? You just TOOK 15, what do you MEAAAAAN!?!!?

Brought to you by me waiting for an acquaintance in a cafe for 15 minutes with no indication if they were still coming or not. I AM BUSY AND HAVE THINGS TO DO WTF.
bolianblue.bsky.social
I am the type of person to call or text en route when I'm going to be 10+ minutes late for an appointment, especially since I live in a Shit Traffic™️ city. I do not understand people who can be 15+ minutes late and reply to my concerned messages with "gimme 10 mins".
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup and the word dude is on the bottom
Alt: Jeff Bridges as The Dude in Big Lebowski. He is staring blankly and stirring a drink. The word "dude" is written at the bottom.
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bolianblue.bsky.social
It's so painfully obvious. And I mean painful. 😓
bolianblue.bsky.social
Mark Carney is only interested in finance. We really needed Jagmeet Singh if we wanted any kind of hope in left-leaning politics here, but having a brown man as PM was too much for the centrists. Now we're hurtling towards a 2-party system: centre-right or far-right. Liberalism in Canada is dead.
bolianblue.bsky.social
I saw a video of ICE "officers" on a rooftop shooting a priest in the head with a pepper pellet and it immediately struck me how much the incident looked just like footage of the IOF sniping people in Gaza. The deranged evil of this empire must be destroyed.
bolianblue.bsky.social
I have a full moon hangover. 😭
bolianblue.bsky.social
The sun: *rises 0.00001° over the horizon*

Jonesy: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S GO TIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMME!!!
An extreme close up of Jonesy, an orange and white cat.
bolianblue.bsky.social
Haggis.
faineg.bsky.social
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?