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Death Metal is the best metal
Mostly just posting into the void
I am not actually a member of the greatest death metal band of all time
Death Metal is the best metal
Mostly just posting into the void
I am not actually a member of the greatest death metal band of all time
Qdoba is kinda trash tier as mexican food, but value-wise it can't be beat. I just ate a burrito that was the size of a football and it was $10.66. I big mac is 8 bucks these days
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Qdoba is kinda trash tier as mexican food, but value-wise it can't be beat. I just ate a burrito that was the size of a football and it was $10.66. I big mac is 8 bucks these days
I don't have the energy for mass shooter discourse today. Gonna go do something else
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don't have the energy for mass shooter discourse today. Gonna go do something else
80% of Bluesky is people getting mad about a guy they made up in their head and posting about it
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
80% of Bluesky is people getting mad about a guy they made up in their head and posting about it
same
This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible
I love it more than life itself
I love it more than life itself
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
same
I bought a subscription to game informer. An actual physical magazine showed up today. It has Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined on the cover. DQ is my favorite series of all time. I missed magazines. It's nice they are doing a print version again. It worked out great that my first issue has a DQ cover :D
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I bought a subscription to game informer. An actual physical magazine showed up today. It has Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined on the cover. DQ is my favorite series of all time. I missed magazines. It's nice they are doing a print version again. It worked out great that my first issue has a DQ cover :D
This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. I hope someone talks him into eating like a quarter and it melts his fucking brain
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. I hope someone talks him into eating like a quarter and it melts his fucking brain
Turkey sucks. Nobody really likes it. You wouldn't make one in fucking July. Why make one for a crappy holiday? You don't actually need to make one for Thanksgiving. We are doing a ham. My sister is bringing a Lasagna. No need for the trash bird.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Turkey sucks. Nobody really likes it. You wouldn't make one in fucking July. Why make one for a crappy holiday? You don't actually need to make one for Thanksgiving. We are doing a ham. My sister is bringing a Lasagna. No need for the trash bird.
I bought a raspberry pi zero kit for like 35 bucks off Amazon and setup pi hole on my network. It was super easy. Literally watched a 10min YouTube video to learn how to do. Now I just... Don't have ads anymore? That's all I had to do? Why isn't everyone doing this lol
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I bought a raspberry pi zero kit for like 35 bucks off Amazon and setup pi hole on my network. It was super easy. Literally watched a 10min YouTube video to learn how to do. Now I just... Don't have ads anymore? That's all I had to do? Why isn't everyone doing this lol
Josh Allen is gonna die out there
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Josh Allen is gonna die out there
Rest in piss bitch
Border Patrol agent who went viral over arrest video died of overdose, lawyer says
Border Patrol agent who went viral over arrest video died of overdose, lawyer says
www.independent.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Rest in piss bitch
The one sweet thing I always buy when I get groceries has gotten so fucking expensive! Johnny Pops popsicles were usually 3.99 for a box of 6. They are 7.49 now. More than a buck per popsicle. Insane. I can't bring myself to buy them at that price. It sucks because they are so gooood
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The one sweet thing I always buy when I get groceries has gotten so fucking expensive! Johnny Pops popsicles were usually 3.99 for a box of 6. They are 7.49 now. More than a buck per popsicle. Insane. I can't bring myself to buy them at that price. It sucks because they are so gooood
Seems like this country kinda sucks huh?
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Seems like this country kinda sucks huh?
They are just making him look cooler.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They are just making him look cooler.
Democrats will learn absolutely nothing from New York. It sucks. You know it's true though
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Democrats will learn absolutely nothing from New York. It sucks. You know it's true though
Nice
NBC calls for Zohran. It’s cuomover folks
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Nice
If only
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If only
It's nice to see something good happen for a change
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's nice to see something good happen for a change
Matt LaFleur sucks. But I don't know who they could get that is better. Ugh
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Matt LaFleur sucks. But I don't know who they could get that is better. Ugh
Can of San Marzano tomatoes is 7 bucks now. What the fuck
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can of San Marzano tomatoes is 7 bucks now. What the fuck
New Chat Pile album is really good
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
New Chat Pile album is really good
20 days. It was fox news. of course it was.
I wonder who will be the first mainstream News Network to report on a fake AI video as a factual story. I wonder how long it will be until OANN and Fox News have fake AI videos as the majority of their television content.
The future looks grim
The future looks grim
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
20 days. It was fox news. of course it was.
It was OK. Kinda soggy on the bottom from all the toppings. It was fine. Probably wouldn't order it again though
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It was OK. Kinda soggy on the bottom from all the toppings. It was fine. Probably wouldn't order it again though
About to order one of these monstrosities
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
About to order one of these monstrosities
Seems bad
Hundreds Of Detainees Reportedly Missing From ICE Records After Being Sent To ‘Alligator Alcatraz’
A chilling report has suggested that nearly two-thirds of the 1,800 men brought to Florida’s new immigration detention center, branded “Alligator Alcatraz,” could not be found in federal databases. F...
www.aol.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Seems bad
Rembrandt Pussyhorse kinda day
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rembrandt Pussyhorse kinda day