Uncle Bones
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Uncle Bones
@bones4free.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I'm here now. Let's see how this goes.
I've maintained for a while that weather/climate disasters would be the United States ultimate undoing.
July 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I've maintained for a while that weather/climate disasters would be the United States ultimate undoing.
So wait, was Sean Combs convicted of soliciting a prostitute or being a prostitute?
July 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So wait, was Sean Combs convicted of soliciting a prostitute or being a prostitute?
Why I like Jarren Duran:
1. Incredible Athlete
2. Terrible baseball instincts
3. Knows he has terrible baseball instincts
4. Does the work the to prepare to make up for terrible instincts.
5. Full effort every play.
1. Incredible Athlete
2. Terrible baseball instincts
3. Knows he has terrible baseball instincts
4. Does the work the to prepare to make up for terrible instincts.
5. Full effort every play.
July 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why I like Jarren Duran:
1. Incredible Athlete
2. Terrible baseball instincts
3. Knows he has terrible baseball instincts
4. Does the work the to prepare to make up for terrible instincts.
5. Full effort every play.
1. Incredible Athlete
2. Terrible baseball instincts
3. Knows he has terrible baseball instincts
4. Does the work the to prepare to make up for terrible instincts.
5. Full effort every play.
Red Sox back on East Coast time?
a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity
Alt: It's Michael Scott. And he's ready to get hurt again.
media.tenor.com
June 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Red Sox back on East Coast time?
JD Vamce goes on TV & is like:
"We're the smart ones. We're doing the exact same thing that the stupid ones did, but we're smart."
"We're the smart ones. We're doing the exact same thing that the stupid ones did, but we're smart."
June 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
JD Vamce goes on TV & is like:
"We're the smart ones. We're doing the exact same thing that the stupid ones did, but we're smart."
"We're the smart ones. We're doing the exact same thing that the stupid ones did, but we're smart."
Oh thank god.
This is Trump Speak for "I'm not doing anything"
This is Trump Speak for "I'm not doing anything"
June 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh thank god.
This is Trump Speak for "I'm not doing anything"
This is Trump Speak for "I'm not doing anything"
I dont need AI to summarize my emails, I need AI to delete my emails.
June 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I dont need AI to summarize my emails, I need AI to delete my emails.
Owning a boat seem like a miserable experience.
I should get one...
I should get one...
June 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Owning a boat seem like a miserable experience.
I should get one...
I should get one...
Co-worker: Are you a reader?
Me: I can read.
Me: I can read.
May 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Co-worker: Are you a reader?
Me: I can read.
Me: I can read.
My octogenarian next door neighbor told me he wasn't medically cleared to drive...
As he was driving away...
As he was driving away...
May 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My octogenarian next door neighbor told me he wasn't medically cleared to drive...
As he was driving away...
As he was driving away...
Doing some chicken research & I dunno you guys...
It seems like a lot of work for eggs.
It seems like a lot of work for eggs.
May 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Doing some chicken research & I dunno you guys...
It seems like a lot of work for eggs.
It seems like a lot of work for eggs.
I think Greek wine is some of the most underrated wine going.
May 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think Greek wine is some of the most underrated wine going.
This is Cam Smith's (HOU) spray chart.
Like what?
Like what?
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is Cam Smith's (HOU) spray chart.
Like what?
Like what?
4 episodes into the final season of The Righteous Gemstones & I'm wondering if it was Danny McBride's goal to make the audience hate every character.
Yes, I watch things slowly.
Yes, I watch things slowly.
April 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
4 episodes into the final season of The Righteous Gemstones & I'm wondering if it was Danny McBride's goal to make the audience hate every character.
Yes, I watch things slowly.
Yes, I watch things slowly.
I hope this Shadeur Sanders things is a lesson to ALL over-bearing sports parents everywhere.
April 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hope this Shadeur Sanders things is a lesson to ALL over-bearing sports parents everywhere.
I think I'd make for a decent professional sports team owner.
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think I'd make for a decent professional sports team owner.
When you're a non-holiday person, religious holidays in particular are very confusing.
April 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When you're a non-holiday person, religious holidays in particular are very confusing.
I'm at the point where I'm just going to use blue dawn to clean everything.
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm at the point where I'm just going to use blue dawn to clean everything.
I was told $7 coffees were the reason millennials couldn't buy homes.
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I was told $7 coffees were the reason millennials couldn't buy homes.
Donald Trump is an act of terrorism.
April 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Donald Trump is an act of terrorism.
And here we all thought the Trump Administration was for sale.
Turns out they're just giving it away for free...
Turns out they're just giving it away for free...
March 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And here we all thought the Trump Administration was for sale.
Turns out they're just giving it away for free...
Turns out they're just giving it away for free...
Radicalized by the price of Mezcal & wine was somehow both unexpected & completely on brand.
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Radicalized by the price of Mezcal & wine was somehow both unexpected & completely on brand.
The Tesla-MAGA thing is an absolute mind eff.
Less likely to adopt EV MAGAs are getting an EV only to find that having to use public charging SUX.
BUT their guy in the WH just cut all the Federal Charger programs
But if they get home charging, then a bunch of people just went EV & will help...
Less likely to adopt EV MAGAs are getting an EV only to find that having to use public charging SUX.
BUT their guy in the WH just cut all the Federal Charger programs
But if they get home charging, then a bunch of people just went EV & will help...
March 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The Tesla-MAGA thing is an absolute mind eff.
Less likely to adopt EV MAGAs are getting an EV only to find that having to use public charging SUX.
BUT their guy in the WH just cut all the Federal Charger programs
But if they get home charging, then a bunch of people just went EV & will help...
Less likely to adopt EV MAGAs are getting an EV only to find that having to use public charging SUX.
BUT their guy in the WH just cut all the Federal Charger programs
But if they get home charging, then a bunch of people just went EV & will help...
I have a big day long drinking event in front of me tomorrow & let me say:
You need to lay down a good base the night before.
25+ years of binge drinking tells me that you need to get ATLEAST 3/4 drunk the night before.
Also, plan to eat. A lot.
You need to lay down a good base the night before.
25+ years of binge drinking tells me that you need to get ATLEAST 3/4 drunk the night before.
Also, plan to eat. A lot.
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have a big day long drinking event in front of me tomorrow & let me say:
You need to lay down a good base the night before.
25+ years of binge drinking tells me that you need to get ATLEAST 3/4 drunk the night before.
Also, plan to eat. A lot.
You need to lay down a good base the night before.
25+ years of binge drinking tells me that you need to get ATLEAST 3/4 drunk the night before.
Also, plan to eat. A lot.
*whispers* I wanted my own chickens anyway...
March 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*whispers* I wanted my own chickens anyway...