Agent: Maria Brannan at Greyhound Literary
she/her/hers
www.simonandschuster.co.uk/books/How-to...
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www.simonandschuster.com/books/How-to...
In my defense, Aldi has all the fun Christmas snacks right now.
In my defense, Aldi has all the fun Christmas snacks right now.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
Tonight, I'll be padlocking the fridge shut so it cannot escape, for that which has been awakened can never be returned to slumber.
I'm so thrilled. They caught it early (precancerous!), I finished out the medication, and soon I'll be done except for monitoring.
I just need to decide how to celebrate now.
I'm so thrilled. They caught it early (precancerous!), I finished out the medication, and soon I'll be done except for monitoring.
I just need to decide how to celebrate now.
Yes this is a programming joke.
My friend: shaking hands with a <redacted> no thanks
Me: I use the word "moist" when she wipes her hands on her jeans too just to make it worse
Me: I love being an author
My friend: shaking hands with a <redacted> no thanks
Me: I use the word "moist" when she wipes her hands on her jeans too just to make it worse
Me: I love being an author
tbf though my website/email/domain costs are very low
tbf though my website/email/domain costs are very low
www.youtube.com/watch?v=26dN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=26dN...
Tater's vet appointment went fine otherwise. He's making progress. But the fungus is busting out of his skin in a couple places and the vet said it could get into the bone.
Bone fungus. Enjoy today's nightmare fuel.
Tater's vet appointment went fine otherwise. He's making progress. But the fungus is busting out of his skin in a couple places and the vet said it could get into the bone.
Bone fungus. Enjoy today's nightmare fuel.
My friend: really you could have said Winston Churchill and I would have believed you if you wanted to sound like an academic instead of a giant nerd
My friend: really you could have said Winston Churchill and I would have believed you if you wanted to sound like an academic instead of a giant nerd
I haven't even finished the books I recently bought! Why am I like this?
I haven't even finished the books I recently bought! Why am I like this?
#booksky #books
#booksky #books
Yes this is a programming joke.
Yes this is a programming joke.
Yes, I understand that you probably didn't want to know that's a thing that happens, but in my defense I have poor impulse control sometimes.
Yes, I understand that you probably didn't want to know that's a thing that happens, but in my defense I have poor impulse control sometimes.
And no, I haven't beaten her either. I've been getting to the last phase. My hands are shaking. I'm going to go back to editing to calm down.
And no, I haven't beaten her either. I've been getting to the last phase. My hands are shaking. I'm going to go back to editing to calm down.