The DoorDash flasher situation has really highlighted how far behind we are on bot/AI regulation :( The sudden switch up in the collective narrative because of bots and AI spreading misinformation was scary to witness, especially if they were bought to push false info

I also got a flat tire the night before I was supposed to drive to SF and had to spend an exorbitant amount of money on a rental.

Anyways, tour will be postponed until November 3rd-8th. And feel free to send pity cashapps for my recovery lol

Convinced that someone hired an Etsy witch to hex me. I’m on my first girls trip in a long time, but can’t enjoy a single spa treatment and had to cancel my upcoming SF tour because of the worst chest pain and sore throat of my life that woke me up at 3am :(

When men say age is just a number I reply back so is 911

DC and Philly, I had such a wonderful tour- lots of sweet memories and hot dates with new and old friends 💋 I’ll be back late fall or early winter.

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Austin TX Oct 10-12

Just had to dump a friend that decided it was morally acceptable to go on a 10 min rant about Charlie Kirk and how awful his death was and how antifa is going to come after anyone “practicing their 1st amendment right” and thought that wasn’t somehow being racist adjacent 🙄

I’ve been taking some time off today and yesterday for an introverted reset. I’ll reply back to all my messages/requests by tomorrow 🙏🏻

God you know it’s a recession indicator when all of the scam texts I’ve been getting recently have been from fake recruiters/job opportunities lol

Thank you to whoever chose this kimono I’ve been wanting off my wishlist! There wasn’t a note left about who got it for me, so please let me know next time we get a chance to talk 💕

I’m a dyed strawberry blonde and it’s easy to ask my stylist to boost up the red aspect by just leaving on the toner for longer! You can play around with the intensity that way ✨🍓✨

October Travel Dates

✨ SF 17th-22nd

✨ NYC 26th-Nov 1st

Review sites for providers are already gross and unsafe concepts. TER’e disgusting background of its owner (whether he’s still involved or not) only further proves that. Definitely keep talking about it!

A VERY clear reminder - do not discuss me/other women on review sites. There’s a reason why I specifically state in my contact form that you’ll be blacklisted if you do so. Low class behavior. Oh, and this is the owner of TER btw - www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/theerot...

I think one of my favorite parts about visiting Milwaukee is the attitude on the airplane. Everyone is so nice and polite. First time in the past 5 years of traveling a man, unprompted, offered to put my luggage up for me. Love the midwestern charm 💕

Nihilism is such a turn off to me. Embrace absurdism and stay radicalized

In case anyone is interested, I’ve been bookmarking the Isabella Gardner Museum as a day date idea for Boston!

I constantly need to remind inexperienced LA transplant girlies that if a man is love bombing you and wants to move in together less than half a year of knowing one another, it usually means they’re broke and need to lock you into a lease with them asap lol

I’m convinced that a gut feeling is just a memory from the future

{ SEPTEMBER }

3-5: special duo partner
19-20: Milwaukee (maybe?)
26-27: Phoenix
27-29: San Francisco / Oakland
29-30: Portland

here in Chicago otherwise!

September Travel Dates

✨ Boston 13th-19th

✨ Milwaukee 20th-25th

I’d like to publicly inform everyone that I’ll be raising my rate starting next month. Although, for those I’ve had the pleasure of seeing regularly I’m happy to keep our mutual understanding for the next year or so 🌹 If you’re one of those people I’ll acknowledge it in our next correspondence!

Sounds cathartic and perfect for the upcoming cozy autumn vibes :)

I need to give apple tv shows a closer look after my obsession with severance season 2! Thanks x