─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
@bostaffs.bsky.social
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐇 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐔𝐒 .ᐟ.ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
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𝓘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝐎𝐅 ...
𝓘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝐎𝐅 ...
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝐎𝐅 ...
𝓘 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝐎𝐅 ...
elysia 🩷
i just fought like 4 metas in a row . none of them were the same person 💀 what does this mean for me
i just fought like 4 metas in a row . none of them were the same person 💀 what does this mean for me
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
[ he may be a genius, but even geniuses have their lapses in judgment sometimes .ᐟ
he gasps and quickly takes a step back, staring at the sword ── it takes him a couple seconds, but he does reply . ]
... are you sure ── sorry, the robot ── i was taking him out for a spin after some fixes ── 💧
he gasps and quickly takes a step back, staring at the sword ── it takes him a couple seconds, but he does reply . ]
... are you sure ── sorry, the robot ── i was taking him out for a spin after some fixes ── 💧
⠀
❪ Approaching from behind…isn’t particularly the best option! Before he even blinked, her sword was brandished, the hilt tightly gripped by her left hand.
Even when wounded, her senses were still sharp! But her head tilted a little, eyes flickering with confusion. ❫
〝 I’ll be fine. 〞
⠀
❪ Approaching from behind…isn’t particularly the best option! Before he even blinked, her sword was brandished, the hilt tightly gripped by her left hand.
Even when wounded, her senses were still sharp! But her head tilted a little, eyes flickering with confusion. ❫
〝 I’ll be fine. 〞
⠀
[ he finally manages to make his way over to her ── when donatello is behind her, he has to stop momentarily to catch his breath . ]
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
January 25, 2026 at 7:49 AM
[ he may be a genius, but even geniuses have their lapses in judgment sometimes .ᐟ
he gasps and quickly takes a step back, staring at the sword ── it takes him a couple seconds, but he does reply . ]
... are you sure ── sorry, the robot ── i was taking him out for a spin after some fixes ── 💧
he gasps and quickly takes a step back, staring at the sword ── it takes him a couple seconds, but he does reply . ]
... are you sure ── sorry, the robot ── i was taking him out for a spin after some fixes ── 💧
[ he finally manages to make his way over to her ── when donatello is behind her, he has to stop momentarily to catch his breath . ]
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
⠀
❪ There stood Edge, a hand clutching her arm with clenched teeth as she examined the wound.
Where did that even come from??? ❫
⠀
❪ There stood Edge, a hand clutching her arm with clenched teeth as she examined the wound.
Where did that even come from??? ❫
⠀
... uh oh ── ( 💧 )
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 AM
[ he finally manages to make his way over to her ── when donatello is behind her, he has to stop momentarily to catch his breath . ]
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
... hey, uh, miss .ᐣ i'm so sorry about that, are you alright ──
... uh oh ── ( 💧 )
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
⠀
❪ A pained shout was heard from the distance. Ah, it…sounds like someone was in the path of the blast. 💧 ❫
⠀
❪ A pained shout was heard from the distance. Ah, it…sounds like someone was in the path of the blast. 💧 ❫
⠀
[ @flyingblade.bsky.social . ]
he's out and taking metalhead for a spin after giving him a tune up ── the robotic turtle blasts a hole in a nearby tree .
he's out and taking metalhead for a spin after giving him a tune up ── the robotic turtle blasts a hole in a nearby tree .
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 AM
... uh oh ── ( 💧 )
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
[ he quickly runs in the direction of the shout to check on whoever got hurt . ]
he gives her a look that practically screams ' i know ' . 💀🙏
“Oh… I did not think of that. You are right , my apologies.
I tend to get carried away easily.”
No shit 💀
I tend to get carried away easily.”
No shit 💀
“ that's not needed ── but if you're going to insist on that, um ── maybe over time . we can't eat 30 boxes at once without at least 10 going bad, after all .ᐟ ” 💧
💀 .
💀 .
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 AM
he gives her a look that practically screams ' i know ' . 💀🙏
“ that's not needed ── but if you're going to insist on that, um ── maybe over time . we can't eat 30 boxes at once without at least 10 going bad, after all .ᐟ ” 💧
💀 .
💀 .
“I am assuming I probably owe months worth of baking now as well…”
Evelyn, no. Do not summon 30+ boxes 😭 🙏
Evelyn, no. Do not summon 30+ boxes 😭 🙏
“ well, yes . ”
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 AM
“ that's not needed ── but if you're going to insist on that, um ── maybe over time . we can't eat 30 boxes at once without at least 10 going bad, after all .ᐟ ” 💧
💀 .
💀 .
“ well, yes . ”
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
“Oh I see… I suppose I share something in common with them !
Minus the turtle and wrestler aspects 💧.”
💀
“I see… so I shall leave the task up to you or Leonardo, then. This is good to know for the future.”
Minus the turtle and wrestler aspects 💧.”
💀
“I see… so I shall leave the task up to you or Leonardo, then. This is good to know for the future.”
“ they're wrestling turtles from another planet with some pretty heavy accents . ”
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
“ well, yes . ”
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
😭🙏 .
“ of course, i'm glad to have helped you find this out . ” 🙂↕️🙂↕️
yeah, you got CAUGHT 👹
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
yeah, you got CAUGHT 👹
“ they're wrestling turtles from another planet with some pretty heavy accents . ”
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
“I do not believe I have met them before… “ 💧.
😭.
“You are very welcome! If only I had known sooner, I would have selected someone else as the delivery person.” 👺
😭.
“You are very welcome! If only I had known sooner, I would have selected someone else as the delivery person.” 👺
“ isn't he .ᐣ all of them are something . you should meet hans and fitz . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
“ they're wrestling turtles from another planet with some pretty heavy accents . ”
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
😭 .
“ if it were raphael or michelangelo standing here, they would have probably done it too ── so i can't entirely be mean to catharina . ” 👺
💀🙏
“ isn't he .ᐣ all of them are something . you should meet hans and fitz . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
“I saw the rat king last year… perhaps a a few weeks ago, even. He is… certainly something.” 💧
Evelyn stares at him.
“Oh dear… perhaps I should give this weeks batch to you, then.”
The Mezillian hands over a comically large box that’s nearly wrapped 😭 🙏
Evelyn stares at him.
“Oh dear… perhaps I should give this weeks batch to you, then.”
The Mezillian hands over a comically large box that’s nearly wrapped 😭 🙏
“ you know what, you might just be right . i mean, we haven't seen z and baxter or big louie in a LONG time ── or even the rat king .ᐟ ”
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
“ isn't he .ᐣ all of them are something . you should meet hans and fitz . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
NOT HANS AND FITZ 💀🙏 .
“ thank you .ᐟ unlike my 👹 sister 👹, i'll make sure EVERYONE gets some . ”
“ you know what, you might just be right . i mean, we haven't seen z and baxter or big louie in a LONG time ── or even the rat king .ᐟ ”
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
“I see … perhaps it has something to do with the new year resolutions or whatever they are called.
My guess is many wish to see how much havoc they can create within the year. Perhaps I am mistaken.”
She blinks.
“I give Catharina a fresh batch every week to bring back … does —
{+}
My guess is many wish to see how much havoc they can create within the year. Perhaps I am mistaken.”
She blinks.
“I give Catharina a fresh batch every week to bring back … does —
{+}
“ great, thanks for asking .ᐟ other than, you know, the villains . all of them have really been becoming more active lately, not just shredder and krang . ” 💧
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
January 23, 2026 at 3:17 AM
“ you know what, you might just be right . i mean, we haven't seen z and baxter or big louie in a LONG time ── or even the rat king .ᐟ ”
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
he 👹 GASPS 👹 .
“ catharinaaaaaa ......... ” 👺
“ great, thanks for asking .ᐟ other than, you know, the villains . all of them have really been becoming more active lately, not just shredder and krang . ” 💧
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
“Well, thank goodness I did not.”
😭 🙏.
“It is lovely to see you, Donatello. How have you and your siblings been?
Are you enjoying the cookies I have baked for you?”
No because Catharina always eats them all and never brings them back 👺
😭 🙏.
“It is lovely to see you, Donatello. How have you and your siblings been?
Are you enjoying the cookies I have baked for you?”
No because Catharina always eats them all and never brings them back 👺
a loud sigh . 💀
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
“ great, thanks for asking .ᐟ other than, you know, the villains . all of them have really been becoming more active lately, not just shredder and krang . ” 💧
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
he blinks at her . 💀
“ the ... the what you baked for us .ᐣ i haven't seen any cookies . ” 😦
a loud sigh . 💀
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
“So it WAS coming after me?” 😦
Evelyn rises to her feet, brushing off the skirt of her dress.
“Oh, how terrifying… well, at least it was me instead of someone else, but the horror…” 💧
Evelyn rises to her feet, brushing off the skirt of her dress.
“Oh, how terrifying… well, at least it was me instead of someone else, but the horror…” 💧
“ it's not coming after you .ᐟ
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
a loud sigh . 💀
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
“ if you had ducked, it probably would have kept going .ᐟ ”
“ it's not coming after you .ᐟ
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
Evelyn wakes up, stares at the drone, and shrieks 😭
“Eek! Oh, why is the evil magic technology coming after me ? I did not mean to upset anyone !
Oh, the horror!” ☹️ 💧
“Eek! Oh, why is the evil magic technology coming after me ? I did not mean to upset anyone !
Oh, the horror!” ☹️ 💧
donatello finally manages to stop it JUST in front of evelyn ── the drone falls to the ground . 😭
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“ it's not coming after you .ᐟ
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
... well, um, kind of . it went haywire, but i've got it deactivated now ── ” 💧
donatello finally manages to stop it JUST in front of evelyn ── the drone falls to the ground . 😭
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
Evelyn turns around and stares at the approaching drone in horror; she’s terrified 😭 🙏
The EVIL magic technology is obviously trying to attack her. Oh, absolutely not. She will fight it with honor and —
. . .
Oh. The Mezillian has fainted 💀
The EVIL magic technology is obviously trying to attack her. Oh, absolutely not. She will fight it with honor and —
. . .
Oh. The Mezillian has fainted 💀
[ @xofredrosesx.bsky.social . ]
there's a drone heading RIGHT in her direction at fast speeds ── and a particular mutant turtle trying to chase after it with a remote control in hand . 💀
there's a drone heading RIGHT in her direction at fast speeds ── and a particular mutant turtle trying to chase after it with a remote control in hand . 💀
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
donatello finally manages to stop it JUST in front of evelyn ── the drone falls to the ground . 😭
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
“ ... uh oh . don't tell me it hit her . ” 💧
he's VERY unaware that she only fainted . 💀
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃
𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...
𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃
𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃
𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...
𝓦𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐄'𝐃
𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 𝗕𝗬 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑬 ...
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ
𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝑾𝑯𝑶
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 .ᐣ.ᐟ
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 「 * 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙁 」 .ᐟ
𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ
𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝑾𝑯𝑶
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 .ᐣ.ᐟ
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 「 * 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙁 」 .ᐟ
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝓟𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟 .ᐟ
𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐄 𝑾𝑯𝑶
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 .ᐣ.ᐟ
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 「 * 𝙂𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙁 」 .ᐟ
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