Suddenly, I heard a beeping
As if someone gently meeping
meeping at my chamber door.

"BoulderSec will be tomorrow,
We'll eat good food and drink amaro
7:00 at the Rayback on December 4"

This it meeped, and nothing more.

Bouldersec is tomorrow but Meepy is stranded far from home! Will they be able to make it home in time for Thanksgiving?

The leaves are changing and there's a cool breeze in the air, it must be October! And you know what that means: BoulderSec is tonight! Come join us for banter and (optionally) booze at 7:00pm tonight, Oct 2, at the Rayback collective.

I don't know why I made this. Is it funny? Does it have purpose? If all humor is dadaist what separates wit from noise? Does this convey the artist's intended meaning that BoulderSec is tomorrow, Sept 4, 7:00pm at the Rayback and will have wonderful friends and food? I don't even know any more.

Not going to DEFCON this year? That's ok, your favorite BoulderSec organizers weren't invited either! Well, we decided not to go. We wanted to not go, actually. Instead we'll be partying August 7, 7:00pm at the Rayback. Join us for friends and food!

Would you look at that, it's the first Meepy of spring! And right behind it, I see the first BoulderSec of July! Come, feast with us at 7:00pm Thursday July 3 at the Rayback Collective, for some food, fun, and fbeverages!

We’re so pleased that BoulderSec has become a part of the Boulder community where strangers become friends. We can’t wait to see familiar faces and hopefully some new ones this Thursday. Join us like always on June 5, 7:00 at the Rayback Collective!

Oh hey I didn't see you there come sit down and let me tell you about the BoulderSec meetup so it goes like this you come to the Rayback Collective at 7pm this Thursday May 1 then you find our router Meepy and after that we get drinks and hang out and have a bite to eat and a good time anyway bye

It's with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to BoulderSec, seeing as nobody has been coming. April fools! Ayyy gottem!

Anyway, BoulderSec is in just a couple days on Thursday, April 3! Come on by for our own "Last Supper" with "friends" and food!

Ah March, the month when we remember the downfall of an attempted dictator. Anyway, where was I? Oh right, BoulderSec is this Thursday March 6, 7:00pm at the Rayback! Come on by to spend some quality time with Meepy. And also your friends and good food I guess.

Meep meep meep! Meep meep. Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep February 6, 7:00pm, meep Rayback Collective, meep meep.

New year, new you, but like always it's the same old BoulderSec! That's right, the eternal security meetup from before time immemorial which will outlast us all is back on Jan 2, 7:00 at the Rayback, just like last month and every month before that.

Woah December already? Fuck, we gotta make the BoulderSec tweet.

Uhhh... get ready everyone! The Boulder security Meetup will be this Thursday, Dec 5 at 7pm at the Rayback!

...and then Photoshop Meepy onto Santa or something. Or Krampus. Is that too stupid? Whatever, ship it.