Pinned
year was diabolical but i’m happy to close it out older, wiser, ass a little fatter 🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
year was diabolical but i’m happy to close it out older, wiser, ass a little fatter 🙂↕️🙂↕️
sending five minute voice notes to my best friends after i have a rough day really is so healing like i feel so light, all of the evil that was built up in my body is now contained in a little file that will disappear after a full listen 💕
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
sending five minute voice notes to my best friends after i have a rough day really is so healing like i feel so light, all of the evil that was built up in my body is now contained in a little file that will disappear after a full listen 💕
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looking camp right in the eye
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
looking camp right in the eye
looking camp right in the eye
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
looking camp right in the eye
queening out with my straight cow*rkers tomorrow about pennywise with mf WINGS
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
queening out with my straight cow*rkers tomorrow about pennywise with mf WINGS
the way she comes in clutch every single year, jennie from hgtv i owe you my life
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
the way she comes in clutch every single year, jennie from hgtv i owe you my life
muppet christmas carol watchenings are NOW
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
muppet christmas carol watchenings are NOW
ordered a whole pizza from costco during sunday rush hour… i was in the mf trenches
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
ordered a whole pizza from costco during sunday rush hour… i was in the mf trenches
collecting stamps and stickers, this is the gayest time of my life (so far)
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
collecting stamps and stickers, this is the gayest time of my life (so far)
crab rangoon two days in a row, reiheads we’re so back
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
crab rangoon two days in a row, reiheads we’re so back
me seeing the stretch marks on hudson williams’ ass
a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
ALT: a group of people are standing around a man wearing glasses and a hat that says ' abercrombie ' on it
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December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
me seeing the stretch marks on hudson williams’ ass
wake up dead man on netfl*x time, adderall, $100 of chinese takeout… and diesel jeans
wake up dead man watchenings are NOWW
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
wake up dead man on netfl*x time, adderall, $100 of chinese takeout… and diesel jeans
hudson williams it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
hudson williams it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you
went on a double date last night with a gay couple who’ve been together for longer than i’ve been alive and it was a lovely little time!!
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
went on a double date last night with a gay couple who’ve been together for longer than i’ve been alive and it was a lovely little time!!
me gaining weight in 2018: oh no
me gaining weight in 2025: spongebob big guy pants ok
me gaining weight in 2025: spongebob big guy pants ok
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
me gaining weight in 2018: oh no
me gaining weight in 2025: spongebob big guy pants ok
me gaining weight in 2025: spongebob big guy pants ok
that one mfer who doesn’t play about the holiday potluck
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
that one mfer who doesn’t play about the holiday potluck
what the world needs now more than anything is a new soulcalibur game
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
what the world needs now more than anything is a new soulcalibur game
porn names used to be an art form like what do you mean your name is collin MERP
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
porn names used to be an art form like what do you mean your name is collin MERP
me w*rking 10 hour days: ugh i’m exhausted but i love this schedule i could never go back
me w*rking a 9 hour day: ok now that i’m off i have time to go to the gym and get groceries and pick up boba and also goon and bate and make a three course dinner—
me w*rking a 9 hour day: ok now that i’m off i have time to go to the gym and get groceries and pick up boba and also goon and bate and make a three course dinner—
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me w*rking 10 hour days: ugh i’m exhausted but i love this schedule i could never go back
me w*rking a 9 hour day: ok now that i’m off i have time to go to the gym and get groceries and pick up boba and also goon and bate and make a three course dinner—
me w*rking a 9 hour day: ok now that i’m off i have time to go to the gym and get groceries and pick up boba and also goon and bate and make a three course dinner—
realized today i’ve been forgetting to readjust the height of my seat after my bf uses my car, i’ve been on the road looking like this for WEEKS
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
realized today i’ve been forgetting to readjust the height of my seat after my bf uses my car, i’ve been on the road looking like this for WEEKS
wyatt russell in thunderbolts… i hear something purring
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
wyatt russell in thunderbolts… i hear something purring
yes oomf, i can boogie
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
yes oomf, i can boogie
happy new fish forks for Rei day, to all who celebrate 💕
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
happy new fish forks for Rei day, to all who celebrate 💕