🇨🇦 Dan (Derogatory) 🇨🇦
@boyinhd.bsky.social
Maybe I’ll sound intelligent on this app
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Once the Pokémon commercial airs I’m going to bed.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Once the Pokémon commercial airs I’m going to bed.
Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Got to be a principal and announce a snow day tomorrow :)
Had to have a disciplinary meeting today and I didn’t cry 🤩 (I was doing the disciplining)
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Had to have a disciplinary meeting today and I didn’t cry 🤩 (I was doing the disciplining)
Gym was packed because of the holiday. And on top of that two people got in a fight 🫠 aren’t endorphins supposed to make you happy?
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Gym was packed because of the holiday. And on top of that two people got in a fight 🫠 aren’t endorphins supposed to make you happy?
Watching Charlie’s Angels for the first time 🤩
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Watching Charlie’s Angels for the first time 🤩
I love my mother but in the process of sending me money via Zelle did she call me to verify that she had the correct phone number in her contact list? I haven’t changed my number in 10+ years.
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I love my mother but in the process of sending me money via Zelle did she call me to verify that she had the correct phone number in her contact list? I haven’t changed my number in 10+ years.
Xanax o’clock. Happy new year 😘
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Xanax o’clock. Happy new year 😘
“See you next year” will never not be amusing to me.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“See you next year” will never not be amusing to me.
Taking an uber because it’s 26° outside. Why is his window open?!? Its freezing in here too now 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Taking an uber because it’s 26° outside. Why is his window open?!? Its freezing in here too now 🫠
Securing their spots on the naughty list for next year.
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Securing their spots on the naughty list for next year.
I’m going to be alone on Christmas…wicked has a Christmas performance…do I do it??
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m going to be alone on Christmas…wicked has a Christmas performance…do I do it??
Three people guarding the subway turnstiles this morning and when someone jumped them, not a single one did anything. Great job MTA!
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Three people guarding the subway turnstiles this morning and when someone jumped them, not a single one did anything. Great job MTA!
Our anonymous employee feedback came in today and I got the nicest, most positive review from someone 🥰🥰 ive been so stressed about being a good leader, it was so nice to hear I’ve done something right ❤️❤️❤️
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our anonymous employee feedback came in today and I got the nicest, most positive review from someone 🥰🥰 ive been so stressed about being a good leader, it was so nice to hear I’ve done something right ❤️❤️❤️
Spotify wrapped called me a f*ggot again this year :/
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Spotify wrapped called me a f*ggot again this year :/
Cat has learned how to remove the child locks on our cabinet doors 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cat has learned how to remove the child locks on our cabinet doors 🫠
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Seeing Wicked today 💚🤭🩷
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Seeing Wicked today 💚🤭🩷
Just sat through a 6 hour audition 🫠 we saw over 100 people today 😅
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just sat through a 6 hour audition 🫠 we saw over 100 people today 😅
We are going to an orchestra concert. I’ve heard people call it an “1804 rave” and “a Beethoven cover band”
(I’m people)
(I’m people)
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We are going to an orchestra concert. I’ve heard people call it an “1804 rave” and “a Beethoven cover band”
(I’m people)
(I’m people)
We just found a queer bar in our area we didn’t know about???
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We just found a queer bar in our area we didn’t know about???
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Twelve years together with this one 🥰 @boyinhd.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Twelve years together with this one 🥰 @boyinhd.bsky.social