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Brad T. Jonas
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I draw unrelatable comics.
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Activity Fun Page
panel 1: Word Jumble the answer is “FUCK ICE!” panel 2: Picture Puzzle the answer is “FUCK ICE!” panel 3: Word Find the findable phrase is “FUCK ICE” panel 4: “Help your congressperson guide the $ out of the ice maze!” “A phone, not a gun, to be clear.”
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unsolicited advice
panel 1: “Never go to bed angry. Unless you’re mad at your bed. Then go sleep on the comfy bastard.” panel 2: “Your expectations can always go lower. And lower. I’m always discovering new sub-basements.” panel 3: “Only drink for special occasions,” a man says while drinking a beer. The sign behind him shows “HAPPY” with “New Year” and “Houseplant Appreciation Day” both crossed out and “Wednesday” scribbled beneath. panel 4: “Get all your life advice from comics and bathroom graffiti,” a woman in a bathroom stall says. The graffiti on the stall says “For a good time, eat a pan of lasagna” with a cat winky face beneath
February 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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enjoy it
panel 1: “Life shouldn’t be so hard to enjoy,” a man says to himself. panel 2: “It isn’t,” someone says from off panel. panel 3: “You just need to [activity that requires money, mental stability, time, effort, etc] more,” the guy says. panel 4: “HOLY SHI—“ the man says, exuding some hints of sarcasm.
February 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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so random
panel 1: “The topic of today’s comic will be decided by a random wikipedia article, here represented by a paper drawn from a hat.” panel 2: The man rummages around in the hat. panel 3: The man pulls out a slip of paper and reads “Depression (mood).” panel 4: “N-not the e-e-economic one?? the man asks in tears.
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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friendzoed
panel 1: “Maybe I can make friends as an adult the same way I did as a kid.” panel 2: “With the power of imagination!” panel 3: a magical imaginary clown appears. “I’m Friendzo” he says. panel 4: “Hi Friendzo, do you want to be my friend?” the guy asks, but Friendzo interrupts, putting a hand up and saying “I’m good.”
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Valentine
panel 1: a man wearing a shirt with a heart that says “butts” on it says “Ahhh…time to reminisce about my favorite Valentine’s Day memories.” panel 2: he thinks panel 3: he thinks some more panel 4: with some realization he says “Huh, even the candy was bad.”
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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stupid controller
panel 1: a man is clacking a video game controller in front of his tv panel 2: he glares, evidently upset panel 3: “I pushed jump” he says. panel 4: “You can’t control the people in the news, dear,” a voice from off-panel tells him. He continues to try.
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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the same but different
panel 1: a man is covered in a shroud of darkness. “Nothing matters,” he says gloomily. panels 2 and 3: the darkness is slowly lifted panel 4: “Nothing matters,” he says again, smiling this time.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Olympic
panel 1: “Everybody’s getting into the Olympics this year. I like to hear all the inspiring stories.” panel 2: “Dave likes the…ceremonies I think.” Dave holds a flag that says “FLAGS” and a shirt featuring a podium that says “High in PODIUM” panel 3: “Cousin Randy likes anything with interlocking rings.” Randy wears a gold chain and earrings and a Venn Diagram shirt while eating a big pretzel and sitting cross-legged. panel 4: “What does Barkley like—dog sled racing? hahaha” “Skeleton,” Barkley says.
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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key to unlocking joy
panel 1: “Wow, there it is, the key to unlocking joy.” panel 2: “Please let me out. I deserve to be free.” panel 3: “Oh yeah? Then why are you locked up, huh?? Nice try, Scumbag—not lettin you anywhere near me or my family.”
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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the t-t-talk
panel 1: “Trevor, it’s time we have the uh…t-talk about uh, you know, s-suh-ssss…” panel 2: “s-suh-ss-ssss—“ panel 3: “Stuttering!” panel 4: “Dad, I have genital warts.”
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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lying piece of trash
panel 1: “Hey” something says to a guy from the ground. panel 2: “Pick me up, I’m money,” it says. panel 3: the guy grunts while bending over to pick it up panel 4: “Hey, you’re not money, you’re—a coupon for farts??” the man says, perplexed. “Why would anyone buy a fart?” “To get one free, catch up bruh,” the coupon disguised to look like money says. Oh that pesky fake currency!
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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the road is dangerous
panel 1: “The road is dangerous up ahead, traveler. Better take this,” a stranger says. panel 2: He presents you with a Val-U-Pak coupon book that says “Physical coupons still exist!” panel 3: “Deeeaalsss,” he says. panel 4: “Wait—the road is dangerous, traveler! Take the ‘pons! Oil change and lube for $23.95! Oil change and luuuube!”
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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legacy
panel 1: “We gather here today not to mourn a loss, but to celebrate a life which touched us all with warmth, empathy, and grace.” panel 2: “Kevin was beloved for his charity work and generosity—but he made it very clear in his last will and testament that he preferred to be remembered for uh…” panel 3: “…all the times he messed me up in Super Smash Bros. A popular fighting game.” panel 4: “which brings us to the hour long clip compilation portion of the service that Kevin has entitled ‘Get Dunked on, Derek—R.I.P. Me.” a screen comes down showing clips as the DK Rap plays.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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fatherly love
panel 1: “Son, have I ever told you how much I love you?” a dad asks his son. “Yes,” the son says. panel 2: “More than the cat but not as much as the dog,” the son says. panel 3: “That’s right,” the dad confirms, “ although the cat’s been growin’ on me since started eating the mice in the garage.” panel 4: “Hint hint,” the dad says, nudging the son.
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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getting through the day
panel 1: “Welcome to ‘Getting Through the Day with Rod Bondy’” the man says, “I’m Rod Bondy.” panel 2: “Today’s tip comes to us from R.B. in Boise. Oh, Boise is lovely.” panel 3: “R.B. writes, ‘I’ve been getting through the day by starting my own self-hep show where I take tips from viewers.’” panel 4: “‘I don’t have any viewers yet though so I get blackout drunk and write to myself.’ the man says, reading the viewer tip. “Aw jeez, not this guy again,” he concludes, not recognizing his own note.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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literal hell
panel 1: “Damb me amd my seadonal awergies,” the man says holding a box of tissues. panel 2: POOF! The man vanishes! panel 3: “Whad id da heow?” the man says in surprise. “Ee hee hee!” a devil with a pitchfork says. panel 4: the man sneezes and the devil says “Bless you.” panel 5: The man vanishes again, due to being blessed this time. panel 6: “Damn this stupid premise,” the devil says. A sign nearby designates the area “Literal Hell.”
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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car guy
panel 1: “Hey, is that your car?” panel 2: “Boy, she’s a real beaut.” panel 3: “I’d sure love to make her engine purr.” panel 4: “Let me fuck your car.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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successful artist
panel 1: “To what do you attribute your success as an artist?” the artist is asked. panel 2: “Strong work ethic” he responds simply. panel 3: The artist sits quietly in thought. panel 4: “Also severely lowering my standards for what constitutes as ‘success’,” the artist adds. “You’re such a good interview subject!” the artist is told by the interviewer. “Thanks, Mom,” the artist replies.
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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Mikael goes to the beach
panel 1: Mikael sits on the shore. “Ees good day at beach for Mikael,” he says. panel 2: A fish appears at Mikael’s feet. “Hay-lo Mikael, ees me, feesh,” it says. “I am here to grant you weesh.” panel 3: “Thanks you, Feesh, but I already has everything I am needing. Is there weesh that Mikael can grant for Feesh?” Mikael asks. panel 4: “Mikael, by taking my feelings into conseederation, you are already granting of my weeshes,” the fish says. panel 5: “Very cool,” Mikael says giving a thumbs up. “Maybe though you are nudging beached feesh back into ocean,” the fish suggests. “You got it my friend,” Mikael says.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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tooth fairy
panel 1: “Hey mom?” a child asks before going to sleep. “Yes Dear?” she says. panel 2: “What does the tooth fairy do with my teeth?” he asks, pointing to the recent hole in his mouth. panel 3: “…I don’t know Dear, just be glad she pays good money for them” the mother says from the boy’s bedroom doorway. “Yeah but why does—“ the boy begins to ask, but his mother interrupts him saying “No follow-up questions, GOODNIIIGHT!” to which the boy responds “g’night.” panel 4: while the boy is asleep, the mother sneaks in to place money under the boy’s pillow in exchange for his tooth. She eats the tooth.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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stupid dog
panel 1: “Sorry, Life,” the man says dejectedly, “I tried.” panel 2: Life is revealed to be the name of the man’s dog. panel 3: “Okay—fine,” the man says, “I’ll try again. Geez.” panel 4: “I hate you,” the man says, lovingly petting the dog.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Activity Fun Page
panel 1: Word Jumble the answer is “FUCK ICE!” panel 2: Picture Puzzle the answer is “FUCK ICE!” panel 3: Word Find the findable phrase is “FUCK ICE” panel 4: “Help your congressperson guide the $ out of the ice maze!” “A phone, not a gun, to be clear.”
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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gary is bad at it
panel 1: ‘Gary Is Bad at Existence’ “Aw man,” Gary says. “All of it?” panel 2: Gary lays on the couch. “I should do landry,” he says. panel 3: “Aw shoot, I’m voiding out of existence,” he says, voiding out of existence. panel 4: “I am so dumb and bad” he says, voiding out completely.
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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returns
panel 1: “Hey uh is this the line for returns?” a man asks, awkwardly holding a baby. panel 2: “…Returns?” a hospital worker responds. “Sir, this is a hospital.” panel 3: “Yeah yeah I saved the receipt,” the man says handing over a paper. “A birth certificate?” the hospital employee asks. “Sir.” panel 4: “What—I’m fine with store credit, I just want to trade it in for an older working model!” the man says gesturing toward an elderly patient in a wheelchair.” “I’m calling the po—uh, store manager,” the hospital employee responds.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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isolation
panel 1: “My therapist is concerned I’m becoming too isolated,” the man says. panel 2: “But we’re friends, right Mr. Sock?” he asks to his sock puppet. panel 3: the sock puppet shakes its head saying no panel 4: “No, that makes sense—you have to maintain professional boundaries as a therapist, Mr. Sock” the man says. His therapist is his sock puppet.
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM