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if I ever said 2025 will be my year then I didn’t
I’m so radiant and even though my tear troughs express my weathering, I’m still radiant.
okay wow big day tomorrow
the x men:
Every day I walk around in fear that Logan is gonna pop out of the shadows and punch me in the back of the head
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problematic age gaps 😒
My date and I today realizing we were born within 12 hours of one another & grew up 1 mile apart
what if she’s really chill but has a good sense of boundaries and safety precautions? what if she’s is handing out water bottles and pacifiers and glow sticks?
“drugs make this kitty go purr” and it’s tums
this cabbage diet shit is easy
the amount of cleaning I just did is unnatural
cocktail is tasting like making out with oomf
just did a coffee enema ama
I love having 2-3 drinks at once and then mixing them like making potions.
and here come the fart comments
perhaps perhaps 😳