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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 1d

it’s called a fruit roll up because you smoke it

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about uncrustables and realizing i can meal prep peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 1d

when a person gets hit by a car, people are so quick to ask if they were following the law and excuse all moral responsibility for the driver, who was likely not paying attention and driving too fast.

something something victim blaming, rape culture, colonizer brain something something

bad

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 10d

made my first sauce today and fucking nailed it i could eat this straight. cooking is easy just use your tongue

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 12d

yeah if the bubblegum was flavorless when you pop it in your mouth and took a good 15 minutes of chewing before you got 30 seconds of flavor and then it went back to flavorless for 30 more minutes

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 12d

he did it in the team chat and tagged me

so i just copypasted the part of the error message that contained the solution and sent it back. twice

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 12d

why the fuck is this senior engineer sending me screenshots of error messages that tell him exactly how to fix the issue?

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 15d

“i got a toker poker”

that’s nice, but these work fine for me

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 15d

capitalism requires unemployment

that’s the reason welfare exists

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

alt text because im awesome

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

time to game

a half full bottle of island burst flavored powerade, an apple, and a peach positioned to look like a penis with balls sitting in front of a sick 60-key ortholinear mechanical keyboard and dope ass steel series illuminated gaming mouse

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

30 seconds? that’s some fucking tea. i’m still forgetting it on the counter and steeping it for 10 minutes, but at least know it’s tea

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

also: steep for 5 minutes?? there’s no fucking tea in here

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

if the directions for the tea say anything other than 212°F, im gonna ignore it

like be fucking for real dude i want tea not warm, flat, leaf lacroix

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

aww thanks ☺️

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

big toilet paper has been funding “healthy diet” campaigns full of fiber so we have to buy more toilet paper and 👏 nobody 👏 is 👏 talking 👏 about 👏 it 👏

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

3 things car drivers hate:

1. Having to pay attention to the road and their surroundings
2. Following the speed limit
3. People

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Jack O'Lantern Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 18d

You cannot understand American fascism in 2025 without understanding that it is the product of a totally consumerised society in which the mentality of the white petty-bourgeoisie has been eroded to the point where they are conscious and contented leisure/pleasure-seeking buying machines.

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Jack O'Lantern Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 18d

Their US nazi utopia is an ethnically-cleansed and theocratically policed disneyland of endless guilt-free shopping.

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

a close up of a cartoon character wearing a gold helmet and glasses

ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing a gold helmet and glasses

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 16d

12 years ago, I signed up for a right-wing “foundation” newsletter with the name “Fuck You”

i have since received an infinite number of emails from an infinite number of email domains with the greeting “Dear Fuck,”

the sheer size of their network is alarming

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 17d

howard zyn

brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 17d

a cartoon of a man standing in front of a mountain with the word good written on it .

ALT: a cartoon of a man standing in front of a mountain with the word good written on it .

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 17d

a close up of a person 's face with a red shirt on

ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a red shirt on

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brainphreez @brainphreez.bsky.social · 17d

highkey lowkey highkey

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