brainphreez
@brainphreez.bsky.social
computer scientist, warcrafter, marxist
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how the fuck was the cia cold war psyop so effective??
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
how the fuck was the cia cold war psyop so effective??
answer robo calls with ridiculous voices so they can’t use it when they try to scam your grandma
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
answer robo calls with ridiculous voices so they can’t use it when they try to scam your grandma
carbrains when someone gets assaulted on public transportation: “nobody should have to face these dangers when they’re just trying to get to work”
pedestrians and cyclists: “safe streets please?”
carbrains: “fuck you, i’ll kill you with my car”
pedestrians and cyclists: “safe streets please?”
carbrains: “fuck you, i’ll kill you with my car”
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
carbrains when someone gets assaulted on public transportation: “nobody should have to face these dangers when they’re just trying to get to work”
pedestrians and cyclists: “safe streets please?”
carbrains: “fuck you, i’ll kill you with my car”
pedestrians and cyclists: “safe streets please?”
carbrains: “fuck you, i’ll kill you with my car”
Carbrains when someone gets assaulted on public transportation: “see that’s why I don’t take the train”, as they look up from their phone while driving 65 down a 50.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Carbrains when someone gets assaulted on public transportation: “see that’s why I don’t take the train”, as they look up from their phone while driving 65 down a 50.
Most of the people on Facebook arguing about Illinois do not live in Illinois. Please repeal section 230, now.
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Most of the people on Facebook arguing about Illinois do not live in Illinois. Please repeal section 230, now.
the people who rant against colleges and universities in this country are deathly afraid of knowledge and intellect. it’s a coward’s stance.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the people who rant against colleges and universities in this country are deathly afraid of knowledge and intellect. it’s a coward’s stance.
me in my truck/suv when i see a piece of cement or asphalt that isn’t for my tires: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 i would very much like to murder the intended users of that cement/asphalt 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
me in my truck/suv when i see a piece of cement or asphalt that isn’t for my tires: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 i would very much like to murder the intended users of that cement/asphalt 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
triggered by the speed limit
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
triggered by the speed limit
putting a fuck cancer sticker on the back of my cancermobile
checkmate, cancer
checkmate, cancer
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
putting a fuck cancer sticker on the back of my cancermobile
checkmate, cancer
checkmate, cancer
my 11 year old is smarter than most drivers
she understands that 40 exceeds a limit of 35
she understands that 40 exceeds a limit of 35
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
my 11 year old is smarter than most drivers
she understands that 40 exceeds a limit of 35
she understands that 40 exceeds a limit of 35
three total losers thanked this cop for his service at the dollar store cashier line
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
three total losers thanked this cop for his service at the dollar store cashier line
bro just told me his racist drivel was “imperical trueth”
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
bro just told me his racist drivel was “imperical trueth”
and WITHOUT THERAPY???
who the fuck taught these people you can microdose psychedelics perpetually?
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
and WITHOUT THERAPY???
Reading that part in manga: fuck yeah
Watching that part in the anime, months later: holy fuck
bro one piece is insane
Watching that part in the anime, months later: holy fuck
bro one piece is insane
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reading that part in manga: fuck yeah
Watching that part in the anime, months later: holy fuck
bro one piece is insane
Watching that part in the anime, months later: holy fuck
bro one piece is insane
please god I promise I will actually begin preaching your word to the world for real this time if you make all these drivers stop speeding
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
please god I promise I will actually begin preaching your word to the world for real this time if you make all these drivers stop speeding
who the fuck taught these people you can microdose psychedelics perpetually?
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
who the fuck taught these people you can microdose psychedelics perpetually?
anta claus is the funniest commercial concept in a while
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
anta claus is the funniest commercial concept in a while
fuck yeah the senior engineer did the thing I explicitly said not to do in the documentation
in giant red letters with warning and stop signs
in giant red letters with warning and stop signs
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
fuck yeah the senior engineer did the thing I explicitly said not to do in the documentation
in giant red letters with warning and stop signs
in giant red letters with warning and stop signs
the party of fiscal responsibility and secession is big mad that chicago and the collar counties will no longer be subsidizing their downstate road maintenance
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the party of fiscal responsibility and secession is big mad that chicago and the collar counties will no longer be subsidizing their downstate road maintenance
me, talking to 11 year old about practicing lines: “wherefore art thou romeo?”
11 year old: “i’m at mcdonalds”
11 year old: “i’m at mcdonalds”
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
me, talking to 11 year old about practicing lines: “wherefore art thou romeo?”
11 year old: “i’m at mcdonalds”
11 year old: “i’m at mcdonalds”
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It simply doesn't matter to right-wingers who actually killed Charlie Kirk or why he did it. They live in an alternate reality of their own making, in which Kirk was killed by the nebulous and all-purpose THEM of their fantasy narrative. Piffling trifles like mere facts are of no consequence.
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin makes first in-person court appearance
The Utah man charged with killing Charlie Kirk made his first in-person court appearance Thursday as his attorneys pushed to further limit media access in the high-profile criminal case.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It simply doesn't matter to right-wingers who actually killed Charlie Kirk or why he did it. They live in an alternate reality of their own making, in which Kirk was killed by the nebulous and all-purpose THEM of their fantasy narrative. Piffling trifles like mere facts are of no consequence.
Reposted by brainphreez
we love cash bail -> we hate cash bail
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
we love cash bail -> we hate cash bail
Republicans in Illinois love pointing out how reading proficiency is low not realizing that stat includes them
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Republicans in Illinois love pointing out how reading proficiency is low not realizing that stat includes them
the difference between a murderer and facebook comment section of a mugshot is that the commenters are too afraid to act out their homicidal thoughts so they publicly hope and pray someone does it for them
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
the difference between a murderer and facebook comment section of a mugshot is that the commenters are too afraid to act out their homicidal thoughts so they publicly hope and pray someone does it for them