brainphreez
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computer scientist, warcrafter, marxist
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listen bro, mastery requires the utmost love of the thing and claude will never ever love the art of programming
can’t find a bag of cheesecake anywhere because all the bags of cheese have anti-caking agents
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
can’t find a bag of cheesecake anywhere because all the bags of cheese have anti-caking agents
if you had a toupée made out of feces, would it be called a poopée or a toupoo?
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
if you had a toupée made out of feces, would it be called a poopée or a toupoo?
apple notes is perfect now?
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
apple notes is perfect now?
fixed the algoriddim
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
fixed the algoriddim
“can’t believe they got this syntax wrong”
OF COURSE THEY DID! GOD DAMN COMMIES TAXING EVERYTHING
OF COURSE THEY DID! GOD DAMN COMMIES TAXING EVERYTHING
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
“can’t believe they got this syntax wrong”
OF COURSE THEY DID! GOD DAMN COMMIES TAXING EVERYTHING
OF COURSE THEY DID! GOD DAMN COMMIES TAXING EVERYTHING
seems everyone is finally finding time to integrate the newest project i’ve been developing
coincidentally, after some people were fired by a new board
coincidentally, after some people were fired by a new board
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
seems everyone is finally finding time to integrate the newest project i’ve been developing
coincidentally, after some people were fired by a new board
coincidentally, after some people were fired by a new board
just made the change easy, then made the easy change
first part took a week
second part took 30 seconds
and every subsequent second part is taking 30 seconds
first part took a week
second part took 30 seconds
and every subsequent second part is taking 30 seconds
a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "
ALT: a race car driver is talking to a reporter and says " i 'm not sure what to do with my hands .. "
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
just made the change easy, then made the easy change
first part took a week
second part took 30 seconds
and every subsequent second part is taking 30 seconds
first part took a week
second part took 30 seconds
and every subsequent second part is taking 30 seconds
tried sharing an anecdote today in our stand up meeting about buggy 3rd party software and created a ton of confusion between two coworkers because both didn’t pay attention through the entire story
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
tried sharing an anecdote today in our stand up meeting about buggy 3rd party software and created a ton of confusion between two coworkers because both didn’t pay attention through the entire story
everyone who supports capitalism supports the system that enabled and rewarded epstein
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
everyone who supports capitalism supports the system that enabled and rewarded epstein
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more and more it seems like raising taxes on millionaires could be an effective way to systemically curtail pedophilia
February 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
more and more it seems like raising taxes on millionaires could be an effective way to systemically curtail pedophilia
i dare you to spread lemon curb and strawberry jam on toast
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
i dare you to spread lemon curb and strawberry jam on toast
really blizzard? cleaning up piles of sticks? with some of the most toxic gamers in the world? what could go wrong
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
really blizzard? cleaning up piles of sticks? with some of the most toxic gamers in the world? what could go wrong
listen bro, mastery requires the utmost love of the thing and claude will never ever love the art of programming
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
listen bro, mastery requires the utmost love of the thing and claude will never ever love the art of programming
THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER STRIKES AGAIN
He put his github PAT in the git remote url…
He put his github PAT in the git remote url…
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER STRIKES AGAIN
He put his github PAT in the git remote url…
He put his github PAT in the git remote url…
as a software engineer, i delegate my most difficult tasks to LLMs: naming classes and variables.
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
as a software engineer, i delegate my most difficult tasks to LLMs: naming classes and variables.
THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER DOES IT AGAIN
changes a function signature without checking the types expected by the code that calls it
changes a function signature without checking the types expected by the code that calls it
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
THE “SENIOR” SOFTWARE ENGINEER DOES IT AGAIN
changes a function signature without checking the types expected by the code that calls it
changes a function signature without checking the types expected by the code that calls it
Making a change in some old Python code?
Add type hints while you’re in there
Add type hints while you’re in there
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Making a change in some old Python code?
Add type hints while you’re in there
Add type hints while you’re in there
every time a person says “what is wrong with people nowadays?” it’s almost always due to the effects of individualism
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
every time a person says “what is wrong with people nowadays?” it’s almost always due to the effects of individualism
1. why is cherry coke zero so good?
2. why does it cost the same as sugared coke?
2. why does it cost the same as sugared coke?
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
1. why is cherry coke zero so good?
2. why does it cost the same as sugared coke?
2. why does it cost the same as sugared coke?
there’s an anti-Zionist defending ICE shooting protesters… amazing inability to connect the dots.
We’ll see what they say when I tell them that ICE is trained by the IDF
We’ll see what they say when I tell them that ICE is trained by the IDF
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
there’s an anti-Zionist defending ICE shooting protesters… amazing inability to connect the dots.
We’ll see what they say when I tell them that ICE is trained by the IDF
We’ll see what they say when I tell them that ICE is trained by the IDF
illinois could solve their pension problems in 5 years if they automated speed enforcement on state-owned roads
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 PM
illinois could solve their pension problems in 5 years if they automated speed enforcement on state-owned roads
big fan of combining different tea bags
currently on an oolong + genmaicha kick
currently on an oolong + genmaicha kick
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
big fan of combining different tea bags
currently on an oolong + genmaicha kick
currently on an oolong + genmaicha kick
i wonder how much of AI nude self-moderation uses misogynistic beauty standards
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
i wonder how much of AI nude self-moderation uses misogynistic beauty standards
just pulled a rare extra pouch of gushers
a 7th pouch in a box of 6, with only 3 gushers inside
bidding starts at $1.4 million usd
a 7th pouch in a box of 6, with only 3 gushers inside
bidding starts at $1.4 million usd
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
just pulled a rare extra pouch of gushers
a 7th pouch in a box of 6, with only 3 gushers inside
bidding starts at $1.4 million usd
a 7th pouch in a box of 6, with only 3 gushers inside
bidding starts at $1.4 million usd
omfg they released a 3d rendered video of these new apartments and road
and the 8 usual people are complaining that it’s misleading because everything looks smaller than what they personally imagine in their head
i’m going to cry
and the 8 usual people are complaining that it’s misleading because everything looks smaller than what they personally imagine in their head
i’m going to cry
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
omfg they released a 3d rendered video of these new apartments and road
and the 8 usual people are complaining that it’s misleading because everything looks smaller than what they personally imagine in their head
i’m going to cry
and the 8 usual people are complaining that it’s misleading because everything looks smaller than what they personally imagine in their head
i’m going to cry