Braith
@braith.bsky.social
Director of Photography for The VelociPastor 2 and some other dumb internet vids
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Braith
@braith.bsky.social
· Dec 18
"Kicked too much" (2016)
w/ Director's Commentary
New high-definition digital master, approved by director and cowriter Braith Miller, with Stereo-HD Master Audio
w/ Director's Commentary
New high-definition digital master, approved by director and cowriter Braith Miller, with Stereo-HD Master Audio
Man what the fuck is going on in DK Bananza.
This is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Man what the fuck is going on in DK Bananza.
This is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
Reposted by Braith
Aw c'mon, Jim! Nasty!
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Aw c'mon, Jim! Nasty!
Just found a modelo in my fridge crisper drawer that I didn’t know was there for months just out of sight of the window into it.
God works in mysterious ways.
God works in mysterious ways.
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just found a modelo in my fridge crisper drawer that I didn’t know was there for months just out of sight of the window into it.
God works in mysterious ways.
God works in mysterious ways.
Thinking about logging into LinkedIn to see what the biggest dumbfucks I know have to say about the Warner/Netflix merger.
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thinking about logging into LinkedIn to see what the biggest dumbfucks I know have to say about the Warner/Netflix merger.
remember to roll your clocks back one more hour tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
remember to roll your clocks back one more hour tonight.
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Very proud to present the official trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Very proud to present the official trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2!!!!!
The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Velocipastor - the Movie
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
If I don’t have to download a new app and create an account I’ll use once I’m probably not going to your party
July 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I don’t have to download a new app and create an account I’ll use once I’m probably not going to your party
Looking up at the night sky and pointing out a starlink satellite to my kid as if I think it’s cool and worth his attention
July 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looking up at the night sky and pointing out a starlink satellite to my kid as if I think it’s cool and worth his attention
Kinda cool, they announced there’s going to be more overhead storage available than usual and gave us 20 minutes to find any extra bags we wanted to take on the plane.
July 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Kinda cool, they announced there’s going to be more overhead storage available than usual and gave us 20 minutes to find any extra bags we wanted to take on the plane.
When the person in front of me in the drive through puts their car in park to order you know I’m gonna be in a bad mood for the next few minutes.
May 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When the person in front of me in the drive through puts their car in park to order you know I’m gonna be in a bad mood for the next few minutes.
Squarepusher 3.17.2012 SF, CA
May 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Squarepusher 3.17.2012 SF, CA
Wanna feel old? Covid lockdown was 20 years ago to this day.
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wanna feel old? Covid lockdown was 20 years ago to this day.
We got another year of paying taxes before GTA VI 🤣
May 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We got another year of paying taxes before GTA VI 🤣
RIP to The Daily Dot.
I still appreciate this 🙇🏻♂️
I still appreciate this 🙇🏻♂️
May 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
RIP to The Daily Dot.
I still appreciate this 🙇🏻♂️
I still appreciate this 🙇🏻♂️
Hold da door. Hold door. Hodor.
Once again getting pissed off thinking about everyone getting emotional over this writing. Dumb fucks.
Once again getting pissed off thinking about everyone getting emotional over this writing. Dumb fucks.
March 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hold da door. Hold door. Hodor.
Once again getting pissed off thinking about everyone getting emotional over this writing. Dumb fucks.
Once again getting pissed off thinking about everyone getting emotional over this writing. Dumb fucks.
Please, aspiring filmmakers, do not buy any camera or do anything that is not “Netflix-Approved”
February 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Please, aspiring filmmakers, do not buy any camera or do anything that is not “Netflix-Approved”
truly genius move to market your theater so militantly against the idea of distractions that the consumer who would attach to that sentiment turns a blind eye to your primary business model being rooted in distraction like lights illuminating the lower half of your periphery while staff crawl around
January 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
truly genius move to market your theater so militantly against the idea of distractions that the consumer who would attach to that sentiment turns a blind eye to your primary business model being rooted in distraction like lights illuminating the lower half of your periphery while staff crawl around
Everyone is either proclaiming they are or are not buying a Switch 2. Very interesting times.
January 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Everyone is either proclaiming they are or are not buying a Switch 2. Very interesting times.
Sitting outside listening to the birds and thinking “damn some of these guys sound just like the squeak when twisting a screw into a hard piece of wood.”
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sitting outside listening to the birds and thinking “damn some of these guys sound just like the squeak when twisting a screw into a hard piece of wood.”
There is not a group more persecuted than guys who want to be called artists using AI image generation.
January 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
There is not a group more persecuted than guys who want to be called artists using AI image generation.