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Life of a Slowgirl

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Angsty millennial Swifty dating a literal clown.

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · Feb 16

He drew our first date 🥰😍

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 4h

“Whoever wrote this was in pain, but proud.”

Ma’am. His name was Jin Sakai and he was a damn hero!

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 13h

I think she likes her new toy… and scratching up my bedspread. 🤷‍♂️

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 1d

The number of times today that I’ve responded with my hands in the air saying, “I guess I don’t know a path forward that makes sense” is not zero.

Very. Not. Zero.

Ready to log off.

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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 2d

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 2d

Yup. Been doing this job for 8 years. I know it. I’m actually kind of good at it. But the imposter syndrome is always there.

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 2d

Sucks when that happened. No reason for it (for me, at least). It’s usually the imposter syndrome wondering if the this is the day the cards are going to fall.

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 2d

Sunday scaries has got my anxiety like whoa tonight for some reason.

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 3d

I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 4d

Dear Baby Jesus -

Please talk to your father. He took the wrong D! 😭

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 4d

Diane Keaton, the Oscar-winning actress known for a prolific career in uplifting comedies, has died at the age of 79. More:
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Diane Keaton, 'Annie Hall' and 'The Godfather' Actress, Dead at 79

Diane Keaton, the Oscar-winning actress known for a prolific career in uplifting comedies, has died at the age of 79.

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 4d

Yum! Much better than pumpkin.

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 4d

What’s the one in the back? Pumpkin?

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah. I’d love to have a mainstream news source I can trust but there just isn’t anymore.

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 5d

But I WASN’T doing that. Preposterous.

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck this lying shitstain. Invoking the deaths of the lawmaker and her husband after not saying shit since the attack happened and then acting as if it wasn't a right wing nut job that murdered them.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Bondi: "We've been living through a horrific cycle of political violence in this country ... night after night antifa wrecks havoc on the streets of our cities. In Minnesota, a gunman murdered a state lawmaker and her husband."

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 5d

There was a time

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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 5d

Seems like a good day to commentate this

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Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 5d

If it happened, you’d probably experience such a thing if it played in the shower tomorrow morning. If it happened. Which, of course, it didn’t.

Life of a Slowgirl @brandielou.bsky.social · 5d

No… I wasn’t just mom-dancing to this in my underwear post-shower… I also wasn’t doing it while dusting my place earlier… not sure why you’d accuse me of such things.