Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
I like dogs and jokes about JFK. And the Texas Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blackhawks, Sooners, Red Sox and LFC.
"And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats. It's cool for cats."
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
"And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats. It's cool for cats."
RKB 9/4/40 - 11/23/25
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Brandon in FW
@brandoneffdub.bsky.social
· Nov 15
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
This is 1,000 times worse than the joke that Kimmel made and got a week off air for...And I don't even watch Kimmel.
Just months ago, several top Republicans argued that nasty rhetoric should not only cost you your job but also potentially land you in prison for inciting violence. Curious to hear their thoughts on this.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is 1,000 times worse than the joke that Kimmel made and got a week off air for...And I don't even watch Kimmel.
I'm finding a different dick doctor.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm finding a different dick doctor.
“What changed for you and the Vikings offense, JJ?”
“We played a trash horse defense and we’ll go back to being dogshit next week.”
“We played a trash horse defense and we’ll go back to being dogshit next week.”
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“What changed for you and the Vikings offense, JJ?”
“We played a trash horse defense and we’ll go back to being dogshit next week.”
“We played a trash horse defense and we’ll go back to being dogshit next week.”
3 and out
At home
In December?
Incredible!!
At home
In December?
Incredible!!
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
3 and out
At home
In December?
Incredible!!
At home
In December?
Incredible!!
I would go for 2 if I was Denver.
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I would go for 2 if I was Denver.
How Rudolph became The Joker
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How Rudolph became The Joker
Let's go crazy with the bathroom remodel starting with this
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Let's go crazy with the bathroom remodel starting with this
Reposted by Brandon in FW
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
When was the last time the Stars even looked competitive at home against Florida?
This isn’t just a “The Stars are in a bad way.”
This isn’t just a “The Stars are in a bad way.”
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When was the last time the Stars even looked competitive at home against Florida?
This isn’t just a “The Stars are in a bad way.”
This isn’t just a “The Stars are in a bad way.”
We are so back
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We are so back
Friday, the 13th day until Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Friday, the 13th day until Christmas
When Stuart Skinner can no longer haunt you in late May.
a man in a suit with a red poppy on his lapel
ALT: a man in a suit with a red poppy on his lapel
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When Stuart Skinner can no longer haunt you in late May.
If the NFL playoff participants were decided by a committee like the college football playoff is, the NFC South would get shut out.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If the NFL playoff participants were decided by a committee like the college football playoff is, the NFC South would get shut out.
Devin Cooley approved
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Devin Cooley approved
This tree skirt was actually put around the tree until this asshole made it her own personal cat bed.
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This tree skirt was actually put around the tree until this asshole made it her own personal cat bed.
Reposted by Brandon in FW
Underrated Tex-Mex food item.
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Underrated Tex-Mex food item.
Imagine losing to the Predators.
Couldn't be us.
Also, it's wild that the Avs have not win a single shootout this season with all the talent they have.
Couldn't be us.
Also, it's wild that the Avs have not win a single shootout this season with all the talent they have.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Imagine losing to the Predators.
Couldn't be us.
Also, it's wild that the Avs have not win a single shootout this season with all the talent they have.
Couldn't be us.
Also, it's wild that the Avs have not win a single shootout this season with all the talent they have.
Well this is a first.
Spotter called down and said Wedgewood needs to be removed from the game due to potential concussion.
So if the Avs score to continue the shootout, Preds will face Blackwood.
Spotter called down and said Wedgewood needs to be removed from the game due to potential concussion.
So if the Avs score to continue the shootout, Preds will face Blackwood.
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Well this is a first.
Spotter called down and said Wedgewood needs to be removed from the game due to potential concussion.
So if the Avs score to continue the shootout, Preds will face Blackwood.
Spotter called down and said Wedgewood needs to be removed from the game due to potential concussion.
So if the Avs score to continue the shootout, Preds will face Blackwood.
Not really sure what Forsberg was doing there.
Fortunate that Wedgewood seems OK.
Fortunate that Wedgewood seems OK.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Not really sure what Forsberg was doing there.
Fortunate that Wedgewood seems OK.
Fortunate that Wedgewood seems OK.
You're worthless, Predators
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You're worthless, Predators