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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 4d

Check out today's post. I talk with two straight, feral (their word, not mine) women about unsolicited D pics, a$$ pics, and Grindr.
#substackwriter #humor #podcast #writersofbluesky #lgbtqia #lgbtq+
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Two Broads + a Gay Guy Walk Into a Podcast…

A recording from Brandon Ellrich and Dre Beltrami's live video

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 5d

In this episode, I chatted with Kenyon about conversion therapy, Pride, and sexuality.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #sexuality #straightallies #ally #queercommunity #conversiontherapy
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Queer-Straight Talk with Kenyon & Brandon

A recording from Brandon Ellrich's live video

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 9d

October is LGBTQ History Month.
It's also the anniversary of the murder of Matthew Shepard, as well as the hate crime law passed due to the brutal attack.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq+ #matthewshepard #hatecrime #queericon #queer

An Important Queer Icon from Generation X

Mouse Without Tale

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 17d

Have you ever been offered an inheritance by a stranger?
#humor #satire #funny #scam #internetscam #lgbtqia
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My Ship's About to Come in, and It's Definitely Not a Scam

I have a Sugar Momma

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 18d

Ever made Papaya Avocado Salsa?
I hadn't until yesterday.
I also made a Fruity COCKtail.
#cooking #gaychef #cocktail #diy #how-to #substackwriter #substack #podcast

The Gay Chef--Papaya Avocado Salsa and a Fruity COCKtail

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 22d

This one's ridiculous.
Watch it.
#humor #writers #satire #funny #substackwriter #substack #writersroom

Brandon Goes Inside the Writer's Room

A recording from Brandon Ellrich and Peter William Murphy's live video

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 23d

I picked apples over the weekend and then used them to make apple pie filling and apple butter.
#gaychef #humor #apples #applebutter #lgbtqia #substackwriter #baking #cooking

The Gay Chef--Something Appley

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 24d

Have you had your queereal today?
#humor #lgbtqia #lgbtq+ #satire #substackwriter #writersofbluesky

Breakfast Cereals Have Become SO Gay

Are we eating wokeness for breakfast?

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 26d

Try out this DIY Papaya Facial
#diy #facial #beautyhack #facemask

The Gay Chef--DIY Papaya Facial

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 27d

In my latest podcast episode, @thistleandmoss.com (Wendy), thepoetmirand, and I discuss trauma associated with birthdays and Tranniversaries.
#trauma #birthdays #tranniversary #lgbtqia #lgbtq

Trauma Work: Birthdays and Tranniversaries

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 28d

Breakups are difficult for everyone, but in the Queer Community, "plenty of fish in the sea" isn't as true.
Our dating pool is much smaller.
#lgbtqia #gaydating #relationships #substackwriter #lgbtq+

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do, but Is It Harder When You're Gay?

Love lost in the rainbow -- the difficulties of Queer breakups

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · 29d

That's My Spot!
What can you learn about your cat's routines?
#cats #catsofbluesky #humor #catdad #petparent #catmom #petcare #pets
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What I Learned from My Cat's Routines

That's my spot!

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 21

Does your cat lick your face?

#catsofbluesky #cats #catvideos #blackcats #humor #lgbtqia

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 19

Have you ever made sweet potato fries or zucchini fries?
It's easy. Check out my video.
#cooking #sweetpotatofries #gaychef #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gaybaker #substackwriter #humor

The Gay Baker--Sweet Potato and Zucchini Fries

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 14

My latest baking video where I make Apple Mystery Dessert
#baking #apple #lgbtqia #humor #substack #substackwriter #bakersofbluesky
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The Gay Baker--Apple Mystery Dessert

A recording from Brandon Ellrich's live video

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 10

Have you ever taken a personality test?
A goal everyone should strive for is to have enough self-awareness that the results of a personality test wouldn't surprise you.
#lgbtqia #personalitytest #myers-briggs #psychology #humor #satire #writersofbluesky
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A Test Told Me Who I Am; Was It Right?

The test tried to peg me, but it needs to buy me dinner first

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One of @brandonellrich.substack.com better stories on our podcast #trans / #lgbtqia+

The Church Encouter: Wendy the Druid and Brandon Ellrich Trade Stories

YouTube video by Wendy The Druid

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 8

What things annoy you?
I have many, so I only had enough space to list a few.
#humor #substack #substackwriter #writersofbluesky #satire #rant #lgbtqia
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Bullies and Bugs Really Chap My Hide!

Annoyances that are completely rational and relatable

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 8

A hilarious publication to follow
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #gaystories #humor #funny #satire
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+The Pleasure Index+ | Rowan Thornwell | Substack

Step inside for the full-length heat, filthy series, and private letters I’ll never put anywhere else. The real climax lives here. Every Damn Day. Click to read +The Pleasure Index+, by Rowan Thornwel...

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Brandon Ellrich @brandonellrich.substack.com · Sep 3

Ever dreamed of quitting your job and sailing around the world?

Me too.

Here's someone who's actually doing it!
#sailing #substack #substackwriter #lgbtqia #humor
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