Brandon
brandonmm.bsky.social
Brandon
@brandonmm.bsky.social
May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here.
I just realised. This was Cybersmith! If you don't know, please don't look it up, for your sanity.
What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is. Been racking my brains since.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
He wanted a glass of milk. Just a glass. So of course the natural thing to do was to buy a 4 pint bottle, and walk around drinking from it as though it were a bottle of Coke.
I love you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Curaçao v Côte d'Ivoire should get the worst pundits assigned to it. It's already full of diacritics.

(This is my last engagement with this FIFA men's #WorldCorrupt)
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Absent-mindedly threw rubbish in the postbox a few weeks ago, forgot about it. Oops...
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I say I should stop listening to the same songs on repeat, yet I've only listened to my top song once a month on average?
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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"Forever chemicals" sounds too romantic for a thing I'm meant to worry about.
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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300 musicians play Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law", all at once. Oh, that does my flinty, icy cold old heart no end of good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zed...
JUDAS PRIEST - BREAKING THE LAW - 300 musicians (The biggest rock band in Central Europe) CITYROCKS
YouTube video by CITYROCKS
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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*Superb* trade advert for Python's Holy Grail soundtrack album. I love this, and I don't think I've ever seen it before.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Very careful arrangement of these tiles.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I need someone to tell me this every so often

#ActuallyAutistic
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Standards are slipping.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Idea from @hammers091.bsky.social
An ice cream sundae, but made with Angel Delight instead of ice cream. McDonald's should do this as a variant on the McFlurry.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No Good Advice by Girls Aloud is a banger, but I'm going to say something controversial. It's pop-punk, certainly more than some bands who called themselves that around the same time.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Was just reminded of this, what do you think it might be?
What job do Volodymyr Zelenskyy, George W Bush's cousin Billy, and Cat Deeley all have in common?
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Is it just me, or does this Christmas pudding look like it's been filled with beans?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think I am on the same train as a famous actress. Trouble is, I can't remember her name.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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The difference the first million would make is immeasurable.
The difference a second million would make..?
July 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Imagine being such a cheapskate that it makes it into the top 3 things your family want you to be remembered by when you pass away.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Actors doing an accent never sound good. Even the ones who are supposedly really good at it. "Oh, that Michael Sheen, he's such a chameleon!" No he isn't, it just sounds like Michael Sheen doing a voice, it's distracting.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Saw this ad a couple of weeks ago. Surely people still call it tea (I do!), and it's maybe a class thing, maybe a formal-informal difference? What they mean is, nobody within the posh social circles of this copywriter calls it tea.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is. Been racking my brains since.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Wish I'd got a better photo. Bet this has some stories to tell #WeirdCarBS
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Someone should have had a word with the commentators at half time, that is not how you pronounce Dominguez. Either they think Murillo is a cherry or in Rage Against The Machine, judging by the way they pronounced his name just before he came on. #nffc
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Received a few unexpected compliments the other day and I've been riding that high ever since
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM