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Brandon
@brandonmm.bsky.social
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May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 40m
I'd have that on a towel
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 48m
Give him a promotion and make it a Bowie reference
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3h
"and Fairey's work is built for the bin" had me cackling
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 21h
They do look very stylish
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d
No it isn't.
An advert for a secondhand Suzuki Swift for £695. The description reads "Civic jazz Honda Yaris alto Ka"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d
It's a shame he's gone down that rabbit hole, "before he speak, his suit bespoke" is an all-timer
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 1d
Not quite the same. but we had to pay Swansea quite a lot in compensation for Cooper even though he'd left there by mutual consent because he still had a year left on his contract
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d
I don't remember this version of We Didn't Start The Fire
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d
Best thing she ever caused
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d
Now there's a deepcut. I still don't think I've seen that season.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 2d
Belvoir.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d
I'm in the bottom-left corner, surely?
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d
As one door closes, several others open
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d
I know my audience
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d
You're either wearing a Vietnamese hat, or you're not. That's the nón-binary
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 3d
Paso quadruple
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 4d
It's like when I get adverts for Jaguar cars and luxury holidays. I thought they were supposed to know everything?
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 4d
Thought it was a good idea when the VW Up did it, think it's even better now
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Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 5d
Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 6d
1am conversations about politics and neurodiversity with my brother, while listening to the music of our childhood. This is the closest thing to true bliss.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 6d
It's made from the plums of swans.
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 6d
The one thing everyone will agree with Moffat on- Doctor Who should only be only be on when it's dark
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 7d
I think UK Morgan Wallen discourse was "who is he, and why's he popular now?"
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 7d
Expecting one of those wonderful flukey goals where it's blown into the top corner
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Brandon @brandonmm.bsky.social · 7d
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(Though really I got the blue one wrong and the parsing of my answer was generous)
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