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Goofy foot. Old pulling guard. I come from hog farmers and truck drivers. Handsome men and tough broads. Brandy drinkers. Lutherans mostly. Everyone’s living through some kind of shit, so either give them clearance or lend a hand.
My gay neighbor is sitting outside with some sort of Charlie Kirk remembrance cranked on his phone. The irony is deafening. Uffda.
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My gay neighbor is sitting outside with some sort of Charlie Kirk remembrance cranked on his phone. The irony is deafening. Uffda.
In 1923 the Germans outside of town jumped on the KKK shit. They had one rally and it didn’t go well—it was illegal to wear a mask in public in Minnesota—a hundred or so Norwegians laughed at and mocked the speaker the KKK brought in from Southern Indiana.
August 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In 1923 the Germans outside of town jumped on the KKK shit. They had one rally and it didn’t go well—it was illegal to wear a mask in public in Minnesota—a hundred or so Norwegians laughed at and mocked the speaker the KKK brought in from Southern Indiana.
I’d walk home after bartending at Gabby’s in Winona and all the windows on 3rd Street would be engulfed.
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’d walk home after bartending at Gabby’s in Winona and all the windows on 3rd Street would be engulfed.
That needs to be a Minnesota band album cover.
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That needs to be a Minnesota band album cover.
Five men from my hometown enlisted in Company K on May 5, 1861. One of these patriots, Leslie P Gore, was killed in the historic charge against southern traitors.
July 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Five men from my hometown enlisted in Company K on May 5, 1861. One of these patriots, Leslie P Gore, was killed in the historic charge against southern traitors.
Ja! And to my coworkers who have to hear me retell the story every year: I don’t care you are going to hear it again.
Happy 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry bayonet charge despite being outnumbered 5:1 day for all who celebrate
July 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ja! And to my coworkers who have to hear me retell the story every year: I don’t care you are going to hear it again.
What’s the “bump” of choice?
June 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What’s the “bump” of choice?
“I’m a fool to your dirty work, oh yeah”
Take that however you like.
Take that however you like.
June 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“I’m a fool to your dirty work, oh yeah”
Take that however you like.
Take that however you like.
Pappy Boyington would be proud
June 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Pappy Boyington would be proud
How many different ways can we screw these dudes over?
June 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
How many different ways can we screw these dudes over?
“…I wanna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“…I wanna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
Pretty much how I feel everytime someone tries to do a Minnesota accent on TV or Film. Minus Kurt Russell in Miracle and the old guy sweeping ice on Fargo
June 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Pretty much how I feel everytime someone tries to do a Minnesota accent on TV or Film. Minus Kurt Russell in Miracle and the old guy sweeping ice on Fargo
“Someday this war is gonna end…”
Col. Bill Kilgore, goofyfoot
Col. Bill Kilgore, goofyfoot
June 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Someday this war is gonna end…”
Col. Bill Kilgore, goofyfoot
Col. Bill Kilgore, goofyfoot
Nothing like 18 year olds with M16s.
June 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nothing like 18 year olds with M16s.