Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
All aboard the twat wagon.
Reform UK’s Chair of Tameside has been banned for drink driving.
Robert Barrowcliffe admitted driving while over the legal alcohol limit on 16th November.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk/2025/11/26/t...
Robert Barrowcliffe admitted driving while over the legal alcohol limit on 16th November.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk/2025/11/26/t...
Tameside’s Reform UK chair convicted of drink driving - Tameside Correspondent
The chair of the Reform Party in Tameside has been banned from the road after being convicted of drink driving.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All aboard the twat wagon.
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Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
Sound the cunt alarm - again 🚨
Northumberland Reform councillor ordered to pay £38,000 debt to his own council
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
Northumberland Reform councillor ordered to pay £38,000 debt to his own council
Barry Elliott, a Reform councillor in the Blyth ward of Newsham, appeared in court on Tuesday in relation to more than £38,000 worth of council tax and business rates owed to Northumberland County Cou...
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sound the cunt alarm - again 🚨
First and business class passengers get given pyjamas to wear. Why should they get all the fun?
Is it acceptable to wear pyjamas on a flight?
61% of Brits say no, echoing US transport secretary Sean Duffy who criticised PJ-clad passengers yesterday
However, generations differ: 71% of 18-24yr olds say it is acceptable, compared to 11% of over-65s
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
61% of Brits say no, echoing US transport secretary Sean Duffy who criticised PJ-clad passengers yesterday
However, generations differ: 71% of 18-24yr olds say it is acceptable, compared to 11% of over-65s
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
First and business class passengers get given pyjamas to wear. Why should they get all the fun?
Traitor Nathan Gill now being described as Farage's Right Hand Man. Which is code for 'He used to wank him off occasionally'
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Traitor Nathan Gill now being described as Farage's Right Hand Man. Which is code for 'He used to wank him off occasionally'
*whilst arguing with a monkey on the internet.
Hey you just keep telling yourself whatever stops you feeling bad when you're choosing to crank the handle around again on the plagiarism picture machine
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
*whilst arguing with a monkey on the internet.
I love an afternoon lecture from someone happy to ride on the back of a billionaire's web infrastructure as long as it guarantees their bog roll gets delivered.
There are things we have agency over and things we don't. You might not be able to control the choice of cloud provider of a second tier supplier of something like your online grocery delivery firm, but you can certainly choose whether or not to use a slop image generator
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I love an afternoon lecture from someone happy to ride on the back of a billionaire's web infrastructure as long as it guarantees their bog roll gets delivered.
Social media is basically built on posting shit pictures mocking people in places where the target of the mocking never sees them.
What's the alternative? Writing Farage a letter in which you call him a cunt?
It was never like this on Ceefax...
What's the alternative? Writing Farage a letter in which you call him a cunt?
It was never like this on Ceefax...
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Social media is basically built on posting shit pictures mocking people in places where the target of the mocking never sees them.
What's the alternative? Writing Farage a letter in which you call him a cunt?
It was never like this on Ceefax...
What's the alternative? Writing Farage a letter in which you call him a cunt?
It was never like this on Ceefax...
Say it out loud: Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
Shame on you BBC.
Shame on you BBC.
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Say it out loud: Trump is the most openly corrupt president in American history.
Shame on you BBC.
Shame on you BBC.
Say it out loud: "Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt US president in History"
www.instagram.com/reel/DReWPuK...
www.instagram.com/reel/DReWPuK...
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Say it out loud: "Donald Trump is the most openly corrupt US president in History"
www.instagram.com/reel/DReWPuK...
www.instagram.com/reel/DReWPuK...
Well, that's me told.
All advice on defeating fascism gratefully received.
Meanwhile, the search for an ethical, sustainable, organic internet continues.
And don't buy from Amazon, folks.
Here's a picture of a kitten.
All advice on defeating fascism gratefully received.
Meanwhile, the search for an ethical, sustainable, organic internet continues.
And don't buy from Amazon, folks.
Here's a picture of a kitten.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Well, that's me told.
All advice on defeating fascism gratefully received.
Meanwhile, the search for an ethical, sustainable, organic internet continues.
And don't buy from Amazon, folks.
Here's a picture of a kitten.
All advice on defeating fascism gratefully received.
Meanwhile, the search for an ethical, sustainable, organic internet continues.
And don't buy from Amazon, folks.
Here's a picture of a kitten.
In case you missed the memo.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In case you missed the memo.
You've probably heard by now, but let's take our victories while they're there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
Live updates: Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James
A judge rules the US attorney, who brought the case against Trump's political foes, was improperly appointed.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You've probably heard by now, but let's take our victories while they're there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
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"Who elected the bond market?"
Eddie Dempsey at the Durham Miners Gala earlier this year.
Eddie Dempsey at the Durham Miners Gala earlier this year.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"Who elected the bond market?"
Eddie Dempsey at the Durham Miners Gala earlier this year.
Eddie Dempsey at the Durham Miners Gala earlier this year.
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Just when you thought X couldn't sink any further into the sewer of cuntery.
Just switch it off.
Just switch it off.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Just when you thought X couldn't sink any further into the sewer of cuntery.
Just switch it off.
Just switch it off.
Happy Monday one and all.
Is Trump dead yet?
Putin?
Farage?
Miller?
Any good news?
Is Trump dead yet?
Putin?
Farage?
Miller?
Any good news?
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Happy Monday one and all.
Is Trump dead yet?
Putin?
Farage?
Miller?
Any good news?
Is Trump dead yet?
Putin?
Farage?
Miller?
Any good news?
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Trump is a Russian asset. Period.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump is a Russian asset. Period.
Holy fuck.
A US president actively pushing a Russian policy. That's treason, surely?
A US president actively pushing a Russian policy. That's treason, surely?
Reuters has confirmed that King Donald the Mad's "28-point Ukraine peace plan" was written by Russia, handed to Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff during a Miami hotel meeting with sanctioned Kremlin operative Kirill Dmitriev, then pushed as US policy.
Oops.
Oops.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Holy fuck.
A US president actively pushing a Russian policy. That's treason, surely?
A US president actively pushing a Russian policy. That's treason, surely?
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
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Only six more weeks until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby they wouldn’t even feed 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Only six more weeks until Christian Nationalists celebrate the birth of a Palestinian baby they wouldn’t even feed 🥰