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Breakfast Brennan
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wild at heart and weird on top
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Mom a few weeks ago watching me put on my gloves w skulls on them: “hehe, cute.”
Mom a couple days ago looking grossed out at the same gloves: “why are you walking around with skulls on your gloves?”

and this is why i have trust issues.
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
funny to see new york yellow cab drivers still bitch about going to brooklyn, especially when all the traffic is in manhattan
like what is the attitude even FOR
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
trenton nj really said eat your heart out, giving tree
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
been in NC less than 24 hours and have already seen a coyote and a mockingbird and also heard a canada goose that sounded like metal doors opening and closing
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
train travel is so convenient like wow i can really just show up on time and get on a train
don’t have to do all the reverse
time planning of 2pm flight, 12pm airport, 1pm leave the house etc etc
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
that british dude who said mexico has “no bread culture” is an idiot lmao
when i first moved to CDMX my bestie and i were FLOORED by the variety & quality of bakeries. beautiful smells early in the early morning in every neighborhood. fresh pan dulces w coffee from a street vendor. nothing better.
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
probs as a result of being adopted, i’m always pondering the lives i might have led if i was raised differently. lots of coulda woulda shouldas.
anyway for i think the 3rd time now, a medical professional has mistaken me for one of their own. and i gotta admit it’s a nice feeling.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Struggling today with big sads. Walked past a Mexican place playing Cielito Lindo outside.
i almost cried but instead i sang along. And a block later realized I was doing exactly what the song told me.
Ay, ay, ay ay, canta y no llores
Porque cantando se alegran cielito lindo los corazones.
♥️🇲🇽❤️‍🩹
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
explain to me like i’m 5
why can’t AEM find and replace a phrase across all pages of a site automatically
whyyyyy does my team have to manually republish every page
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
beautiful shit my love finds on the street and brings home to me: real tiny eggplants that look like fake tiny pumpkins
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
sorry for more couplebragging but it’s so rad to have a partner that i can get annoyed at, and tell him why, and ask him to do something about it, and at the end of the conversation we’re laughing and cuddling about it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
reminding myself that you can’t force anyone to live the life YOU think they deserve.
they will live the life THEY think they deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
how i know this is the right place for me:
the day doesn’t loom and threaten
because it starts and ends with person hugs and dog cuddles,
soft smiles and big laughs.
hot sun during the day and a cool cozy breeze at night.
i’m so fucking lucky.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
nosferatu was cool but it was also kinda just moulin rouge for goths
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
going from thursday morning therapy right into rewatching Pink Floyd’s The Wall and not thinking too deeply about that
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
subjected my whole team to Chipmunk Punk during a work meeting today
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ok fine i’ll say it
i may be neurodivergent but
body doubling stresses me OUT
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
innocent lil me putting on Wayward and unprepared for the BAM i’m gay BAM i’m gay BAM
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
super original thought alert:
weekends really need to be longer
September 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this shouldn’t have to be said but
when i die, for the love of all that is holy, please do not create AI tribute videos for me.
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
a second doctor has told me i’m a good nurse (in the context of caregiving) and i once again feel very lucky and super proud to carry some of my bio mom with me in my attitudes and behavior.
September 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
wish i had a dollar for every time i reached into my tote bag to feel around for my vape, and instead brought my headphones case to my lips
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
the ER theme song sounds a little like Running Up That Hill.
that is all.
September 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Something that made me smile recently:
The visiting nurse patted his pockets so I handed him my pen. He started filling out the form, stopped, and looked up at me. In his thick eastern bloc accent he said “This is beautiful pen.”
September 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
feeling very mature because i’ve scheduled some time for myself tomorrow to just cry
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM