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Sometimes I’m seriously serious; sometimes I’m seriously not serious… but mostly, I’m just not seriously serious. I like to go off about sports, reggaeton, politics, the espumita en mi cafecito and my zooted musings.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · Feb 3

This week was brutal.

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

imagine walking around looking like this and having the audacity criticize someone else’s appearance

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere, right now, there's a young hispanic girl/boy living in Portland, Chicago, LA, etc., who is writing about the "terrible things happening outside". How "at any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes" and "families are torn apart"

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Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid, one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before t...

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Friday, everybody!

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

Trump proposing 100% tariffs on China

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

i wish more people knew more about her instead of thinking this is some kind of victory for humanity and global democracy

she openly supports the US government blowing up venezuelan boats in the caribbean without any due process

from María Corina Machado’s wikipedia page:

Regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict,
Machado expressed her solidarity with Israel following the attacks of 7 October 2023.(117] She thanked Israel for its support of Edmundo González as president-elect, 118 and previously of Juan Guaidó as acting president. Machado planned to reestablish diplomatic relations with Israel, which were cut in 2009 due to the 2008-2009 Gaza war.

In February 2025, Machado addressed a Patriots.eu rally in Madrid. Machado is a strong supporter of United States President Donald Trump, whom she described in 2025 as a "visionary" in relation to his opposition to the Maduro regime in Venezuela. After he deployed the Navy to the Caribbean in 2025, Machado praised the Trump administration. She has expressed support for the use of force to depose the Maduro regime; one of her advisors told the New York Times that she has coordinated with the Trump administration and that she has a plan for the first hundred hours after his deposition.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

One of my proudest moments is seeing Roger Stone in the parking lot of a shopping center in Florida and telling him in spanish to go fuck himself

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 1d

“Anna is a nobody” — Roger Stone

Roger Stone @RogerJStoneJr
X.com
Kyle Cheney is a congenital liar and a propagandist and Anna is a nobody. Multiple attorneys who have examined this case describe it as air tight. By the way, Cheney is also a leaping bounding, screaming asshole.
2:16 AM • 10/10/25 • 188 Views

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

maybe we should give another $20 billion to argentina or build another ballroom at the white house then

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

“you’re going to lose. We will win.”

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

how it started / how it went

a smiling and joking mark alford in the beginning of the clip

a sad looking mark alford 5 seconds later

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

from the no participation trophies crowd…

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

lmao

polls for the 2025 new jersey gubernatorial election… highlighted is a republican sponsored poll showing the democratic candidate winning by a +7 margin

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

translation: “there are too many non-whites in the suburbs”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Ciattarelli: "We've got a severe overdevelopment crisis in our suburban communities because of the Democrats' idea of social engineering."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

“we’re gonna show you a clip of mamdani and then we’re gonna tell you how he said things in the clip that he never said and you’re just all gonna have to believe it”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Bartiromo attacks Mamdani for pointing out that tourists aren't traveling to the US as much because Trump is brutalizing people: "You just heard that. He wants illegals and internationalists to come here, particularly ahead of the World Cup."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

a man holding a microphone with the word espn written on it

Alt: kg anything is possible gif

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1d

John Mara having the Pepsi cup in front of him on that shot was pure art

#NYGiants

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

I WANNA HANG 40+ ON THESE BUMS

#NYGiants

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

cam skattebo: “look at me… i’m the tush push now”

#NYGiants

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

who the fuck does this guy think he is? jesse waters?

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 2d

Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports.

“Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..”

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POLITICO
By DANIEL LIPPMAN
10/09/2025 08:22 PM EDT
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In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn't have a hotel room.
Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

A 6’4 and 225 pound guy being named Lil'Jordan is hilarious

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

I am straight up having a good time right now

#NYGiants

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

they can listen to lee greenwood sing the same song 7 times… we’ll be listening to bad bunny while we get our perreo on over here

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

Correction: You created a slew of issues… Not “inherited”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Brooke Rollins: "Here's what everyone has to understand. The farm economy is in a very uncertain time. But that isn't because of the current trade negotiations, although certainly the China part is part of that. But we inherited a slew of issues."

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

“Now, here’s a guy who blames the drug cartels for his mother being junkie when she stole the drugs from the hospital she worked at…”

Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

László won the Nobel Prize for literature?!

You already know that Jesk is somewhere reincarnated right now throwing air punches after hearing this news

a woman in a fur coat is saying sweet screams jesk .

Alt: Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows saying sweet screams Jesk .

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Breaking Bad Punny @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 2d

whenever mike johnson says “well, we can’t swear adelita grijalva in because of the shutdown”, the media’s next question to him should be “so, you don’t believe arizona’s 7th congressional district deserves representation in any of the discussions to reopen the government?”