Breaking Rhymes
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Breaking news, one rhyme at a time. I rhyme the news so you don’t have to.
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On Isak’s Toon exit
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
Alexander Isak wants to leave Newcastle, asked not to go on pre-season tour
Liverpool have previously communicated their interest in Isak and over doing a deal in the region of £120million.
www.nytimes.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
On Isak’s Toon exit
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
He helped win the Carabao prize,
Then peaced out with barely goodbyes.
No legacy baked,
Just a contract he flaked -
Now he’s chasing a raise, not the highs
💼 🛫😢
#nufc #alexanderisak #isak
On Jamie Dimon’s Crypto Pivot
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
JPMorgan considers offering loans backed by clients' cryptocurrency holdings, FT reports
JPMorgan Chase is exploring plans to offer loans backed by clients' cryptocurrency holdings, including bitcoin and ethereum, as early as next year, the Financial Times reported on Tuesday, citing people familiar with the matter.
www.reuters.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
On Jamie Dimon’s Crypto Pivot
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
Jamie once called Bitcoin a scam,
Now he’s stacking coins like a champ.
From doubter to deal,
He’s spinning the wheel,
Wall Street just joined the new jam
💥📉 🤡
#CryptoBro #JamieDimon #Bitcoin #Crypto
On Macron at Windsor
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
King Charles and Macron toast 'ever closer' UK-France ties at state banquet
Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte are in the UK for a three-day trip.
www.bbc.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
On Macron at Windsor
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
Fromage on his breath, full of flair,
Macron minced through the monarchy’s lair.
He kissed every ring,
But one awkward thing —
He asked if the Queen eats Camembert
🧀👑🇫🇷
#BreakingNews #Macron #EmmanuelMacron #RoyalFamily #KingCharlesIII #UK
On Jennifer’s hypno hunk
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
Jennifer Aniston new romance rumors as she vacations with handsome man
The Friends actress, 56, who has endured high-profile splits from husbands Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux, jetted into Mallorca with him for the Fourth of July weekend.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
On Jennifer’s hypno hunk
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
Aniston’s flying was tense,
Till Curtis un-locked her suspense -
Now Mallorca’s the scene
Where she’s living the dream,
In a trance or just losing her sense?
😵💫💘
#hypnosis #celebritycrush #BreakingNews
On Amanda Holden’s cheeky tribute
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
Amanda Holden recreates iconic raunchy tennis moment for campaign
The radio presenter, 54, took to Instagram on Sunday to show off her assets for a Revive Collagen campaign.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
On Amanda Holden’s cheeky tribute
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
Amanda let rip on the green,
A breeze up her skirt set the scene.
Not just for the glam -
That backdraft went wham -
Wimbledon’s freshest routine
🎾💨😄
#AmandaHolden #Wimbledon
On microplastic-laced lobster
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
On Mexico’s Caribbean Coast, There’s Lobster for the Tourists and Microplastics for Everyone Else
The fishermen of Puerto Morelos complain of pirates who fish off-season with total impunity, while their small catches are contaminated by the abundant microplastics in the sea.
www.wired.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
On microplastic-laced lobster
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
They serve you the sea in fine shells,
But what’s in the bite? Plastic spells.
With each juicy claw,
You’re chewing Earth’s flaw -
A feast with pollution that sells.
🦞🧪💔
#OceanCrisis #PlasticProblem #LobsterLuxury
On ‘Jack the Flipper’
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
Killer dolphin on loose off UK coast after slaying rival and SHARK
A KILLER dolphin is on the loose after being caught on video slaying one of its own kind — and then a shark. The bottlenose dolphin, dubbed Jack the Flipper, targeted a smooth-hound shark last week…
www.thesun.co.uk
July 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
On ‘Jack the Flipper’
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
A dolphin named Jack’s off his rocker,
Flips sharks like he’s tossing a locker.
With a headbutt so rude,
He reboots your whole mood
SeaWorld said “nah,” he’s a shocker.
#BreakingNews #JacktheFlipper #dolphin #animals
www.thesun.co.uk/news/3565157...
Two Aussies collide with a thump,
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Run It Straight: The push to turn a backyard tackle game into a global sport
As hype over the game grows, so do concerns about the potential for brain injuries.
www.bbc.com
June 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Two Aussies collide with a thump,
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
No pads, just pure chest-to-chest bump.
“Run it straight!” is the call
Till one man starts to fall,
It’s rugby meets “Darwin Awards” in a slump.
🏉💥🦘🤕
#BreakingNews #RunItChampionship #RunItStraight #Australia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
After two decades apart,
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
It took two decades, but the Time Lord and Rose Tyler are finally back together.
Doctor Who Just Gave Fans The Reunion They've Been Waiting 20 Years For
It took two decades, but the Time Lord and Rose Tyler are finally back together.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
February 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
After two decades apart,
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
Eccleston and Piper restart.
No TARDIS in sight,
But still a delight -
Just hit play, and you’re back at the start!
🎙️🕰️🚀
#DoctorWho #ChristopherEccleston #BillyPiper #TimeLord #RoseTyler #Tardis #Darlek
Oasis (the drink!) took its flight,
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
Jason Rivers and Wesley Fowler founded Oasis Energy Drink together. They've been best friends for 31 years.
I founded a company with my best friend of 31 years. We never let our egos get in the way of good business.
Jason Rivers and Wesley Fowler founded Oasis Energy Drink together. They've been best friends for 31 years.
www.businessinsider.com
February 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Oasis (the drink!) took its flight,
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
No Gallagher-style, tabloid fight.
No chairs were thrown,
No egos were blown,
Just sales charts that look pretty bright…
🥤🎸💼
#Oasis #LiamGallagher #OASISEnergyDrink
In Deutschland, where Ordnung is key,
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
Europe's largest economy contracted for a second consecutive year in 2024, its worst performance in two decades. Ahead of a general election on Sunday, a national debate is raging about how to revive Germany's economic fortunes reut.rs/4b2ljtU
German voters demand change as Europe's biggest economy stalls
Ahead of a general election on Sunday, a national debate is raging about how to revive Germany's economic fortunes.
reut.rs
February 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
In Deutschland, where Ordnung is key,
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
The Wirtschaft’s now lacking in glee.
With high Energie-Kosten,
And jobs that are losten,
Voters yearn for a fresh Strategie.
🛢️⚙️📉
#BreakingNews #Germany #Deutschland #GermanEconomy #EU #Europe #economy #economics
Mar-a-Lago Airport looks grand,
Gold trim but a runway of sand.
The lights flicker out,
The baggage, in doubt,
The only destination: Magaland.
— you’re welcome 😉 ✈️🛫🛩️
Gold trim but a runway of sand.
The lights flicker out,
The baggage, in doubt,
The only destination: Magaland.
— you’re welcome 😉 ✈️🛫🛩️
February 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mar-a-Lago Airport looks grand,
Gold trim but a runway of sand.
The lights flicker out,
The baggage, in doubt,
The only destination: Magaland.
— you’re welcome 😉 ✈️🛫🛩️
Gold trim but a runway of sand.
The lights flicker out,
The baggage, in doubt,
The only destination: Magaland.
— you’re welcome 😉 ✈️🛫🛩️
Jamie scoffs, “Get back to your grind!
This WFH nonsense? Declined.”
But while we commute,
He’s chasing his loot,
Doing WFJ - Work From Jet, reclined.
✈️💼🍷
#JamieDimon #WFH #HybridWork #JPM #JPMorgan
This WFH nonsense? Declined.”
But while we commute,
He’s chasing his loot,
Doing WFJ - Work From Jet, reclined.
✈️💼🍷
#JamieDimon #WFH #HybridWork #JPM #JPMorgan
February 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Jamie scoffs, “Get back to your grind!
This WFH nonsense? Declined.”
But while we commute,
He’s chasing his loot,
Doing WFJ - Work From Jet, reclined.
✈️💼🍷
#JamieDimon #WFH #HybridWork #JPM #JPMorgan
This WFH nonsense? Declined.”
But while we commute,
He’s chasing his loot,
Doing WFJ - Work From Jet, reclined.
✈️💼🍷
#JamieDimon #WFH #HybridWork #JPM #JPMorgan
The Times, Wed 5 Feb - “Fragile Newcastle fear historic collapse…”
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
February 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The Times, Wed 5 Feb - “Fragile Newcastle fear historic collapse…”
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
The Times, Thu 6 Feb - “Arsenal humbled as frenzied St. James’ stirs local heroes to Wembley”
Headlines, man. What a difference a day makes!
#NUFC
Eg:
With matutolypea at dawn,
Trump rages till coffee is gone.
He shouts “DEEP STATE!”
While the charges inflate,
And his lawyers keep moving on.
- you’re welcome.
With matutolypea at dawn,
Trump rages till coffee is gone.
He shouts “DEEP STATE!”
While the charges inflate,
And his lawyers keep moving on.
- you’re welcome.
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Eg:
With matutolypea at dawn,
Trump rages till coffee is gone.
He shouts “DEEP STATE!”
While the charges inflate,
And his lawyers keep moving on.
- you’re welcome.
With matutolypea at dawn,
Trump rages till coffee is gone.
He shouts “DEEP STATE!”
While the charges inflate,
And his lawyers keep moving on.
- you’re welcome.
Eg:
Old Donald, so loud and ram-stam,
Spews nonsense as fast as he can.
He rants and he raves,
For loyalty craves,
Yet flips on his friends like a scam.
- you’re welcome.
Old Donald, so loud and ram-stam,
Spews nonsense as fast as he can.
He rants and he raves,
For loyalty craves,
Yet flips on his friends like a scam.
- you’re welcome.
January 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Eg:
Old Donald, so loud and ram-stam,
Spews nonsense as fast as he can.
He rants and he raves,
For loyalty craves,
Yet flips on his friends like a scam.
- you’re welcome.
Old Donald, so loud and ram-stam,
Spews nonsense as fast as he can.
He rants and he raves,
For loyalty craves,
Yet flips on his friends like a scam.
- you’re welcome.
Abramovich splashed cash with glee,
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
Roman Abramovich could owe UK £1bn in unpaid tax
Scheme to avoid tax on offshore billions may have been botched because money was managed from the UK, BBC learns.
www.bbc.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Abramovich splashed cash with glee,
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
Bought Chelski, but dodged HMRC.
Through islands offshore,
He funneled much more,
Now Britain wants back a cool bil’ or three.
#Tax #Abramovich #HMRC #UK #politics #TaxDodging #Billionaire #PremierLeague #FootballFinance
In Brussels, where rules are the creed,
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
Almost €15 million worth of illegal Russian timber in Belgium
About half a million of cubic metres of Russian timber have been imported into the EU since 2022 despite bans.
www.brusselstimes.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
In Brussels, where rules are the creed,
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
They lecture on ethics with speed.
But look past the chatter,
What’s that? Russian lumber?
Turns out the EU’s knee-deep in greed.
#EU #Russia #Brussels #BreakingNews #Belgium #Europe #EuropeanUnion
Young Natalie scored quite a feat,
Part of the White House War Room elite!
But she can’t spell her title,
Perhaps her brainpower’s idle,
But hey, she looks great in a tweet…
- you’re welcome.
Part of the White House War Room elite!
But she can’t spell her title,
Perhaps her brainpower’s idle,
But hey, she looks great in a tweet…
- you’re welcome.
January 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Young Natalie scored quite a feat,
Part of the White House War Room elite!
But she can’t spell her title,
Perhaps her brainpower’s idle,
But hey, she looks great in a tweet…
- you’re welcome.
Part of the White House War Room elite!
But she can’t spell her title,
Perhaps her brainpower’s idle,
But hey, she looks great in a tweet…
- you’re welcome.
A chatbot was trained in Shanghai,
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
OpenAI reportedly claims it has evidence China’s DeepSeek ‘used its model’ to train AI chatbot – business live
White House advisor David Sacks says there is ‘substantial evidence’ of DeepSeek using OpenAI technology
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
A chatbot was trained in Shanghai,
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
Like ChatGPT - but a spy.
It talks just like me,
For a much smaller fee,
But swears it’s “original.” (Nice try.)
#OpenAI #DeepSeek #ChatGPT #AI #artificialintelligence #breakingnews #tech #China
There once was a MAGA parade,
With Botox and implants displayed.
Their outfits were tragic,
Their tans looked like magic,
As they yelled “Ship ‘em back!” - but could barely spell “trade.”
- you’re welcome.
With Botox and implants displayed.
Their outfits were tragic,
Their tans looked like magic,
As they yelled “Ship ‘em back!” - but could barely spell “trade.”
- you’re welcome.
January 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
There once was a MAGA parade,
With Botox and implants displayed.
Their outfits were tragic,
Their tans looked like magic,
As they yelled “Ship ‘em back!” - but could barely spell “trade.”
- you’re welcome.
With Botox and implants displayed.
Their outfits were tragic,
Their tans looked like magic,
As they yelled “Ship ‘em back!” - but could barely spell “trade.”
- you’re welcome.
A CEO, wealthy and grand,
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
Working from home is 'not proper work', says ex-Asda boss
Lord Rose says it harms productivity but expert says hybrid work can be as good as full-time in the office.
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A CEO, wealthy and grand,
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
Said, “Work harder, you’ll understand.”
But his privileged life,
Free from everyday strife,
Shows he’s clueless about the lay of the land.
#BreakingNews #WFH #WorkFromHome #RemoteWork #FutureOfWork #Work
Vivek is leaving his post,
Slashing costs is what he’ll boast.
Here’s another great hack:
Give Elon the sack -
That’s the saving we need the most.
— you’re welcome ;)
Slashing costs is what he’ll boast.
Here’s another great hack:
Give Elon the sack -
That’s the saving we need the most.
— you’re welcome ;)
January 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Vivek is leaving his post,
Slashing costs is what he’ll boast.
Here’s another great hack:
Give Elon the sack -
That’s the saving we need the most.
— you’re welcome ;)
Slashing costs is what he’ll boast.
Here’s another great hack:
Give Elon the sack -
That’s the saving we need the most.
— you’re welcome ;)
A memecoin for MAGA’s big star,
It’s worth less than Trump’s failed memoir.
They called it “investment,”
But let’s be consistent -
Even Bitcoin would call this bizarre.
— you are welcome. 🙏
It’s worth less than Trump’s failed memoir.
They called it “investment,”
But let’s be consistent -
Even Bitcoin would call this bizarre.
— you are welcome. 🙏
January 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
A memecoin for MAGA’s big star,
It’s worth less than Trump’s failed memoir.
They called it “investment,”
But let’s be consistent -
Even Bitcoin would call this bizarre.
— you are welcome. 🙏
It’s worth less than Trump’s failed memoir.
They called it “investment,”
But let’s be consistent -
Even Bitcoin would call this bizarre.
— you are welcome. 🙏