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[ Side eyeing Repo. ]

Hypno decided the next heist was 'perfect family time'. [ Patting down his suit. ] Been working sooo hard on 'reconnecting with his estranged daughter'. Psht. Should be paying attention to ME.

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Oh.

He's stunned. Standing, staring, at his daughter. What was his ex wifes name again – ? Unimportant.

Clearing his throat, Warren coughs into his fist, ignoring the way his eyes seem to start glistening.

" . . well. Nice to know my kid got MY good looks."

OPHELIA STONE! @littlestlovebug.bsky.social · Jun 2

[The sound snaps her head right up. That must be him, even as doubts crept in from the edges of her mind. . . Peeking her lil self out to see her....worm dad.]

...Dad?

[Head tilt, a nose wipe on her arm.]

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Tensing immediately at the sound, for once in his life, Warren is silent. With a slow turn that has him maneuvering on the table, he stares at the doorway.

Mouth opening and closing a few times, before he finally gets out a quiet, "Ophelia – ?"

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Wha? Who said that? Unbelievable.

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

( Could do with or WITHOUT the brat, )

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

He deflates in annoyance at her returned dismissal, fixing her with a glare.

" – Then tell her it's / important /, obviously. Y'know. Bad guy to bad guy."

⚔︎┊𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔. @whatslostisfound.bsky.social · Jun 2

Her fists are clenched, almost *shaking*. She /HATES/ when he comes to the hotel. So, So Much.

He would be a stain in the walkway or on the wall if she had a say about it.

" No Visitors. Her office is Closed. "

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Scoffing! He's waving a dismissive hand at her, eyes even rolling.

"Yeah, yeah, but I'm no mere / visitor /, I'm THE Warren Stone, the best newscaster the world has ever seen. AND – !" A dramatic point of his finger to the sky! " – The turtles GREATEST foe!"

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Tensing immediately at the sound, for once in his life, Warren is silent. With a slow turn that has him maneuvering on the table, he stares at the doorway.

Mouth opening and closing a few times, before he finally gets out a quiet, "Ophelia – ?"

OPHELIA STONE! @littlestlovebug.bsky.social · Jun 2

[There's a tiny little sound, it's almost inaudible as a head quickly retreats behind a corner. Shaking, everything starts to make sense in a child's mind. She begins to openly weep near the doorway, unable to control herself.]

Bwahhh...Dad's okaaaaaay! (😭)

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Propped up on a table and facing the door, Warren quietly grumbles to himself. Of course Maxine would refuse to have him in the same room as she talks to Hypno.

" – I mean, what am I, chopped worm?" Scoff!

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Scoffing! He's waving a dismissive hand at her, eyes even rolling.

"Yeah, yeah, but I'm no mere / visitor /, I'm THE Warren Stone, the best newscaster the world has ever seen. AND – !" A dramatic point of his finger to the sky! " – The turtles GREATEST foe!"

⚔︎┊𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔. @whatslostisfound.bsky.social · Jun 2

[ visibly holding herself back from punting him like a football ]

Big Mama is not Expecting Visitors

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Slicking hair back with THE most dramatic effect, only for it to spring back up comedically.

"My GLORIOUS return to my AMAZING fans," a pause, and said off to the side, " – ( and also husband and family. )"

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

CAN YOU STOP

✧. ┊ ⁭𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · Jun 2

@hypno-part-deux.bsky.social @breakingthenews.bsky.social

⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · Jun 2

Ok 、pack it up Skittle Squad.

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Propped up on a table and facing the door, Warren quietly grumbles to himself. Of course Maxine would refuse to have him in the same room as she talks to Hypno.

" – I mean, what am I, chopped worm?" Scoff!

OPHELIA STONE! @littlestlovebug.bsky.social · Jun 2

[Ophie hears a familiar voice. One she hasn't heard since. . . oh god. Tears threaten the child's already watery blues, she wipes them away, and searches around for the source of the voice. . .]

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

sudden feeling of danger

Reposted by 〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘.

⚔︎┊𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔. @whatslostisfound.bsky.social · May 5

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𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙮𝙤𝙪?

𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗲
𝙢𝙚, 𝘁𝗼𝗼, 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩,
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚?

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

// its pride month rise fans you know what that means

＊　𝓕 𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨　・🎣 ) @jawsin.bsky.social · Jun 2

windy. seeing those two have accounts on june 1st is such a power move

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Preening at the attention, only to deflate in near immediate annoyance. Forcing a strained smile.

"Ooh, yes, the estranged daughter who really seems to love slinging insults. And me."

Grumbling, " ( Still fixing that window ). "

HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · Jun 2

[Already picking him up.]

Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Slicking hair back with THE most dramatic effect, only for it to spring back up comedically.

"My GLORIOUS return to my AMAZING fans," a pause, and said off to the side, " – ( and also husband and family. )"

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

. . jeez, what is this, a mutant reunion – ?

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Slicking hair back with THE most dramatic effect, only for it to spring back up comedically.

"My GLORIOUS return to my AMAZING fans," a pause, and said off to the side, " – ( and also husband and family. )"

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

MUN INFO:

22 YEARS OLD ( BUT WILL NOT BE DOING ANY KIND OF LEWD, THOUGH JOKES MAY BE PRESENT ALONG WITH DARK THEMES ), GOES BY JAZZY / JAGGER AND SHE / THEY / HE PRONOUNS. SUPER FRIENDLY BUT ALSO HAS ANXIETY.

〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

Just another pair of #ᴶᵃᶻᶻᴴᵃⁿᵈˢ!

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

NON - LEWD PERSONAL PORTRAYAL OF WARREN STONE, FROM RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

INCEST / PRO - SHIPPERS / LEWD ACCOUNTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

HE / HIM PRONOUNS, BISEXUAL MUSE.

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

art credits:

icon: official content.

header: official content.

pinned: official content.

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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · Jun 2

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