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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘

@breakreality.bsky.social

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You ready to kill some 𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗱𝘀? [ #DCRP MDNI. profile is still a work in progress. 20+ mun. penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 6d

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

One of these days I'll do a crash course of my origin.

Today is not the day because puppeteer took omeprazole and now he needs to eat.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

I wasn't born in a lab, mind you. 😂

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

No. ❤️

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 16h

So pay the jerk tax.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Exactly.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

We are SEATED.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Exactly.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 16h

Being an insufferable prick?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

I'm Superboy-Prime, what do you think my job is?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

I'm Superboy-Prime, what do you think my job is?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 16h

Do you have a job?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

My existence doesn't require me to pay taxes. I think.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing scares me.

𝑫𝒖𝒌𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 @signalofhope.bsky.social · 16h

That will summon The Horse

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

RT to scare the goo man.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

FUCKING HOMEWORK... BURN THEM.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

My existence doesn't require me to pay taxes. I think.

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 16h

How did you fuck up this bad???

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, that's right.

How do you like it?

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Yes... Yes... You mean you're cooking the delicious food...

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO REST, MARS. TF.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, that's right.

How do you like it?

𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 @hellishaccountant.bsky.social · 16h

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

REST.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

I'm looking.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

RT to scare the goo man.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

FUCK NO.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

Not staying for long though. This bastard puppeteer and his stummyache.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 16h

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately, that's all Dee has for the day. Or the time being, who knows. The bastard can't stay still. He wishes his friends a good day and he's sending many, many heart emojis that I refuse to type here.

I'll dip too. Cya nerds later.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 1d

WHOAH, this turned dark real quick but I suppose that's fitting. God, you're such a brooding, stubborn fuck.

Maybe 𝙡𝙚𝙩 someone love you for once. Start with your children.

𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄, @the-shadows.bsky.social · 1d

I don't deserve the love I receive.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 1d

You are NUMBER TWO.

𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄, @the-shadows.bsky.social · 1d

I'm the fourth one.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 2d

1. Emotionally Repressed Yaoi Slop King (see Superman #1) (Manwhore #1)
2. The Actual Jokerussy Lover (Manwhore #2)
3. The Playboy, His Kids Yells At Him Regularly
4. The One Who Does Detective Shit

I don't follow that much Batmen

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 1d

That was Dee speaking.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 1d

Bitch.

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 4d

MOM, I THREW UP.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 2d

What? No. You're a little too tall to be one.

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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 2d

It is, isn't it, Clark?

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