i feel sad when a lesbian says scissoring isn't real :(
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i feel sad when a lesbian says scissoring isn't real :(
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rental company still hasn’t gotta back to us, this is it, they hate lesbians in love trying to make a home
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
rental company still hasn’t gotta back to us, this is it, they hate lesbians in love trying to make a home
apt people have said "we will know tomorrow" for 2 tomorrows bro i'm gonna scream
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
apt people have said "we will know tomorrow" for 2 tomorrows bro i'm gonna scream
pulling my posters down and i stacked 2 milk crates on top of each other to be tall enough to reach don't tell my gf
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
pulling my posters down and i stacked 2 milk crates on top of each other to be tall enough to reach don't tell my gf
life hack make it freezing in ur room so ur gf is forced to cuddle u all night for warmth
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
life hack make it freezing in ur room so ur gf is forced to cuddle u all night for warmth
me: if u were a big youf be a love bug
syd: if u were a big youf be a dung beetle
syd: if u were a big youf be a dung beetle
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
me: if u were a big youf be a love bug
syd: if u were a big youf be a dung beetle
syd: if u were a big youf be a dung beetle
apt management is closed for the weekend so have to wait till monday to find out if we got the place. we have all the qualifications so we will get approved but i'm still nervous! hate being in limbo
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
apt management is closed for the weekend so have to wait till monday to find out if we got the place. we have all the qualifications so we will get approved but i'm still nervous! hate being in limbo
can't wait to move in w my gf i think it's gonna solve all my problems and cure all my ailments and end all my sufferings 👅
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
can't wait to move in w my gf i think it's gonna solve all my problems and cure all my ailments and end all my sufferings 👅
people don't hate on taylor doodle enough. i fucking hate that guy
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
people don't hate on taylor doodle enough. i fucking hate that guy
i have the most loving gf ever it actually blows my mind that someone could wake up and choose to hang out w me every day
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i have the most loving gf ever it actually blows my mind that someone could wake up and choose to hang out w me every day
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i’ve been saying the hottest coolest prettiest most dashing and charming person known to man for 1 WHOLE YEAR today. i love you b, ur my world <3
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i’ve been saying the hottest coolest prettiest most dashing and charming person known to man for 1 WHOLE YEAR today. i love you b, ur my world <3
smelling like weed on the bus sorry to eveyone on this bus w me it's my only flaw
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
smelling like weed on the bus sorry to eveyone on this bus w me it's my only flaw
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where i’m at with the people paying me to little to do too much
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
where i’m at with the people paying me to little to do too much
fell asleep sick and woke up in the middle of the night to my gf taking my hair down from the updo it was in i am so loved
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
fell asleep sick and woke up in the middle of the night to my gf taking my hair down from the updo it was in i am so loved
lesbian that keeps going back to their ex instagram story: i'm just really getting in touch with my higher self
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
lesbian that keeps going back to their ex instagram story: i'm just really getting in touch with my higher self
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getting soo excited to see my friends on halloween !! i hope we all have a silly fun time !! like this !!
a cartoon of the peanuts characters dancing on a stage
ALT: a cartoon of the peanuts characters dancing on a stage
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October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
getting soo excited to see my friends on halloween !! i hope we all have a silly fun time !! like this !!
ur barista taking a break while ur waiting on a chai
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ur barista taking a break while ur waiting on a chai
i love my mouse wife !!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i love my mouse wife !!!
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i fucking love the kiss n tell cabaret !!! the artists bring it every fucking time and the crowd is always full of friendly little freaks !!!
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
i fucking love the kiss n tell cabaret !!! the artists bring it every fucking time and the crowd is always full of friendly little freaks !!!
leaving my house past 8:00pm bc i love my wife
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
leaving my house past 8:00pm bc i love my wife
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one thing i love about my wife is they love when people throw money at me
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
one thing i love about my wife is they love when people throw money at me
every time i take a bite of an apple my brain says "ur not gonna like this" but then i do like it. i'm like wait apples are so good? and then it restarts
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
every time i take a bite of an apple my brain says "ur not gonna like this" but then i do like it. i'm like wait apples are so good? and then it restarts
making my gf sing karaoke to me bc i'm sick and need a distraction
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
making my gf sing karaoke to me bc i'm sick and need a distraction