@brendanvantage.bsky.social
I changed a rabbit's cage and it had newspapers with Drumpf's face on covered in urine and feces and I gave that little guy extra kale for the day.
July 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I changed a rabbit's cage and it had newspapers with Drumpf's face on covered in urine and feces and I gave that little guy extra kale for the day.
"How do we do X?!"
"Carefully."
MF you know that's not what I meant.
"Carefully."
MF you know that's not what I meant.
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"How do we do X?!"
"Carefully."
MF you know that's not what I meant.
"Carefully."
MF you know that's not what I meant.
Did this for a friend. Feedback always welcome.
April 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did this for a friend. Feedback always welcome.
It's a great feeling when my dog greets me when I get home he prances all over the place in excitement.
Prance, prance, prance.
Like that famous reindeer...Blitzen.
Prance, prance, prance.
Like that famous reindeer...Blitzen.
April 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's a great feeling when my dog greets me when I get home he prances all over the place in excitement.
Prance, prance, prance.
Like that famous reindeer...Blitzen.
Prance, prance, prance.
Like that famous reindeer...Blitzen.
Watching a show and I saw an ad for yachts. WHO is this for? Anyone who wants a yacht already knows a yacht guy, and anyone watching shows at 9:37am on a Monday can't afford one
March 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Watching a show and I saw an ad for yachts. WHO is this for? Anyone who wants a yacht already knows a yacht guy, and anyone watching shows at 9:37am on a Monday can't afford one
I will probably watch your video in list form, I'm human after all. I do guarantee, though, I won't be shocked by number eight.
March 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I will probably watch your video in list form, I'm human after all. I do guarantee, though, I won't be shocked by number eight.
Did you know using a blue pen just invalidates some documents? Then why do we even fucking have them?
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Did you know using a blue pen just invalidates some documents? Then why do we even fucking have them?
Hitting up a nearby for Vienna Restaurant Week
#ShopLocal
#ShopLocal
March 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hitting up a nearby for Vienna Restaurant Week
#ShopLocal
#ShopLocal
While I cannot attend, I hope today's protest for reason, progress and how much good the scientific method can do is successful and covered honestly by media.
#StandUpForScience
#StandUpForScience
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
While I cannot attend, I hope today's protest for reason, progress and how much good the scientific method can do is successful and covered honestly by media.
#StandUpForScience
#StandUpForScience
How many other names do you have for your pet that aren't their actual name?
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
How many other names do you have for your pet that aren't their actual name?
Don't spend money today, go give blood instead
#Redcross#Resist
#Redcross#Resist
February 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Don't spend money today, go give blood instead
#Redcross#Resist
#Redcross#Resist
If you ever need humbling try Magic: The Gathering. It's where I learned the phrase "They never don't have it."
#MtG#Salty
#MtG#Salty
February 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you ever need humbling try Magic: The Gathering. It's where I learned the phrase "They never don't have it."
#MtG#Salty
#MtG#Salty
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7! Let's fuckin' go!
#DungeonCrawlerCarl#GoddammitDonut
#DungeonCrawlerCarl#GoddammitDonut
February 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 7! Let's fuckin' go!
#DungeonCrawlerCarl#GoddammitDonut
#DungeonCrawlerCarl#GoddammitDonut
"...full of pancake batter and ball bearings" and "uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement" still makes me laugh after all this time.
#PattonOswalt
#PattonOswalt
February 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"...full of pancake batter and ball bearings" and "uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement" still makes me laugh after all this time.
#PattonOswalt
#PattonOswalt
We are all human, so we all have limits. Here's one of mine.
If you are acting like an absolute fuckwit constantly and refuse to show any logic or compassion, my response will definitely not be "Are you okay?"
My empathy exists, but it's not limitless. There's my TEDTalk.
If you are acting like an absolute fuckwit constantly and refuse to show any logic or compassion, my response will definitely not be "Are you okay?"
My empathy exists, but it's not limitless. There's my TEDTalk.
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We are all human, so we all have limits. Here's one of mine.
If you are acting like an absolute fuckwit constantly and refuse to show any logic or compassion, my response will definitely not be "Are you okay?"
My empathy exists, but it's not limitless. There's my TEDTalk.
If you are acting like an absolute fuckwit constantly and refuse to show any logic or compassion, my response will definitely not be "Are you okay?"
My empathy exists, but it's not limitless. There's my TEDTalk.
Whether you celebrate Valentine's, Galentine's Palentine's or Anna Howard Shaw day, I wish everyone of consenting age great sex today.
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Whether you celebrate Valentine's, Galentine's Palentine's or Anna Howard Shaw day, I wish everyone of consenting age great sex today.
Why is a fight between two women/girls a "cat fight"? But a "dog fight" is between two fighter planes?
I don't stand a chance against the Red Baron.
I don't stand a chance against the Red Baron.
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why is a fight between two women/girls a "cat fight"? But a "dog fight" is between two fighter planes?
I don't stand a chance against the Red Baron.
I don't stand a chance against the Red Baron.
I hope everyone can take some time, whether it's around a game or whatever to be around people you enjoy and value your company with good food to make good memories.
February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I hope everyone can take some time, whether it's around a game or whatever to be around people you enjoy and value your company with good food to make good memories.
Life can be incalculably hard sometimes, and lots of things are changing right now, and even more changes will be coming soon, I'm sure not all of them good.
But in spite of it all, it seems the chances for me to punch a nazi are increasing, and that makes me smile.
But in spite of it all, it seems the chances for me to punch a nazi are increasing, and that makes me smile.
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Life can be incalculably hard sometimes, and lots of things are changing right now, and even more changes will be coming soon, I'm sure not all of them good.
But in spite of it all, it seems the chances for me to punch a nazi are increasing, and that makes me smile.
But in spite of it all, it seems the chances for me to punch a nazi are increasing, and that makes me smile.
I highly recommend holding one hand open and quickly throwing a small object into it from the other hand with a quick wrist flick. It's the closest I will ever get to telekinesis.
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I highly recommend holding one hand open and quickly throwing a small object into it from the other hand with a quick wrist flick. It's the closest I will ever get to telekinesis.
At least when Lex Luthor became POTUS he's hyper intelligent, ambitious and competent. Evil sure, but at least I can respect him.
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At least when Lex Luthor became POTUS he's hyper intelligent, ambitious and competent. Evil sure, but at least I can respect him.
I told my fiancee we could rule out Throbert to be on our potential boy name list, as long as Troberta was an option for the girls.
That's when she laughed her unflavored sodastream out her nose.
That's when she laughed her unflavored sodastream out her nose.
February 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I told my fiancee we could rule out Throbert to be on our potential boy name list, as long as Troberta was an option for the girls.
That's when she laughed her unflavored sodastream out her nose.
That's when she laughed her unflavored sodastream out her nose.