Bret Saunders
@bretsaunders.bsky.social
“Come back, Zinc! Come back!”
Tell me more about yourself. https://kbco.iheart.com/featured/bret-saunders/
Tell me more about yourself. https://kbco.iheart.com/featured/bret-saunders/
Somewhere in my past I knew a dog named Turbo. Can’t remember anything else about that, but what a swell canine moniker!
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Somewhere in my past I knew a dog named Turbo. Can’t remember anything else about that, but what a swell canine moniker!
Hey which one of you swiped my MELANIA commemorative barf bag?
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Hey which one of you swiped my MELANIA commemorative barf bag?
My beautiful town is covered in an exasperated blanket of icy despair tonight
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
My beautiful town is covered in an exasperated blanket of icy despair tonight
In a show of solidarity with the Denver Broncos, I'm not going to shave until today's game is over
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
In a show of solidarity with the Denver Broncos, I'm not going to shave until today's game is over
Weekends shouldn’t be about terror and suffering.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Weekends shouldn’t be about terror and suffering.
Fighting the strongest urge to hibernate in years
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Fighting the strongest urge to hibernate in years
More like Bored of Peace
amirite
amirite
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
More like Bored of Peace
amirite
amirite
Hello what an exciting time to be Colorado
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Hello what an exciting time to be Colorado
Where can I find a MELANIA lunchbox w/ Thermos?
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Where can I find a MELANIA lunchbox w/ Thermos?
Congratulations to Davos for superficially resembling Colorado
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Congratulations to Davos for superficially resembling Colorado
The funniest thing we could do would be all of us wearing fake Nobel Peace Prize medals while walking the dog, going to Starbucks, riding the train, etc.
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 PM
The funniest thing we could do would be all of us wearing fake Nobel Peace Prize medals while walking the dog, going to Starbucks, riding the train, etc.
Thinking of posting this photo every week until I don’t
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Thinking of posting this photo every week until I don’t
Don’t tell anyone but my zipper is broken this morning
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Don’t tell anyone but my zipper is broken this morning
Hi I participated in this poll again this year because this music is vibrant and fulfilling:
artsfuse.org/322847/the-2...
artsfuse.org/322847/the-2...
The 20th Annual Francis Davis Jazz Critics Poll: The Institution Continues - The Arts Fuse
Onwards for an invaluable poll from a community of critics that gives us a map to an expansive world of jazz to explore -- with hints at terra incognita.
artsfuse.org
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hi I participated in this poll again this year because this music is vibrant and fulfilling:
artsfuse.org/322847/the-2...
artsfuse.org/322847/the-2...
All this breaking news is breaking our hearts
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
All this breaking news is breaking our hearts
Denver Joke: Yikes my regular unleaded gas tastes like diesel this morning 🤢
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Denver Joke: Yikes my regular unleaded gas tastes like diesel this morning 🤢
Reposted by Bret Saunders
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Damn he has like a little doll’s middle finger
At least this is a good time to be a seasoned expert on geopolitics, war strategy, immigration, environmental science, vaccines, human psychology and female biology, like a great many people seem to be every day here on social media!
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
At least this is a good time to be a seasoned expert on geopolitics, war strategy, immigration, environmental science, vaccines, human psychology and female biology, like a great many people seem to be every day here on social media!
This is assisting my bleak news-addled brain today. Got to see Susan Alcorn perform a few times and it was mesmerizing.
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com/album/contra...
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com/album/contra...
Contra Madre, by Nomad War Machine and Susan Alcorn
7 track album
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This is assisting my bleak news-addled brain today. Got to see Susan Alcorn perform a few times and it was mesmerizing.
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com/album/contra...
nomadwarmachineandsusanalcorn.bandcamp.com/album/contra...
Is he really going to seize Greenland, Colorado?
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Is he really going to seize Greenland, Colorado?
Reposted by Bret Saunders
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Twenty Twenty Sux, amirite
What song is the contemporary equivalent of “What’s Going On”? We need that right now.
January 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
What song is the contemporary equivalent of “What’s Going On”? We need that right now.
Please tell me there’s vegetarian beef tallow so that I might comply with the directives
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Please tell me there’s vegetarian beef tallow so that I might comply with the directives