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Bret Saunders
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 15h
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www.tmz.com/2025/10/11/d...
Diane Keaton Dead at 79
Diane Keaton -- famed actress, director and producer -- has died.
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 4d
I’m not a gent of faith but would pray for Dolly Parton
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 5d
Periodic reminder: you don’t need to pay mind to anyone who calls it the DEMOCRAT Party
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 5d
I am so sorry
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 6d
I honestly don’t even know what LOVE IS BLIND is
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 6d
It’s past time to just let people pronounce it “foy’-lage” if that makes ‘em happy
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 8d
Has anyone here heard about this Taylor Swift?
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 9d
“Peanuts” is 75 today! Or,
YOUR HEALTHCARE PREMIUMS ARE ABOUT TO TRIPLE, CHARLIE BROWN
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 9d
Colorado is wonderful at a great many things
But we’re the worst when it comes to funeral & graveyard stuff
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10d
I did! Better hairless than that piece he’s “wearing”
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10d
My first exposure to them and by God they changed my life
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10d
I know the world is shambolic but I adore this time of year
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10d
So I guess if you don’t wanna get drafted - start wolfing down those french fried pizzas
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 10d
May I be the first to wish you a righteous Rocktober
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 11d
Hail Santa
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 11d
A.I. Actress
David Cross
That biopic about the Boss

Pete Hegseth
Mass shooter death
Help me score some crystal meth
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 11d
Someone could record a new version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” based on crap that’s happened so far today
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 12d
Just heard the word “romantasy” for the first time and I think I’m done for the day
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 14d
Everything you’ve heard about ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is true. Well done, PTA!
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 14d
Educated folk who swear a lot might be my favorite kind of people
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 14d
Horrible news re: Kaleb Horton - an excellent writer, and, as far as I can tell, person. His love for the quirks of American culture illuminated everything he chronicled. Thank you for your work, Sir.
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 16d
Oh, like Rob Schneider’s a stranger to audience disdain
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 16d
Let me know if you’ll beheading to this prestigious event
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 16d
Heard there are gonna be a lot of cutups at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 17d
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