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Brett
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Here for: reality tv (mostly bravo), politics, pop culture, taylor swift, disney parks 🦋✨

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I believe Madison that Sai is super mean because I saw S1 of the reboot, which was her in her most natural form, and she was nasty. #BravoTV #Bravocon #RHONY #SouthernCharm
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is Secret Lives of Mormon Wives just a ten episode ad for Sofitel and whatever other brands have appeared 3x each this season?
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s hysterical to me when and how these women decide to be judgmental. Pretending to support queer people in the midst of being full blown MAGA. #SLOMW
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In talking about their struggles with intimacy, do they want to address how 21 year old Jace impregnated 16 year old Mikayla? #SLOMW
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Jessi saying she can’t promise her husband she’ll stop talking to her affair partner (who is also Marciano 🤢) is fascinating for a show with a brand based in religious superiority. #SLOMW
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I love how often we see extension tracks on film in this show. Blows the housewives away! #SLOMW
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Zac Affleck sincerely describing Marciano as “the chubby Italian guy” 😂 #SLOMW
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We need a non cast member passenger on the flight from Barbados with the Housewives who can tell us EXACTLY what went down. #RHOSLC
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This conversation about communicating in marriage regarding what monogamy looks like between Whitney and Bronwyn is so real. I’m their age, and so many of my friends are going through this in their partnerships. #RHOSLC
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So many Disney characters on this show! #RHOSLC
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Meredith and Lisa calling Brittani dumb while being wrong about the plot of the Wizard of Oz is why I watch this show. #RHOSLC
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This Angel person does not have the stomach, backbone, or mind to be a housewife. #RHOP
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Emma’s spray tan at the reunion is crazy #SellingSunset
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mandy Moore confirming the upper bleph on instagram
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sandra is committed to only wearing green. #SellingSunset
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This Lisa/Heather yacht fight is QUALITY. Heather is deconstructing Lisa. Show S1 Heather this scene, and blow her mind. #RHOSLC
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This yacht dinner reminds me of the dinner in the Sur garden from a RHOBH and PumpRules crossover when Brandi was screaming at everyone. #RHOSLC
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Britani will never learn that Bronwyn hates her and will air out anything she says. #RHOSLC
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Someone give Angie a Dramamine!!! #RHOSLC
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Chrishelle? Is that you? #RHOC
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think I’m selling my Bravocon wristbands. Does anyone want them? You can have them for face value.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me at Thanksgiving dinner in my own house
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Everyone just shut the fuck up and listen.
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Every clip I see from a 2025 New York City Mayoral debate is funnier than the last.
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM