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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · 10d

Heck yeah!

a baseball player is holding his arms in the air and says `` let 's go ! ''

ALT: a baseball player is holding his arms in the air and says `` let 's go ! ''

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 27

☕

Spinach, steps, no fun
Scale said, “plus three.” I said, “Done.”
Coffee trick, I won.

☕

#CoffeeTrick #WeightLossHumor #SlowMetabolismClub
#BloatBeGone #BrewflectionStyle
#FunnyFitness #MetabolismDrama #CalorieCountingChaos
#coffee #haiku #poetry #weightlossstory #meme

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

French press stands alone ☕
Whipped cream? Drill bit? Mystery. 🌀🔧
I sip. I ascend. 🚀✨

#haiku

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

Indeed
The fastest way to coffee isn’t always the right way 😤
Some mornings demand a little drama with the drip.

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

There’s beauty in honoring the ritual ✨
But I still flinch when I can’t sub almond milk without causing an existential stir 😅🥲☕️

Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

Me: one cup and vibrating.
You: twelve lined up like it’s a bean jury. Respect.

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

You know the type. Orders a macchiato, sends it back because it’s “not sweet enough.” ☕💀

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 23

Asked for his story
He said, “Maybe next latte.”
Plot twist: mystery.

#meme
#haiku
#poetrycommunity
#poetrylovers
#poetry
#coffeedaily
#coffee
#coffeelovers
#coffeedates
#ModernDating
#DatingHumor
#FirstDateFails
#CoffeeDateVibes
#datingmemes
#textmenever
#SwipeLife
#RedFlagDetector
#IGotTheIck

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Jun 21

📍 Inspired by and in response to @thepoeticwavee

For some, shadows whisper secrets.
Mine asks for caffeine.

#CoffeePoetry #Brewflection #MoodyVibes #CoffeeAndThoughts #poem #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers

#CoffeeAndThoughts

#CaffeineChronicles

#coffeegrammers

#coffeedaily

#coffee

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · May 27

I haven't had brew,
Yet here you are, loud and new
Pray for your rescue. ☕😾

#Coffee #haiku #CatMeme #CaffeinePlease #CoffeeAddict #MorningMood #CoffeeTime #HaikuOfTheDay #RelatableAF #Brewflection #RiseAndGrind #Cat #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · May 26

☕ I sipped. I savored. I pontificated.

This post hit different with a mug in hand.

#CoffeeThoughts #BrewflectionMoments #SipAndReflect

Victor Kisob @victorkisob.bsky.social · May 26

Chatham House Rule

Namelessness forever,
A missive sealed, unclaimed,
Yet passed through myriad hands.

The invisible ink,
Script lingers, stark, untraced,
The scribe dissolves to time.

#poem #identity #poetry #verse #poems#blueskypoetry #anonymity #invisibility #poemoftheday #art #modernart

Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · May 26

Me: I will make a super-healthy coffee with turmeric, cinnamon, and black pepper.

Also me: coughs like I snorted a spice rack

The spices didn’t steep. They attacked.

Good news: I lived.
Better news: It slaps once the spice cloud clears.

#humor #RelatableAF #coffee #health #memes #coffeestruggles

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · May 17

📊 Poll:

Be honest... when you drink decaf, which process do you prefer?

☕ Water Process
🧖 Swiss Water (fancy detox vibes)
🧪 Chemical bath (mmm... science)
😬 Wait. People choose decaf?

#DecafDebate #CoffeePoll #CoffeeHumor #RelatableAF #Brewflection #poll #Decaf #Coffee

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · May 5

Name your coffee drink.

#coffee #coffeeaddict #CoffeeTime

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Apr 28

Fresh coffee's warm spark
Shed pounds, chase dreams, take a leap
Strong heart, new paths mark

#WeightLossJourney #MorningMotivation #CoffeeLovers #FitnessGoals #RiseAndGrind #HealthyLiving #WorkoutVibes #MotivationMonday #InspirationDaily #CoffeeAndCardio #FitLife #ViralFitness #haiku #poetry

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Apr 27

Before morning coffee: 102 years old, moving like a creaky haunted rocking chair. ☕

📷After morning coffee: 22 years old, breakdancing like I just won the caffeine lottery! 📷

#coffeebean #morningroutines #coffeefirst #coffeeTime #coffeelover #mornngcoffee #wakeup #coffeeenergy #memes

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Brewflection @brewflection.bsky.social · Apr 27

Espresso yourself to bed, folks! This barista’s dreaming of coffee beans doing the moonwalk under a starry sky—hope your dreams are as brewed-iful!

#GoodNight #CoffeeLovers #Coffee #DreamyBeans #ViralVibes #SleepySips #GoodNıght #Meme