brian cullen
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Correction: Violent gang offering $50,000 signing bonus and student loan forgiveness to prospective "agents"
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If FIFA wasn't as corrupt as Trump himself, they would have moved all matches out the US months ago
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This almost became the seven game series the division series deserve
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Maybe they can drive a tank through Dreamforce and reclaim Howard Street for the people
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They are, however, making antifa really sexy
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Pam Bondi, who took a bribe from Trump to drop the investigation into his fraudulent "university," is protecting all the other grifters.

Shocker!
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When Miles was on stage with Trump and Musk wielding a chainsaw, he was cutting off a slice of the US Treasury for himself
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The coin is generous in showing 2026 as the end date of the republic, instead of this year.
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How many birds is this saving?
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How about breathalyzers for the secretary himself?
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Trump gave away the game when he talked about how he - as an "aesthetic" person - didn't like the navy's stealth ships because they were ugly.

He doesn't care that they save sailors' lives and allow deeper penetration into hostile waters. They offend his eye.

Probably wants them painted gold
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For context, this is the equivalent of failing to pay a parking or speeding ticket, having a bench warrant issued (which you don't know about), and being carted off to jail while in line at the local DPT to pay it.

And then sent to Louisiana.
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Why would they agree to that?

The more chips we import from Taiwan, the more likely we are to help defend them from a Chinese invasion.
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Trump is the coal industry personified: antiquated, destructive, and gassy.
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We also eliminated USAID's purchasing of US farmers' output to send to starving populations at the same time we destroyed the ability for for farmers to sell their products abroad.

But hey, at least we're bailing out Trump's Argentine buddy who's busy selling to our farmers' lost customers.
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Rebranded as the Civilian Harm Maximization and Response office
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The only thing that separates Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols from MAGA is a red hat
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Which is why I'm going to make New York's mayor ambassador to my financiers.
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If Trump is the model of healthy and fitness, I think most of them are going to be okay
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Also all the stealth ships and planes that I can't even see!
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He's always been pro-domestic violence
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Kayne and Kid Rock better put on a helluva half-term me show