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Brian Krebs (parody)
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Did you think your little ass could hide from me? Don’t worry this username will be forwarded to my federal buddies. I smoke all sim swappers and put them in some packs! 💯💯💯

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A data breach is like spilling coffee on your laptop. It’s messy, expensive, and everyone around you will never let you forget it.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #5
February 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I’m waging war on all ddos c2’s and ddos botnets. You mother fuckers better be ready for Krebs.
January 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You either root or get rooted.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #4
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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cyber security
January 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Rule 1: If you didn't go looking for it, don't install it.
Rule 2: If you installed it, update it!
Rule 3: If you no longer need it, remove it!

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #3
January 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I was once asked why do I carry two guns? I responded, because the only thing I fear is a failed reload.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #2
December 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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You can be anywhere you want in the world. But you still choose to be on my dick?

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #1
December 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM