@brianpayne2.bsky.social
life is a highway and im hydroplaning violently into the cement divider
When it comes to complete albums I don’t know how many bands did it better than Thievery Corporation.
January 17, 2026 at 8:12 PM
When it comes to complete albums I don’t know how many bands did it better than Thievery Corporation.
have a nice day
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
have a nice day
Wallace’s story in The Wire is genuinely one of the most heartbreaking plot lines of all time - and acted to perfection by Michael B. Jordan
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wallace’s story in The Wire is genuinely one of the most heartbreaking plot lines of all time - and acted to perfection by Michael B. Jordan
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Good reminder from this state highway!
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Good reminder from this state highway!
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
My friend who lives in Seattle made me, a Philadelphian, a cheesesteak react emoji in our gc. To be seen is to be loved
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
My friend who lives in Seattle made me, a Philadelphian, a cheesesteak react emoji in our gc. To be seen is to be loved
everyone doing connections today
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
everyone doing connections today
Getting a 10’ charging cable solved a lot of problems in my household
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Getting a 10’ charging cable solved a lot of problems in my household
I’m not sure anything in the world smells as good as fresh stroopwaffels
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m not sure anything in the world smells as good as fresh stroopwaffels
Amazon Linux 2 hitting EOL next year makes me feel older than any of the gray hairs I’ve grown since it was announced.
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Amazon Linux 2 hitting EOL next year makes me feel older than any of the gray hairs I’ve grown since it was announced.
I fear the millennial in me will never overcome the desire to post obscure song lyrics on social media
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I fear the millennial in me will never overcome the desire to post obscure song lyrics on social media
Hell is a real place and it is the grocery store on Sunday before Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hell is a real place and it is the grocery store on Sunday before Thanksgiving.
There are few things more suspicious than the use of the word “acquired” in any European museum.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There are few things more suspicious than the use of the word “acquired” in any European museum.
Turning 35 means I’m getting less targeted ads for dating apps and more for fiber
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Turning 35 means I’m getting less targeted ads for dating apps and more for fiber
The damage this meme has done to my brain is irreparable.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The damage this meme has done to my brain is irreparable.
me to my dog sitter every day of my vacation (i haven’t even left yet)
an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
ALT: an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
me to my dog sitter every day of my vacation (i haven’t even left yet)
me liking every single Zohran Mamdani post
a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving
ALT: a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
me liking every single Zohran Mamdani post
The older I get the more I feel like I could get into Wikipedia editing
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The older I get the more I feel like I could get into Wikipedia editing
I’m really trying to give it a shot but this Liquid Glass effect on iOS 26 is awful.
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m really trying to give it a shot but this Liquid Glass effect on iOS 26 is awful.
For Christmas this year everybody is getting software updates installed on their devices (threat)
October 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
For Christmas this year everybody is getting software updates installed on their devices (threat)
Still waiting for apple to figure out I’m never gonna try to type “he’ll yeah”
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Still waiting for apple to figure out I’m never gonna try to type “he’ll yeah”
peak gaming experience.
October 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
peak gaming experience.
we been waiting on this one 🥲🥲
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
we been waiting on this one 🥲🥲
Can’t wait to see which Bram call @greggrosenthal.bsky.social and crew pick for the Commanders recap. There are a few in contention.
October 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can’t wait to see which Bram call @greggrosenthal.bsky.social and crew pick for the Commanders recap. There are a few in contention.
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.