Brian Woolfinder
@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
You're everywhere and nowhere, baby. Everton/Wednesday Huyton/Sheffield. Adjudicating on all wool matters. Chef, Influencer . Reviews-"An absolute weapon", "who is this twat?", "a lovely man" - Dominic King.
Dont know how City aren't in front here. Totally dominant.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Dont know how City aren't in front here. Totally dominant.
Just discovered Jasper Carrott's real name is Bob Davis. Disappointing that.
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just discovered Jasper Carrott's real name is Bob Davis. Disappointing that.
Sheffield Wednesday are never scoring a goal again. The future will be 8 points a season all secured from 0-0 draws.
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Sheffield Wednesday are never scoring a goal again. The future will be 8 points a season all secured from 0-0 draws.
THE WEDNESDAY 🦉🦉🦉
a close up of an owl with a disney junior logo in the background
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February 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
THE WEDNESDAY 🦉🦉🦉
Just seen a cracking Tranmere own goal by Philpotts on The Big Match.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Just seen a cracking Tranmere own goal by Philpotts on The Big Match.
City to shit the bed today ?
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
City to shit the bed today ?
When's that morning walk happening lad?
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 AM
When's that morning walk happening lad?
Laura Kunesberg absolutely in her element with this Mandelson stuff. She'll be back shortly to ask Farage if he prefers kittens or puppies.
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Laura Kunesberg absolutely in her element with this Mandelson stuff. She'll be back shortly to ask Farage if he prefers kittens or puppies.
If Howe hadn't won the horse punchers their first trophy since the Boer War he'd been on gardening leave before Christmas.
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If Howe hadn't won the horse punchers their first trophy since the Boer War he'd been on gardening leave before Christmas.
Got these to remind me of YER MA!
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Got these to remind me of YER MA!
Blimey, have we officially complained about VAR because our winning goal today is absolutely the sort of non incident VAR would have been screwed us on recently.
February 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Blimey, have we officially complained about VAR because our winning goal today is absolutely the sort of non incident VAR would have been screwed us on recently.
Watching Spiderman with his dad.
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Watching Spiderman with his dad.
Reposted by Brian Woolfinder
he date Everton recorded 37 points during the last five seasons 🔵⚽️
25/26: February 7
24/25: April 12
23/24: April 21*
22/23: They didn't
21/22: May 19
*Points earned, ignoring deduction
25/26: February 7
24/25: April 12
23/24: April 21*
22/23: They didn't
21/22: May 19
*Points earned, ignoring deduction
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
he date Everton recorded 37 points during the last five seasons 🔵⚽️
25/26: February 7
24/25: April 12
23/24: April 21*
22/23: They didn't
21/22: May 19
*Points earned, ignoring deduction
25/26: February 7
24/25: April 12
23/24: April 21*
22/23: They didn't
21/22: May 19
*Points earned, ignoring deduction
They've never bettered the original Spiderman film and Andrew Garfield is a shit Spiderman.
a painting of a man wearing sunglasses and a scarf with stars on it
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February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
They've never bettered the original Spiderman film and Andrew Garfield is a shit Spiderman.
Up the "I missed the game but I can watch Match of The Day because Dyche has now fucked off" toffees.
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Up the "I missed the game but I can watch Match of The Day because Dyche has now fucked off" toffees.
Watching Wrexham's results because I couldn't cope with that faux-fairytale Hollywood bullshit every week in the Prem.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Watching Wrexham's results because I couldn't cope with that faux-fairytale Hollywood bullshit every week in the Prem.
Had a nice nap and woke up to find out we've won. This is obviously the way to go in future, a totally stress free 3 points.
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Had a nice nap and woke up to find out we've won. This is obviously the way to go in future, a totally stress free 3 points.
Mrs "It's nearly Valentine's day"
Me "I bought you those gig tickets"
Mrs "It's not on Valentine's Day though"
Me "I bought you those gig tickets"
Mrs "It's not on Valentine's Day though"
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Mrs "It's nearly Valentine's day"
Me "I bought you those gig tickets"
Mrs "It's not on Valentine's Day though"
Me "I bought you those gig tickets"
Mrs "It's not on Valentine's Day though"
Spurs, why bother ? Just fucking fold the club.
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Spurs, why bother ? Just fucking fold the club.
5 mile tail back going past Huddersfield on the westbound M62, finally got to the cause of the jam and it was cunts slowing down to look at an accident on the eastbound M62. Absolutely wool behaviour of the highest order.
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
5 mile tail back going past Huddersfield on the westbound M62, finally got to the cause of the jam and it was cunts slowing down to look at an accident on the eastbound M62. Absolutely wool behaviour of the highest order.
I see it's grey and drizzling again. Plus ça change.
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I see it's grey and drizzling again. Plus ça change.