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Bridgefarmer
@bridgefarmer.bsky.social
· Jan 22
From this moment forward, I refuse to argue with anyone I’m not willing to have make up sex with!
Lobster said in the world of lesbians, she’s Hollander and I’m Rozanov.
I asked, “why? Because you’re Japanese and I’m white?”
Lobster: “no. Because I’m boring and you’re an asshole!” 😆
I asked, “why? Because you’re Japanese and I’m white?”
Lobster: “no. Because I’m boring and you’re an asshole!” 😆
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Lobster said in the world of lesbians, she’s Hollander and I’m Rozanov.
I asked, “why? Because you’re Japanese and I’m white?”
Lobster: “no. Because I’m boring and you’re an asshole!” 😆
I asked, “why? Because you’re Japanese and I’m white?”
Lobster: “no. Because I’m boring and you’re an asshole!” 😆
Trump could r@pe a child on live TV and….
1/3 of the country would make excuses and justify it
1/3 of the country would refuse to acknowledge it
1/3 of the country would be burning this m’fer to the ground as we flip every table in the room!
I’m flipping tables. You?
1/3 of the country would make excuses and justify it
1/3 of the country would refuse to acknowledge it
1/3 of the country would be burning this m’fer to the ground as we flip every table in the room!
I’m flipping tables. You?
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Trump could r@pe a child on live TV and….
1/3 of the country would make excuses and justify it
1/3 of the country would refuse to acknowledge it
1/3 of the country would be burning this m’fer to the ground as we flip every table in the room!
I’m flipping tables. You?
1/3 of the country would make excuses and justify it
1/3 of the country would refuse to acknowledge it
1/3 of the country would be burning this m’fer to the ground as we flip every table in the room!
I’m flipping tables. You?
In honor of Melania Trump’s documentary flopping, I will be streaming Michele Obama’s, “Becoming”, on a loop, all weekend!
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In honor of Melania Trump’s documentary flopping, I will be streaming Michele Obama’s, “Becoming”, on a loop, all weekend!
As a card carrying lesbian, I did not think I’d like Heated Rivalry. I mean there a lot of 🍆.
But…it is really good!
But…it is really good!
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
As a card carrying lesbian, I did not think I’d like Heated Rivalry. I mean there a lot of 🍆.
But…it is really good!
But…it is really good!
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Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
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The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
My momma didn’t raise no quitter!
She raised a “bitcher”.
So basically, I’m gonna get shit done but I’m gonna bitch about it the entire time!
**Disclaimer: this is satire. My mother didn’t “raise” me. We were basically feral by the time I reached 17***
She raised a “bitcher”.
So basically, I’m gonna get shit done but I’m gonna bitch about it the entire time!
**Disclaimer: this is satire. My mother didn’t “raise” me. We were basically feral by the time I reached 17***
January 30, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My momma didn’t raise no quitter!
She raised a “bitcher”.
So basically, I’m gonna get shit done but I’m gonna bitch about it the entire time!
**Disclaimer: this is satire. My mother didn’t “raise” me. We were basically feral by the time I reached 17***
She raised a “bitcher”.
So basically, I’m gonna get shit done but I’m gonna bitch about it the entire time!
**Disclaimer: this is satire. My mother didn’t “raise” me. We were basically feral by the time I reached 17***
Stand back, folks!! Don’t want to get hit by a flying fascist now that they’ve started throwing each other under the bus!
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Stand back, folks!! Don’t want to get hit by a flying fascist now that they’ve started throwing each other under the bus!
It’s a pretty fckd up world we live in when I have to attend mandatory training titled, “Preventing & Handling ICE raids; guidelines for employers” 😡
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
It’s a pretty fckd up world we live in when I have to attend mandatory training titled, “Preventing & Handling ICE raids; guidelines for employers” 😡
Here’s an idea…how about we put this entire joke of an administration in one of the “pop up” detention centers. I hear Alligator Alcatraz is lovely this time of year!
Kristi Noem must resign.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Here’s an idea…how about we put this entire joke of an administration in one of the “pop up” detention centers. I hear Alligator Alcatraz is lovely this time of year!
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There is 0.0% chance that we will be fooled by a bs compromise in the senate on DHS funding. Package it, put a bow on it, try to sell it however you want. Not gonna work. If you aren’t sure about that, spend more time in your states with constituents.
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
There is 0.0% chance that we will be fooled by a bs compromise in the senate on DHS funding. Package it, put a bow on it, try to sell it however you want. Not gonna work. If you aren’t sure about that, spend more time in your states with constituents.
Can we stop saying, “the same ppl who support what’s happening in the U.S. would definitely snitch on Anne Frank”?
Half those meatballs don’t even believe Anne Frank was a real person so they don’t “get” the insult.
Half those meatballs don’t even believe Anne Frank was a real person so they don’t “get” the insult.
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Can we stop saying, “the same ppl who support what’s happening in the U.S. would definitely snitch on Anne Frank”?
Half those meatballs don’t even believe Anne Frank was a real person so they don’t “get” the insult.
Half those meatballs don’t even believe Anne Frank was a real person so they don’t “get” the insult.
Posted a video of me just sitting in my garage, talking. Apparently the trash app thinks I’m AI? Gotta love it! 😆
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Posted a video of me just sitting in my garage, talking. Apparently the trash app thinks I’m AI? Gotta love it! 😆
Apparently, Trump administration has “blocked” Bovino from using any of his social media accounts after he spent roughly 36 hrs, online, trying to justify ICE’s actions.
You KNOW you fckd up when TRUMP, the guy who can’t stay off his own phone while sundowning, thinks you are posting too much! 😆
You KNOW you fckd up when TRUMP, the guy who can’t stay off his own phone while sundowning, thinks you are posting too much! 😆
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Apparently, Trump administration has “blocked” Bovino from using any of his social media accounts after he spent roughly 36 hrs, online, trying to justify ICE’s actions.
You KNOW you fckd up when TRUMP, the guy who can’t stay off his own phone while sundowning, thinks you are posting too much! 😆
You KNOW you fckd up when TRUMP, the guy who can’t stay off his own phone while sundowning, thinks you are posting too much! 😆
Bovino is looking for a job but make no mistake….he was just “following orders”
Yes, he’s a piece of shit who was willing to do anything to make a name for himself. What he wasn’t smart enough to figure out? He is disposable!
Miller would throw his own mother under the bus to save his own ass!
Yes, he’s a piece of shit who was willing to do anything to make a name for himself. What he wasn’t smart enough to figure out? He is disposable!
Miller would throw his own mother under the bus to save his own ass!
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Bovino is looking for a job but make no mistake….he was just “following orders”
Yes, he’s a piece of shit who was willing to do anything to make a name for himself. What he wasn’t smart enough to figure out? He is disposable!
Miller would throw his own mother under the bus to save his own ass!
Yes, he’s a piece of shit who was willing to do anything to make a name for himself. What he wasn’t smart enough to figure out? He is disposable!
Miller would throw his own mother under the bus to save his own ass!
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A party that truly cared about "life" would ensure everyone has healthcare. A party that truly cared about "safety" would stop terrorizing communities with ICE. Republicans fail both tests. #FundHealthcareStopICE
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A party that truly cared about "life" would ensure everyone has healthcare. A party that truly cared about "safety" would stop terrorizing communities with ICE. Republicans fail both tests. #FundHealthcareStopICE
Can we talk about how a Trump appointed judge had to order ICE to preserve evidence??
Judges don’t issue that type of directive unless it been happening or it is expected to happen.
Will that order be obeyed?
Probably not, but damn, folks! That’s some seriously dystopian shit, right there!
Judges don’t issue that type of directive unless it been happening or it is expected to happen.
Will that order be obeyed?
Probably not, but damn, folks! That’s some seriously dystopian shit, right there!
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Can we talk about how a Trump appointed judge had to order ICE to preserve evidence??
Judges don’t issue that type of directive unless it been happening or it is expected to happen.
Will that order be obeyed?
Probably not, but damn, folks! That’s some seriously dystopian shit, right there!
Judges don’t issue that type of directive unless it been happening or it is expected to happen.
Will that order be obeyed?
Probably not, but damn, folks! That’s some seriously dystopian shit, right there!
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
It took a white, straight, gun owning man being executed by ICE for Congress to decide they MIGHT want to investigate? That should tell you everything you need to know about our govt.
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It took a white, straight, gun owning man being executed by ICE for Congress to decide they MIGHT want to investigate? That should tell you everything you need to know about our govt.
@repjasmine.bsky.social I’d like you to ask your “colleagues” across the aisle one question…
“Where are the women?”
We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.
“Where are the women?”
We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.
April 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@repjasmine.bsky.social I’d like you to ask your “colleagues” across the aisle one question…
“Where are the women?”
We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.
“Where are the women?”
We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.
Wife: why did we send that check to the fckn IRS?
Me: can we cancel it? 🤔
Me: can we cancel it? 🤔
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wife: why did we send that check to the fckn IRS?
Me: can we cancel it? 🤔
Me: can we cancel it? 🤔
I hate disappointing my wife.
Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.
After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.
Time to call the pool guy.
Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.
After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.
Time to call the pool guy.
April 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hate disappointing my wife.
Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.
After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.
Time to call the pool guy.
Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.
After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.
Time to call the pool guy.
Funny how every day the reason for not bringing Kilmer Abrego Garcia home, changes.
That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.
That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Funny how every day the reason for not bringing Kilmer Abrego Garcia home, changes.
That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.
That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.
The only people willing to put themselves in harms way to get this man back, are Democrats.
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Senator Van Hollen heads to El Salvador to seek release of wrongly detained Maryland man
U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen announced he will be traveling to El Salvador with hopes to visit Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
foxbaltimore.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The only people willing to put themselves in harms way to get this man back, are Democrats.
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