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Briana | constantly on my bullshit through sheer force of will, probably thinking about Blaine Anderson. hip to the zeitgeist, fall risk ✨
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I had a thread on twitter that I am now going to move here. context: in my neighborhood, one house converted an antique bathtub to a working fountain, added a kiddie pool, put plastic lawn birds in them, and the birds get rotating seasonal outfits
BEHOLD: THREAD OF BATHTUB BIRDS
Emily wasn't available but Luna had a great time with our backup dog walker, she got her duckies while it was actively snowing this afternoon and then when the temperature dropped she got her parka for her nighttime walk
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Emily wasn't available but Luna had a great time with our backup dog walker, she got her duckies while it was actively snowing this afternoon and then when the temperature dropped she got her parka for her nighttime walk
had a stress dream about a stress dream last night 👍
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
had a stress dream about a stress dream last night 👍
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Wow who could have fucking guessed it!!
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Wow who could have fucking guessed it!!
sometimes Luna does this thing where she's sleeping but if I cover her with a blanket she'll make this happy little grumble noise and then wiggle herself a little deeper underneath it (often tucking her snoot under it too) and then fall back into an even deeper sleep
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 AM
sometimes Luna does this thing where she's sleeping but if I cover her with a blanket she'll make this happy little grumble noise and then wiggle herself a little deeper underneath it (often tucking her snoot under it too) and then fall back into an even deeper sleep
Luna was so brave at the vet even though she's very scared of the scale (which sometimes lifts her up for an exam) and one of the techs even said that us coming in is the best part of her week 😭
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Luna was so brave at the vet even though she's very scared of the scale (which sometimes lifts her up for an exam) and one of the techs even said that us coming in is the best part of her week 😭
not us trading eggs and berries for manual labor with the neighbor like it's little house on the prairie (costco restock means a surplus of perishables but also heavy boxes that need to come upstairs)
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
not us trading eggs and berries for manual labor with the neighbor like it's little house on the prairie (costco restock means a surplus of perishables but also heavy boxes that need to come upstairs)
our donation platform was down for a while and when I subscribed for status updates I got a 503 error and as I was closing the tab I thought I saw a reference to "tumbeasts" like this is The Oatmeal in 2011, I thought surely there was no way but checked my history
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
our donation platform was down for a while and when I subscribed for status updates I got a 503 error and as I was closing the tab I thought I saw a reference to "tumbeasts" like this is The Oatmeal in 2011, I thought surely there was no way but checked my history
csi-media.net (CSI: Las Vegas forum)
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
csi-media.net (CSI: Las Vegas forum)
where I'm at today: I accidentally created a folder and instead of deleting it I renamed it to "Delete"
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
where I'm at today: I accidentally created a folder and instead of deleting it I renamed it to "Delete"
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different things trigger hives in different ways and a lot of the time it's a crapshoot but one of the few constants is that pressure, like from tight bike shorts or elastic bands, will make the hives worse in those areas, so yes actually, I *am* allergic to wearing a bra
August 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
different things trigger hives in different ways and a lot of the time it's a crapshoot but one of the few constants is that pressure, like from tight bike shorts or elastic bands, will make the hives worse in those areas, so yes actually, I *am* allergic to wearing a bra
I was so hot last night that I had a dream where I tried to turn on the AC in January only to find that the thermostat doesn't go any lower than 58° but I guess I didn't need to worry about that lmao. still walked the dog in a tshirt tho, this sucks! going back to the immunologist next week
January 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I was so hot last night that I had a dream where I tried to turn on the AC in January only to find that the thermostat doesn't go any lower than 58° but I guess I didn't need to worry about that lmao. still walked the dog in a tshirt tho, this sucks! going back to the immunologist next week
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a wild thing that my bullshit hives disease does is that when I'm on enough meds to not get hives, my body protests by getting as flushed and overheated as possible. two days ago I was on the couch in a 58° apartment with an ice pack on the back of my neck and the window open to 33° weather
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
a wild thing that my bullshit hives disease does is that when I'm on enough meds to not get hives, my body protests by getting as flushed and overheated as possible. two days ago I was on the couch in a 58° apartment with an ice pack on the back of my neck and the window open to 33° weather
does anyone want in on a gay hockey discord server
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
does anyone want in on a gay hockey discord server
watching the pitt and it took me 2.5 episodes to recognize Fiona Dourif
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
watching the pitt and it took me 2.5 episodes to recognize Fiona Dourif
if I made a gay hockey discord would anyone want in
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
if I made a gay hockey discord would anyone want in
we did it gang
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we did it gang
two weeks ago I had to explain to my goddaughter and a PacSun cashier that people used to have to pay per text message
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
two weeks ago I had to explain to my goddaughter and a PacSun cashier that people used to have to pay per text message
I've been locked out of my laptop for over two hours because IT needed to update a 2FA app I've never used and forgot to do something before I restarted my laptop so now I can't log in until I connect to the internet and sync to whatever they did and I can't connect to the internet until I log in
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I've been locked out of my laptop for over two hours because IT needed to update a 2FA app I've never used and forgot to do something before I restarted my laptop so now I can't log in until I connect to the internet and sync to whatever they did and I can't connect to the internet until I log in
our downstairs neighbor has been learning how to bake bread so we're getting warm focaccia on the regular, I have a good promo code plus a credit from Christmas for the incredible olive oil company in my hometown, what kind should I get her? saratogaoliveoil.com/collections/...
All Individual Bottles: Olive Oil & Vinegar | Saratoga Olive Oil Co.
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January 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
our downstairs neighbor has been learning how to bake bread so we're getting warm focaccia on the regular, I have a good promo code plus a credit from Christmas for the incredible olive oil company in my hometown, what kind should I get her? saratogaoliveoil.com/collections/...
the highs have jumped like 15° since Monday and it's 92% humidity so I'm sure it's just pollen going nuts because the weather's been so warm, Mel and Luna are both having seasonal allergy symptoms so this isn't a mystery but I still hate it and I'm so so so scared for spring
January 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
the highs have jumped like 15° since Monday and it's 92% humidity so I'm sure it's just pollen going nuts because the weather's been so warm, Mel and Luna are both having seasonal allergy symptoms so this isn't a mystery but I still hate it and I'm so so so scared for spring
woke up with full-blown hives for the first time since October and I'm being so normal and not at all hysterical about this
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
woke up with full-blown hives for the first time since October and I'm being so normal and not at all hysterical about this
also while they're relevant again, I am delighted to tell folks about You and I (originally Finding t.A.T.u.), the absolutely terrible 2008 movie starring Mischa Barton and her god awful Russian accent. it's so bad she refused to promote it. it might be the best movie ever made youtu.be/DueGdfS4SCs
You and I - Finding t.A.T.u. Official Trailer
YouTube video by tatuofficial
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January 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
also while they're relevant again, I am delighted to tell folks about You and I (originally Finding t.A.T.u.), the absolutely terrible 2008 movie starring Mischa Barton and her god awful Russian accent. it's so bad she refused to promote it. it might be the best movie ever made youtu.be/DueGdfS4SCs
it's come to light through various conversations recently that I know SIGNIFICANTLY more about this band's lore than the average person, even by niche internet standards lmao. they were, uh. formative.
I'll say it: the tatu needle drop was a wasted opportunity to use a song THAT WAS ORIGINALLY IN RUSSIAN. come on guys switch between the two, what are you even doing
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
it's come to light through various conversations recently that I know SIGNIFICANTLY more about this band's lore than the average person, even by niche internet standards lmao. they were, uh. formative.
I'll say it: the tatu needle drop was a wasted opportunity to use a song THAT WAS ORIGINALLY IN RUSSIAN. come on guys switch between the two, what are you even doing
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'll say it: the tatu needle drop was a wasted opportunity to use a song THAT WAS ORIGINALLY IN RUSSIAN. come on guys switch between the two, what are you even doing