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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 18h

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LANGUID", AS IN SHOWING OR HAVING VERY LITTLE ENERGY, FORCE, OR ACTIVITY. THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN AEW WHO CAN BE BETTER DESCRIBED AS LANGUID AS THE MAIN MAN OF THE CONGLOMERATION, MY BOY ORANGE CASSIDY! HE LANGUID AS HELL! UNLESS YOU PISS HIM OFF THEN HE'LL WHOOP YO' ASS!

Members of the Conglomeration Mark Briscoe and Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy on AEW

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 1d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "OBVIATE", AS IN TO ANTICIPATE AND PREVENT SOMETHING, ESPECIALLY A NEED. THE DON CALLIS FAMILY, AND ALSO MJF, BEEN OUT THERE TRYIN' TO OBVIATE MY GETTIN' THE AEW TNT TITLE! NEXT WEEK AT WRESTLEDREAM I'MMA GON' OBVIATE KYLE FLETCHER CONTINUIN' HIS TITLE REIGN!

TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher facing off against Mark Briscoe on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 2d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DURESS", AS IN FORCE OR THREATS MEANT TO MAKE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. I GOT A CALL FROM AEW HR AND TONY KHAN TODAY! RODERICK STRONG BEEN SAYIN' WE MAKIN' HIM CONGLOMERATE UNDER DURESS! IT AIN'T TRUE, BUT RODDY, WE GON' GET YOU CONGLOMERATION' EVENTUALLY SON!

The Conglomeration Tomohiro Big Tom Ishii, Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe, Kyle O'Reilly, and Roderick Roddy Strong, being interviewed by Alicia Atout on AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 3d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "FINICKY", AS IN VERY HARD TO PLEASE. OF LATE I BEEN FINICKY IN REGARDS TO MY MISSION TO AQUIRE AEW GOLD! BUT LAST NIGHT AEW DYNAMITE I SAW THE HESITATION & FEAR IN KYLE FLETCHER'S EYES! I'M PLEASED AS HELL NOW! THANK YOU TONY KHAN FOR MAKING IT OFFICIAL AT WRESTLEDREAM!

TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher facing off against Mark Briscoe after the match against Kyle O'Reilly on AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 4d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "CANDOR", AS IN THE QUALITY OF BEING OPEN, SINCERE, AND HONEST. I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY CANDOR AND SAYIN' WHATEVER IS ON MY MIND! JUST LIKE RIGHT NOW I'M THINKIN' THAT PHALLUS HEADED DON CALLIS IS THE BIGGEST MOST DESPICABLE SHITHEAD IN ALL OF AEW! EXCEPT FOR MAYBE MJF!

The Invisible Hand Don Callis, Lexy Nair, and Mark Briscoe on AEW Collision

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 5d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "EMBARRASS", AS IN TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL OR LOOK FOOLISH! THIS WEEK ON A SPECIAL TITLE TUESDAY AEW DYNAMITE WE GOT THE PROTOSHIT KYLE FLETCHER GOIN' AGAINST MY BOY KYLE O'REILLY! I HOPE THE CONGLOMERATOR KYLE STRAIGHT UP EMBARRASSES THE CALLIS KYLE & TAKES HIS TNT TITLE!

TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs Kyle O'Reilly on AEW Dynamite Title Tuesday

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 6d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SONOROUS", AS IN HAVING A DEEP, LOUD, AND PLEASANT SOUND. THINGS I BE FINDIN' SONOROUS INCLUDE THE ROAR OF THE AEW CROWD, WILLOW DOIN' HER BRODY KING BARKS, OR SOME OF HARLEY'S SINGIN'. THINGS I AIN'T FINDIN' SONOROUS IS RODDY YELLIN' MY NAME EVERY DAMN TIME HE NEED ME!

The Conglomeration Harley Cameron, Willow Nightingale, Mark Briscoe, Hologram, Roderick Roddy Strong, and Kyle O'Reilly backstage at AEW All Out Toronto

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 7d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "REPERTOIRE", AS IN PIECES THAT A PERFORMER KNOWS AND CAN PERFORM. YOU SEEN MY REPERTOIRE IN AEW! YOU KNOW I FLY OFF CHAIRS & WHOOP ASS WITH RED NECK KUNG-FU! BUT IF WE GON' BE AT WAR WITH THE DON CALLIS FAM I GOTTA COME UP WITH NEW TRICKS TO BEAT THEM SLIPPERY BASTARDS!

Mark Briscoe performing some red neck kung-fu on AEW

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 8d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "GIBBOUS", AS IN IRREGULARLY ROUNDED LIKE AN ALMOST-FULL MOON. DON CALLIS YOU GIBBOUS HEADED SON OF A BITCH! YOU BE HANDIN' OUT FAMILY INVITATIONS ALL OVER THE AEW LOCKER ROOM LIKE CANDY AT HALLOWEEN! STILL AIN'T GOT NO WOMEN IN THE FAM THOUGH? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT DON?

The Don Callis Family of The Walking Weapon Josh Alexander, Andrade El Idolo, AEW Unified Champion The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada, The Invisible Hand Don Callis, The Murderhawk Monster Lance Archer, TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher, Rocky Azucar Romero, El Clon, The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita, and The Alchemist Hechicero on the AEW Dynamite 6th anniversary special

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 9d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ATONE", AS IN TO DO SOMETHING GOOD TO MAKE UP FOR SOMETHING BAD. HANGMAN ADAM MAY HAVE GONE TO A DARK PLACE SOME TIME AGO BUT HE AIN'T NEED TO ATONE FOR THAT NO MORE! HE IS OUR AEW MENS WORLD CHAMPION & HE STILL OUT HERE DOIN' SOMETHIN' GOOD! TELL 'EM NO ICE ADS IN AEW!

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 10d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "PRETERNATURAL", AS IN VERY UNUSUAL IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT SEEM NATURAL. I DON'T KNOW IF AEW'S GROWTH IN THE LAST 6 YEARS IS PRETERNATURAL, UNNATURAL, SUPERNATURAL, BUT I'M HAPPY AS HELL IT HAPPENED! ALMOST AS HAPPY AS I'LL BE SEEING OC WHOOP KYLE FLETCHERS ASS TONIGHT!

AEW Dynamite 6th anniversary special featuring Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy vs TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 11d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "IMPETUOUS", AS IN ACTING OR DONE QUICKLY AND WITHOUT THOUGHT. IT MAY APPEAR THAT I PERFORM MY ACTIONS WITH AN IMPETUOUS NATURE BUT I PICK MY AEW STIPULATIONS AND CONGLOMERATORS WITH SOMETHING OF A FASTIDIOUSNESS!

Harley Cameron, Willow Nightingale, Mark Briscoe, Hologram, Roderick Roddy Strong, and Kyle O'Reilly, The Conglomeration on AEW All Out teasing the return of Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 12d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "OBLITERATE", AS IN TO DESTROY SOMETHING COMPLETELY SO THAT NOTHING IS LEFT. KYLE FLETCHER! YOU AND THE DON CALLIS FAMILY BEEN CAUSIN' TOO MUCH TROUBLE IN AEW! THIS WEDNESDAY ON AEW DYNAMITE ORANGE CASSIDY IS BACK AND HE GON' OBLITERATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO HOLOGRAM!

TNT Champion The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy on AEW Dynamite 6th anniversary special

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 13d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "KERFUFFLE", AS IN A DISTURBANCE OR FUSS. I'M SORRY AS HELL TO HEAR 'BOUT THE KERFUFFLE ON AEW COLLISION LAST NIGHT WHERE KYLE FLETCHER TOOK OUT MY CONGLOMERATOR HOLOGRAM! KYLE YOU A SON OF A BITCH AND I'MMA WHOOP YOUR ASS WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 14d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "VOCIFEROUS", AS IN EXPRESSING FEELINGS OR OPINIONS LOUDLY AND INCONSISTENTLY. IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT I HAVE BEEN QUITE VOCIFEROUS IN MY TALKY TALK IN THE AEW! THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M HYPED UP AS HELL THAT THE CONGLOMERATION IS BACK CONGLOMERATIN'! WE BACK BABY LET'S GO!

The Conglomeration, Kyle O'Reilly, Mark Briscoe, the remarkable Renee Paquette, Willow Nightingale, and Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 15d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "GESUNDHEIT", AS IN A WORD WISHING GOOD HEALTH TO SOMEONE WHO HAS SNEEZED. I BEEN SAYIN' GESUNDHEIT TO MY FELLOW CONGLOMERATOR HOLOGRAM SINCE HE PICKED UP THE WIN ON AEW DYNAMITE THIS WEEK! HE AIN'T BEEN SNEEZIN' BUT KYLE TOLD ME HE THINKS HE HAS A VIRUS OR SOMETHING!

Mark Briscoe, Hologram, Orange Cassidy celebrating their win over Kazuchika Okada, Konosuke Takeshita, and Hechicero of the Don Callis Family on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 16d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ANOMOLY", AS IN SOMETHING REMARKABLE IN ITS DEVIATION FROM WHAT IS USUAL. I DON'T KNOW MUCH 'BOUT ART! BUT I KNOW I NORMALLY HATE ANYTHING I SEE UNVEILED BY DON CALLIS! THOUGH THAT NEW PAINTING ON AEW LAST NIGHT WAS A FINE DEVIATION! I LIKE THE USE OF ORANGE UP IN IT!

Orange Cassidy destroying Don Callis' newest painting on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 17d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "BRANDISH", AS IN TO WAVE OR SWING SOMETHING THREATENINGLY OR EXCITEDLY. TONIGHT! AEW DYNAMITE! YOU GOT THE DON CALLIS FAMILY AGAINST THE CONGLOMERATION OF ME, HOLOGRAM, AND ORAN...A MYSTERY GUEST! IT GON' GET CRAZY! MAYBE WE BRANDISH SOME WEAPONS! TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

Mark Briscoe, Hologram, and a freshly squeezed mystery partner vs AEW Unified Champion Kazuchika Okada, Konosuke Takeshita, and Hechicero of the Don Callis Family on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 18d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "NONPAREIL", AS IN BETTER THAN ANY OTHER, HAVING NO EQUAL. OF ALL THE TEAMS IN THE HISTORY OF AEW AIN'T NONE COME CLOSE TO BEING AS NONPAREIL AS THE CONGLOMERATION! EVEN NOW WE BE MISSIN' MY BOY ORANGE CASSIDY AND BIG TOM ISHII BUT WE STILL ALWAYS DOWN TO CONGLOMERATE!

Harley Cameron, Willow Nightingale, Mark Briscoe, Hologram, Roderick Roddy Strong, Kyle O'Reilly during a backstage promo on AEW All Out Toronto promoting a Trios match coming up on AEW Dynamite

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 19d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "CATCH-22", AS IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH NO EASY OR POSSIBLE SOLUTION. AFTER AEW ALL OUT WHERE I VANQUISHED MJF I FIND MYSELF IN A CATCH-22 PREDICAMENT! DO I CONTINUE TO GO FOR KYLE FLETCHER'S TNT TITLE? OR DO I ASK MY FRIEND HANGMAN PAGE FOR A SHOT AT THE BIG ONE?

Mark Briscoe shaking hands with AEW Mens World Champion Hangman Adam Page on AEW Dynamite with Alicia Atout

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 20d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LUBUGRIOUS", AS IN VERY SAD ESPECIALLY IN AN EXAGGERATED OR INSINCERE WAY. I BEEN TRYIN' TO PLAY IT HUMBLE! TRYIN' TO ACT ALL LUBUGRIOUS! BUT I'M FEELIN' TOO GOOD! I WHOOPED MJF'S ASS AT AEW ALL OUT TORONTO AND I'M FEELIN' EXCITED 'BOUT THE CONGLOMERATION ON WEDNESDAY!

Mark Briscoe having beaten MJF Maxwell Jacob Friedman at #AEW All Out Toronto

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 21d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "EMNITY", AS IN A VERY DEEP UNFRIENDLY FEELING. THIS AFTERNOON! AEW ALL OUT TORONTO! LET'S GO BABY! MJF! YOU GOT ME FEELIN' ALL KINDS OF EMNITY BECAUSE YOU MY ENEMY SON! I'M GON' PUT YOU THROUGH SOME TABLES AND GON' STICKIN' SOME THUMBTACKS WHERE THE SUN AIN'T SHINE!

Mark Briscoe vs MJF Maxwell Jacob Friedman in a TNT Tables N' Tacks match at AEW All Out Toronto

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 22d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SUCCUMB", AS IN TO STOP TRYING TO RESIST A PRESSURE OR EMOTION. TO SAY MYELF AND MJF GOT BAD BLOOD IS ONE HELL OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT! TOMORROW AT AEW ALL OUT TORONTO I'MMA TAKE ALL THIS ANGER AND SUCCUMB TO MY DARKEST URGES! I'M GON' TAKE YOU TO TABLE AND TACKS HELL BOY!

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 23d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "RATIONALE", AS IN AN EXPLAINATION OR REASON FOR SOMETHING. I KNEW! I TOLD Y'ALL THAT MJF WOULD TRY N' WEASEL HIS WAY OUT OF THE MATCH! FORTUNATELY TONY KHAN AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THAT AND LAID DOWN THE RATIONALE FOR WHY MJF GON' GET A FACE FULL OF TACKS AT AEW ALL OUT!

AEW boss Tony Khan's office while he tells of MJF Maxwell Jacob Friedman on AEW Dynamite September To Remember before All Out Toronto

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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day @briscoewotd.bsky.social · 24d

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "JOVIAL", AS IN CHEERFUL, JOLLY. I SHOULD BE FEELIN' RELATIVELY SERIOUS AHEAD OF MY MATCH WITH MJF AT ALL OUT TORONTO! BUT I'M FEELIN' PRETTY JOVIAL BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE AEW DYNAMITE SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER 3 HOUR SPECIAL AND YOU KNOW IT GON' BE A CRAZY ASS SHOW BABY!

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