gremline
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you can’t mistake my ontology. she/they
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just put on gremlins and laughed out loud at the file title coming up as “gremlines” on vlc. am i ok
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
just put on gremlins and laughed out loud at the file title coming up as “gremlines” on vlc. am i ok
when i had my interview for glasgow medical school one of the panel members was sat like this
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
when i had my interview for glasgow medical school one of the panel members was sat like this
there must be a way to not lose 3x as much setting powder as you actually use, but unfortunately it will entail not being the most impatient person in the world so i must make my peace with the loss
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
there must be a way to not lose 3x as much setting powder as you actually use, but unfortunately it will entail not being the most impatient person in the world so i must make my peace with the loss
this was good and i’ve genuinely never heard it before (and refuse to google it). why am i not going super viral
hello i have invented a new joke. what is an owl’s favourite four digit number? 2820
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
this was good and i’ve genuinely never heard it before (and refuse to google it). why am i not going super viral
there’s a ukrainian choir performing in town today as part of the st andrews day celebrations and i’ll have to go as if they do shchedryk (og carol of the bells) i shall ascend to a higher plane
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
there’s a ukrainian choir performing in town today as part of the st andrews day celebrations and i’ll have to go as if they do shchedryk (og carol of the bells) i shall ascend to a higher plane
craving chocolate yet my advent calendar doesn’t have a door for today? mods?
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
craving chocolate yet my advent calendar doesn’t have a door for today? mods?
hello i have invented a new joke. what is an owl’s favourite four digit number? 2820
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hello i have invented a new joke. what is an owl’s favourite four digit number? 2820
lol at nikita on strictly very clearly mouthing “what the fuck”
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
lol at nikita on strictly very clearly mouthing “what the fuck”
do the youth have a name for blowing vape smoke up someone’s ass, which i assume is standard sexual practice nowadays
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
do the youth have a name for blowing vape smoke up someone’s ass, which i assume is standard sexual practice nowadays
i would like for normal human teeth to come back in fashion
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i would like for normal human teeth to come back in fashion
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FANTASY/SKUL_XBN.GIF
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
FANTASY/SKUL_XBN.GIF
auntie duties (cannibalism practice)
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
auntie duties (cannibalism practice)
don’t think i’ve ever seen a single piece of media portray one of the basic pregnancy test strips without all the stupid plastic housing
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
don’t think i’ve ever seen a single piece of media portray one of the basic pregnancy test strips without all the stupid plastic housing
pppppppretty annoyed at the depression tax on increasing my SSRI dosage, i.e. needing an additional £150 of driving lessons because my brain stopped working
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
pppppppretty annoyed at the depression tax on increasing my SSRI dosage, i.e. needing an additional £150 of driving lessons because my brain stopped working
if i had a penny for every time i’ve accidentally had two songs playing at once and been like “oh this one is interesting, i like it”
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
if i had a penny for every time i’ve accidentally had two songs playing at once and been like “oh this one is interesting, i like it”
why did i just get a notification about an event tomorrow that my cat has added to my calendar 😭 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
why did i just get a notification about an event tomorrow that my cat has added to my calendar 😭 😭
keep getting instagram ads for an underwear brand i like but can’t afford, but to add insult to injury one of their models has basically the exact same body as me, which is shall we say not a common occurrence
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
keep getting instagram ads for an underwear brand i like but can’t afford, but to add insult to injury one of their models has basically the exact same body as me, which is shall we say not a common occurrence
lost the run of myself when high on the thrill of running four errands in a oner and bought two £6.95 jars of kimchi and sauerkraut
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
lost the run of myself when high on the thrill of running four errands in a oner and bought two £6.95 jars of kimchi and sauerkraut
electrician spent 2 hours installing a smart meter earlier only to have to then spend a further hour reverting it to the old meter because it wasn’t picking up any signal 👍
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
electrician spent 2 hours installing a smart meter earlier only to have to then spend a further hour reverting it to the old meter because it wasn’t picking up any signal 👍
not gonna boost that arsehole any more than she already has been but the only correct stance on abortion is if you don’t support full decriminalisation then you do support forcing people to be pregnant and i wish we used this framing more
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
not gonna boost that arsehole any more than she already has been but the only correct stance on abortion is if you don’t support full decriminalisation then you do support forcing people to be pregnant and i wish we used this framing more
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if the bubbles are wee, a simmer it be
when the bubbles do roil, that shit’s on the boil
when the bubbles do roil, that shit’s on the boil
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
if the bubbles are wee, a simmer it be
when the bubbles do roil, that shit’s on the boil
when the bubbles do roil, that shit’s on the boil
can’t believe some people eat meat. crazy behaviour
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
can’t believe some people eat meat. crazy behaviour
instagram serving me ads for a little my jumper that’s £600 when i click through is just cruel
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
instagram serving me ads for a little my jumper that’s £600 when i click through is just cruel
rewatching daria and genuinely triggered by hearing songs off there is nothing left to lose for the first time in ~23 years lol
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
rewatching daria and genuinely triggered by hearing songs off there is nothing left to lose for the first time in ~23 years lol