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there's too much fucking shit on me
May 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I must endeavor to increase my holdings of frigates and prostitutes
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Baldurs Gate 3 is fun and all but the bugs have easily wasted over 24 hours of my life.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Starfruit tastes like the shadow of an apple & orange sitting next to each other.
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
To quote Dolores O'Riordan, “Doo, doo, doo doo.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
call me Crystal Geyser cause I’m bottled at the source
September 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Alooooooone at the end of the Booniverse, gooning the Boone… 🎶
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
People are always doing this thing to me where they want to reconnect, and then it’s like as we talk my soul can feel them remembering how fucking annoying I am.

And then I don’t hear from them for a year.
September 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I like cheesy little rat boys and women who could kill me.

It’s a short list, but it’s my list.
April 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
The Vatican has big naturals and we’re all just suckling at the teats.
September 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Tributing the great Joan Baez in San Fransisco this past weekend at Masonic with our rendition of “The Times They Are A-Changin,’ {the title track of Bob Dylan’s third album which was coincidentally released on this day in 1964.}

Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/r1FDYzGO29k?...
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Are we so back??
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Chariots Illustrated Top 10 Hottest Wailing Women
August 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
New playlist!

Kind of random but all in the country/indie/folk realm

Neko Case/Judee Sills/Margo Price/Wynonna vibes
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
baby took a gangster poo, but she’s all out of paper 🎶
August 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Having a baby for the multi-million dollar bit, and I’m the only one in on the joke.
August 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Up where they fuck up where they cum up where they goon all day in the suuuuuuunnnnn
August 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I cannot believe that hateful fugly ass big forehead no eyebrow having bitch is at it again.
August 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I spent over 16 hours making a really good playlist that I’m very proud of
August 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I spent over 16 hours making a really good playlist that I’m very proud of
August 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I just used TikTok’s edit caption feature to add “#LGBTQIA” to my post and it was denied for violating guidelines.
August 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
When I’m drunk I’m like if Jacob Wysocki was a girl
August 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This deserved at least 1 like I mean
Chariots Illustrated Top 10 Hottest Wailing Women
August 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Chariots Illustrated Top 10 Hottest Wailing Women
August 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m gonna get a degree to be a hospital social worker because they literally don’t do anything.
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM