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BroadwayJoeFYVM

@broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social

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I play with your food. Yes, I washed my hands first. Would rather vote for a rash than a fascist traitor because you can cure a rash.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4h

Best username EVER, BTW.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4h

When this game started, Ty Cobb was playing center field.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5h

As much as I want the Mariners to win, the cynic in me knows that Skinflint Stanton will trade away half the team in the offseason no matter what the final score is. #MLB

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 12h

If this wasn't an International Window, I'd be watching @fcstpauli.com or Rayo Vallecano instead of that dreck. Instead, it'll be college football and Skyrim.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 12h

They should dump their "fertilizer" instead....

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 12h

Give it time.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 1d

@eviluno.bsky.social is a National Treasure, and I will not hear otherwise.

a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .

ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .

media.tenor.com

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 1d

I'd settle for 3rd Bass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYp2...

3rd Bass - The Gas Face

YouTube video by 3rdBassVEVO

www.youtube.com

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 1d

No wonder. Honky was instantly blinded by that shirt.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 1d

I still miss The Question Mark.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 2d

Well, that too. It's a given.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 3d

That's their primary form of sexual gratification.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4d

The brainwashing is too deep. The only way to detox the fascists is through forcible deprogramming at secure locations.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4d

It's not really all that shocking, because all it is, is just outrage farming. All the TREASONOUS FASCIST PEDOPHILES truly care about is fueling their own passions, and one of the big ones - aside from assaulting children, of course - is "owning duh librulz". It's their literal fap material.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4d

Their continuing survival requires diversification, and the House of Saud have been the slowest to act in this manner, but have the grandest of schemes - many of which are already being shown to be little more than glorified money pits.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4d

There's just one thing missing in this article - why?

The answer is simple - oil is finite, but humanity's appetite for news, sports and entertainment isn't. The petro-states have known for decades that their chokehold on the global economy wouldn't last forever as it currently exists.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 4d

The Department of Redundancy Department strikes again.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

Probably because they have outstanding warrants for their arrest. You know, the standard fascist incel stuff - drug charges, sexual abuse, domestic violence, failure to pay child support and so on...

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

Remove the pork belly strips from the IP, and place them on a wire rack on top of a baking sheet. Brush them on all sides with Yoshida's Original Gourmet Sauce (or any teriyaki sauce - KBBQ or tonkatsu sauce would also work), and bake at 350F for 15 minutes.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

Recipe:

Okay, it's not really "braised". 30 min. in an Instant Pot set for high-pressure cooking, in a quart of water seasoned with 1c soy sauce, 1tsp each of granulated garlic and powdered ginger.

Let the IP depressurize on its own for 5min before manually releasing the rest of the way.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Donald Trump has never had a lentil on his face.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

It's the syphilis.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

Dinner for the missus & I while we're housesitting for my dad while he's on yet another cruise. Braised and roasted pork belly with fried rice and miso soup.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

The NHL just can't quit goons, and there's still plenty of coaches and GMs in the league that will still quietly approve of fighters, even while saying in public that fighting hurts the league's image.

BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 5d

I just hope that he doesn't get lost in the shuffle with Hologram being out for a few more months.