Brock Beauchamp
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BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
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Jason and I talked about this last night. It feels arrogant to hold off with Freddy, and that rarely goes well for a team

Put Peralta in, and let the chips fall where they may
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no sir, no olive slander here, they're delicious
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i was wondering if someone was going to make a halloween joke out of that
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the pace of this brewers-cubs game is agonizing
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how can you have Hague as a last name and not name your kid “The”
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yankees fans look so sad

I love that for them
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lol to all involved in that first inning
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It's a completely reasonable and fine time to use Ashby, but it's still funny because now Murph is literally having Ashby start games because he wants him to pitch so much
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i bet yankees fans are sad right now

bummer
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pat murphy so anxious that he hasn't been able to pitch ashby in 48 hours that he's putting him out there in the first
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like we haven’t been patient for 34 years already
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I just said “hey labubu” in a yogi bear voice and my kids don’t appreciate my brilliance at all
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upstate New York and NYC: notorious allies in everything
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exactly. we can have all sorts of interesting conversations when we get within a country mile of actual sentience; this ain’t it
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some days it feels like 75% of the internet is people searching for grievances to be upset about

it’s a fucking computer, man
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the tbs stream through hbo max is TERRIBLE

audio cuts out, buffers constantly
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lol i was making a smart ass comment, and murph actually just went and did it
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the umpire absolutely fucked the padres right there
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Mike Shildt is going to put himself on the mound by the seventh