Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus
Also watched somebody somewhere if you haven’t!!
So thrilled to see my friend Jeff Hiller in new Pluribus (he doesn’t know we are friends)
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Also watched somebody somewhere if you haven’t!!
So thrilled to see my friend Jeff Hiller in new Pluribus (he doesn’t know we are friends)
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
So thrilled to see my friend Jeff Hiller in new Pluribus (he doesn’t know we are friends)
Beautiful gf much ???
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Beautiful gf much ???
If you watch Hard Quiz you WILL find out Marilyn Monroe had endometriosis
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you watch Hard Quiz you WILL find out Marilyn Monroe had endometriosis
wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth
its really something how depression can sometimes slowly creep in bit by bit and sometimes just absolutely slam you out of nowhere
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
its really something how depression can sometimes slowly creep in bit by bit and sometimes just absolutely slam you out of nowhere
if this is true it is genuinely disgusting
Did Keith Urban really cover pink pony club for trump, is that confirmed. I’m on my way to Caboolture
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
if this is true it is genuinely disgusting
Did Keith Urban really cover pink pony club for trump, is that confirmed. I’m on my way to Caboolture
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Did Keith Urban really cover pink pony club for trump, is that confirmed. I’m on my way to Caboolture
I like Kristen Bell but I know we couldn’t be friends irl because I’d spend all our hangout time trying to get her to divorce her husband
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I like Kristen Bell but I know we couldn’t be friends irl because I’d spend all our hangout time trying to get her to divorce her husband
Imagine being the guy whose job it is to try and come into my mentions to say Elon Musk is funny. He is not as funny as your least funny friend, let alone me (very funny)
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Imagine being the guy whose job it is to try and come into my mentions to say Elon Musk is funny. He is not as funny as your least funny friend, let alone me (very funny)
I have seen a lot of 'dont comment on women's bodies' etc posts about the Wicked press & i generally agree but the normalisation and celebration of ever-shrinking forms is being blasted into the retinas of thousands of young girls across the world & that is also bad
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I have seen a lot of 'dont comment on women's bodies' etc posts about the Wicked press & i generally agree but the normalisation and celebration of ever-shrinking forms is being blasted into the retinas of thousands of young girls across the world & that is also bad
People hate Elon Musk 💘
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
People hate Elon Musk 💘
Might force my gf to record an album so this can be the cover
You’re allowed to take a photo of ur sleeping gf if it turns out nice
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Might force my gf to record an album so this can be the cover
Her range from serious film actress to being amazing in Damages to absolutely hilarious in Bridesmaids and Spy also she’s so beautiful
Is rose byrne finally going to have a well deserved Oscar run…I’ve been waiting for a decade. she should have been nominated for an Oscar for Spy
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Her range from serious film actress to being amazing in Damages to absolutely hilarious in Bridesmaids and Spy also she’s so beautiful
One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One last bump for my column. It has brought out many embarrassing Elon fanboys to defend him so I think it touched a nerve 🌝
Is rose byrne finally going to have a well deserved Oscar run…I’ve been waiting for a decade. she should have been nominated for an Oscar for Spy
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Is rose byrne finally going to have a well deserved Oscar run…I’ve been waiting for a decade. she should have been nominated for an Oscar for Spy
Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge
Okay I’ll stop soon but it’s so good to me that in all the posts from people defending him in various ways, very few of them are “no he is actually funny” there are a couple but their heart isn’t in it. Not even the bootlickers can pretend 😭
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Okay I’ll stop soon but it’s so good to me that in all the posts from people defending him in various ways, very few of them are “no he is actually funny” there are a couple but their heart isn’t in it. Not even the bootlickers can pretend 😭
Getting a lot of Elon fans saying both that he doesn’t care about being funny (wrong) and that he would never give a shit about what someone like me (fat) thinks about him. Why are you humiliating yourself by messaging me to defend him then ?? For fun??
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Getting a lot of Elon fans saying both that he doesn’t care about being funny (wrong) and that he would never give a shit about what someone like me (fat) thinks about him. Why are you humiliating yourself by messaging me to defend him then ?? For fun??
You’re allowed to take a photo of ur sleeping gf if it turns out nice
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You’re allowed to take a photo of ur sleeping gf if it turns out nice
Every time one of them messages me I now picture this and laugh. Sorry to this little boy who is now probably an adult
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Every time one of them messages me I now picture this and laugh. Sorry to this little boy who is now probably an adult
