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Bromp.

@bromptongravy.bsky.social

120 followers 380 following 300 posts

Cybersecurity enthusiast, Musician, Dad (w/ matching bod) in Chicago. Neurodivergent. Pro-level lurker for 30+ years, still trying to learn to post.

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 21h

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a prime specimen of the “master race”

a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume

Alt: gif of Stephen Miller’s fake hair being touched-up by Bob Ross

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 21h

There’s this:

centeredamerica.substack.com/p/news-trump...

NEWS: Trump Privately Stated Stephen Miller Wanted “Only 100 Million Americans Who Look Like Him”

According to the Wall Street Journal, Donald Trump once joked in a closed-door meeting that “if it were up to [Stephen] Miller, there’d only be 100 million people in this country, and they’d all look ...

centeredamerica.substack.com

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 1d

Though some may bother and grumble and gripe,
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 1d

Though some may bother and grumble and gripe,
And others may cry, "It's not True!" while they wipe
the tears from their eyes. We ALL were his type.
Oh yes, my child. Uncle Shelby laid pipe.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 2d

Peanus (Tylor’s version)

youtu.be/WAwLYJYsa0A

Penis Power - Alexyss K. Tylor

YouTube video by James Duncan

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 2d

Wait what the hell

Jack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 3d

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 2d

It could still count as vegan if given with full consent though, yeah? Please answer soon, she’s getting nervous.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe just a little bit as a treat. It’s what we in our family call a “sometimes food!”

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 2d

With a better-formed idea of consent this time around!

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 3d

Psh. Like the US gov’t would ever just make up an enemy group.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pow...

The Power of Nightmares - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 7d

They need to do way instain mothers who krill their babby because it can’t frihgt back

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll be the Ogden, Archer, Lincoln, or Milwaukee to intersect as much as I can to fight for everyone

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 13d

And who would have thought he couldn’t make it as a Hollywood screenwriter with two parents already in the business?!

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16d

Before deciding where else to get your coffee, be sure to check the list of JAB Holding Company subsidiaries.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/JAB_Hol...

JAB Holding Company - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 16d

Isn’t it interesting how “political violence” is wholly controlled by (and defined by?) the state, given the nature of the country’s establishment

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Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 17d

My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 17d

My vision is fine, but my ability to recognize faces is REAL low. I often have to google image search when someone posts a politician, athlete or celeb picture that one would have to know to get the context.
For this reason(among many) I always add alt-text, and beg you do too.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 23d

Reskeet with your mental state.

The rear of a white Jeep Wrangler. A vinyl spare tire/wheel cover has the American flag printed on it. For some reason the cover has been pushed in st the center causing it to look like a puckered anus.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 23d

Juve give it until 2027-2028 when prez campaigns start up again. She’ll pop back out of her hutch like Punxsutawney Phil.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 24d

When it started it was a fun, cheeky account to clap at bible thumpers and their hypocrisy. But now since we’re all through the fascism rabbit hole, that kinda snark DOES seem ineffectual, if not culturally blind.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25d

Fuckin rich, coming from “Alt National Park Service” lol.

Give us some more random numbers, eh?

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25d

I thought you were saying “it was in shape” and “it is not in shape”

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25d

When, in your opinion, was the political system in shape to hem in CEOs? And is getting back to that possible without a complete teardown of the current system?

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25d

Jeffrey Dahmer and I discuss veganism.

Bromp. @bromptongravy.bsky.social · 25d

Surely the political system could have fixed this!

Remind me again: What is the largest source of their campaign funding?