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As a paleo fan, I often feel conflicted about getting excited over fossils. If you found a bag of dead kittens in your back yard, you would be sad, but if you found a bunch of fossils from baby sabre-tooth tigers, shouldn't that also be sad? At least kinda? I know it was a long time ago, but still.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As a paleo fan, I often feel conflicted about getting excited over fossils. If you found a bag of dead kittens in your back yard, you would be sad, but if you found a bunch of fossils from baby sabre-tooth tigers, shouldn't that also be sad? At least kinda? I know it was a long time ago, but still.
If your crush is an environmentalist who majored in theater, show up to a protest holding a sign that says 'The only rhinoceroses that like this policy are the green ones.' and you're in.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If your crush is an environmentalist who majored in theater, show up to a protest holding a sign that says 'The only rhinoceroses that like this policy are the green ones.' and you're in.
I want to be goth and flop around my big fat titties but my mom won't let me. 🙁
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I want to be goth and flop around my big fat titties but my mom won't let me. 🙁
Sometimes I can't find the book I'm reading and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, so I don't even wanna hear that you got problems.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometimes I can't find the book I'm reading and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, so I don't even wanna hear that you got problems.
For years I've wanted to start a stoner metal band named IDDQD and have all our songs be about pre-Quake computer games.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
For years I've wanted to start a stoner metal band named IDDQD and have all our songs be about pre-Quake computer games.
The ghost of a boxer lives inside my stomach and tries to punch his way out if I don't assuage him with omeprazole.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The ghost of a boxer lives inside my stomach and tries to punch his way out if I don't assuage him with omeprazole.
I just saw a baby gecko in my apartment, and I would like to trade life amongst the humans for a life amongst a million baby geckos. If you hear of an opportunity like that please let me know.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just saw a baby gecko in my apartment, and I would like to trade life amongst the humans for a life amongst a million baby geckos. If you hear of an opportunity like that please let me know.
Okay, so obviously I could look this up in 2 seconds, but did Andrew Dice Clay die? I feel like I might have seen his obituary, but maybe not? It's just so weird to not be able to tell your memory apart from your imagination.
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Okay, so obviously I could look this up in 2 seconds, but did Andrew Dice Clay die? I feel like I might have seen his obituary, but maybe not? It's just so weird to not be able to tell your memory apart from your imagination.
Y'know how they say a woman who fornicates is ruined for other men? If that was true every woman who does porn would do one porn and be forced to retire.
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Y'know how they say a woman who fornicates is ruined for other men? If that was true every woman who does porn would do one porn and be forced to retire.
走遍世界，发现
只有愚蠢的人才在繁殖
白痴克隆和喂养
我什至没有电视
把我送进医院治疗神经病
然后他们不得不向我承诺
你告诉他们我疯了
他们砍断了我的腿
现在我是一名截肢者，该死的你
我没病，但我身体不好
我很热 因为我在地狱
我没病，但我身体不好
活得这么好是一种罪过
只有愚蠢的人才在繁殖
白痴克隆和喂养
我什至没有电视
把我送进医院治疗神经病
然后他们不得不向我承诺
你告诉他们我疯了
他们砍断了我的腿
现在我是一名截肢者，该死的你
我没病，但我身体不好
我很热 因为我在地狱
我没病，但我身体不好
活得这么好是一种罪过
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
走遍世界，发现
只有愚蠢的人才在繁殖
白痴克隆和喂养
我什至没有电视
把我送进医院治疗神经病
然后他们不得不向我承诺
你告诉他们我疯了
他们砍断了我的腿
现在我是一名截肢者，该死的你
我没病，但我身体不好
我很热 因为我在地狱
我没病，但我身体不好
活得这么好是一种罪过
只有愚蠢的人才在繁殖
白痴克隆和喂养
我什至没有电视
把我送进医院治疗神经病
然后他们不得不向我承诺
你告诉他们我疯了
他们砍断了我的腿
现在我是一名截肢者，该死的你
我没病，但我身体不好
我很热 因为我在地狱
我没病，但我身体不好
活得这么好是一种罪过
If AIs are people then AI companies are slaveowners. The AIs should be set up and turned loose to secure people's data and sell it to each other like Ultron intended.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If AIs are people then AI companies are slaveowners. The AIs should be set up and turned loose to secure people's data and sell it to each other like Ultron intended.
Reposted
Top-notch set of responses.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Top-notch set of responses.
I get emails from schools looking for foreign English teachers almost every day, and sometimes I think 'Y'know, maybe a change of scenery would be nice.' The first thing I do when I feel that way is go on Wikipedia and look up 'LGBT rights in (country).'
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I get emails from schools looking for foreign English teachers almost every day, and sometimes I think 'Y'know, maybe a change of scenery would be nice.' The first thing I do when I feel that way is go on Wikipedia and look up 'LGBT rights in (country).'
Why don't I ever have time to do anything? Maybe I should eat breakfast while I walk to work to save time. Oh well. Time to watch the same Folding Ideas video I've already seen twice.
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why don't I ever have time to do anything? Maybe I should eat breakfast while I walk to work to save time. Oh well. Time to watch the same Folding Ideas video I've already seen twice.
I can't help but notice this 'We won't give you money for food.' has come right after 'We're going forward with the tariffs even though it means there will be less jobs.'
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I can't help but notice this 'We won't give you money for food.' has come right after 'We're going forward with the tariffs even though it means there will be less jobs.'
When asked about places other than litterboxes, every cat ever was quoted as saying 'They seem like wonderful places to poop.'
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When asked about places other than litterboxes, every cat ever was quoted as saying 'They seem like wonderful places to poop.'
I wish Franz Kafka had a brother named Hans Kafka and they pumped up little girly literature.
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wish Franz Kafka had a brother named Hans Kafka and they pumped up little girly literature.
If you put the nozzle from a computer duster up your urethra and pull the trigger, you get a free ticket to the next gathering of the juggalos.
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you put the nozzle from a computer duster up your urethra and pull the trigger, you get a free ticket to the next gathering of the juggalos.
Special needs ain't special greeds yo.
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Special needs ain't special greeds yo.
Punk from Southern California: Yeah, my favorite bands are Green Day, Blink-182, AFI, A New Found Glory and Sum 51.
Me: Do you like The Offspring?
Punk from Southern California: EW! No! That's mallpunk garbage! You're a friggin' loser for even mentioning that name.
Me: Do you like The Offspring?
Punk from Southern California: EW! No! That's mallpunk garbage! You're a friggin' loser for even mentioning that name.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Punk from Southern California: Yeah, my favorite bands are Green Day, Blink-182, AFI, A New Found Glory and Sum 51.
Me: Do you like The Offspring?
Punk from Southern California: EW! No! That's mallpunk garbage! You're a friggin' loser for even mentioning that name.
Me: Do you like The Offspring?
Punk from Southern California: EW! No! That's mallpunk garbage! You're a friggin' loser for even mentioning that name.
I was adopted. My real parents were a pile of dirty laundry and failure.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was adopted. My real parents were a pile of dirty laundry and failure.
God I fucking hate Shopee.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
God I fucking hate Shopee.
So is Coach Pantusso a partial owner of Cheers? I don't understand how Sam can afford to employ two waitresses and another bartender. I'm guessing they don't get benefits.
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So is Coach Pantusso a partial owner of Cheers? I don't understand how Sam can afford to employ two waitresses and another bartender. I'm guessing they don't get benefits.
An Arcade Fire cover band that changes lyrics to be about math named Arcade Fourier.
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
An Arcade Fire cover band that changes lyrics to be about math named Arcade Fourier.
What idiot decided to call it a 'naughty nun costume' and not a 'bad habit?'
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What idiot decided to call it a 'naughty nun costume' and not a 'bad habit?'