brooks
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Flagging any email I see tomorrow morning sent during our 16-day winter liminal as ‘performative’
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Flagging any email I see tomorrow morning sent during our 16-day winter liminal as ‘performative’
Modern wealth has warped my sense of big numbers; I hear that the universe is 13.8 billion years old and think pfft, Elon’s net worth swung that much over the course of an afternoon
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Modern wealth has warped my sense of big numbers; I hear that the universe is 13.8 billion years old and think pfft, Elon’s net worth swung that much over the course of an afternoon
The Trump administration has also declared war on the people trying to take a break from drinking for a little while
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The Trump administration has also declared war on the people trying to take a break from drinking for a little while
When MAGA said they were going to “bring back manufacturing,” what they meant was ‘manufactured controversies’
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
When MAGA said they were going to “bring back manufacturing,” what they meant was ‘manufactured controversies’
Ironic that the people most critical of Rama Duwaji’s boots are the same people who most love licking boots
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Ironic that the people most critical of Rama Duwaji’s boots are the same people who most love licking boots
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When you hard code transvestigation into your AI and expect it not to come for your people!
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
When you hard code transvestigation into your AI and expect it not to come for your people!
Reposted by brooks
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
xAI has a >$200B valuation
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
xAI has a >$200B valuation
Dry January starting with a long weekend; feels like we’re gonna lose some soldiers on the front lines, captain
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Dry January starting with a long weekend; feels like we’re gonna lose some soldiers on the front lines, captain
At the risk of giving improv comedians any further encouragement, I will say one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that the key to being a good conversationalist, partner, and friend, is to be the kind of person that consistently ‘yes, and…’s
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
At the risk of giving improv comedians any further encouragement, I will say one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that the key to being a good conversationalist, partner, and friend, is to be the kind of person that consistently ‘yes, and…’s
Gonna miss him, a little bit
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gonna miss him, a little bit
I’ve eaten food that fell off the table and sat on the floor longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve eaten food that fell off the table and sat on the floor longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve grieved over the season finale of Apple TV’s hit program ‘Pluribus’ longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’ve grieved over the season finale of Apple TV’s hit program ‘Pluribus’ longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve mourned Toronado beer menu changes longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve mourned Toronado beer menu changes longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
I’ve mourned WWE Intercontinental championship losses longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve mourned WWE Intercontinental championship losses longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband
Bro do you even l'appel du vide?
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bro do you even l'appel du vide?
Omg Shel Silverstein really did predict AI
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Omg Shel Silverstein really did predict AI
Words guitarists use to describe tone:
- buttery
- juicy
- creamy
- crunchy
- chewy
- thick
- tasty
Guitarists don’t even want to play guitar, they’re just hungry and want lunch
- buttery
- juicy
- creamy
- crunchy
- chewy
- thick
- tasty
Guitarists don’t even want to play guitar, they’re just hungry and want lunch
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Words guitarists use to describe tone:
- buttery
- juicy
- creamy
- crunchy
- chewy
- thick
- tasty
Guitarists don’t even want to play guitar, they’re just hungry and want lunch
- buttery
- juicy
- creamy
- crunchy
- chewy
- thick
- tasty
Guitarists don’t even want to play guitar, they’re just hungry and want lunch
Happy ‘Longest Possible Distance From Hearing Christmas Music Again’ Day to all those who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy ‘Longest Possible Distance From Hearing Christmas Music Again’ Day to all those who celebrate
What the manososphere influencers don’t want you to know is that the solution to the “male loneliness epidemic” is actually extremely simple: just be a feminist
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What the manososphere influencers don’t want you to know is that the solution to the “male loneliness epidemic” is actually extremely simple: just be a feminist
A hill I will die on: K2, a notoriously difficult climb I am extremely unprepared for
December 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A hill I will die on: K2, a notoriously difficult climb I am extremely unprepared for
Santa getting home and sinking back into his La-Z-Boy after a long night’s work: yes I am that bitch
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Santa getting home and sinking back into his La-Z-Boy after a long night’s work: yes I am that bitch
Cancelling Santa for slut-shaming every time he laughs
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Cancelling Santa for slut-shaming every time he laughs
Furious at Christopher Nolan for his historically inaccurate adaption of Captain Underpants
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Furious at Christopher Nolan for his historically inaccurate adaption of Captain Underpants
To the tune of 'Who Am I (What's My Name)': Egg Noggy Nogg (The bomb)
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
To the tune of 'Who Am I (What's My Name)': Egg Noggy Nogg (The bomb)