Bruce Coffman
brucecoffman.bsky.social
Bruce Coffman
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
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General loud mouth and rouser of rabble. NSFW! And not the one you wanna take home to meet mama.
Pinned
Grown ass fucking man. Supposedly. These motherfuckers are GARBAGE. Take this fucking country back!

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Man arrested for attacking teen during anti-ICE protest at school
A Texas man was arrested after violently attacking a teenager during a protest against President Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.Police determined that 45-year-old Chad Michael Watts was the prim...
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My throat is raw from fucking screaming into the goddamn void so I'm going to bed.
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
My fucking goddamn 18 dollar heater I paid 35 dollars for is not coming because of goddamn fucking course. I'm going to go lay in the motherfucking snow and finish freezing to death. Goodbye fucked up world.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I heard Nikki Minaj is super bummed she has to wait two whole years to debut her Symphony in B Flat at the Trump HeeHaw Center.
February 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
As Nikki Minaj would say, "Heil."
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I feel like I have something in my eye and it's aggravating the fuck out of me.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
People here in Cornfuck County are idgits. There are a couple flakes of snow swirling about so they cleaned out the got damn grocery. So now I gotta hope I sell some Avon to place a supplemental order later on. 🙄 Idgits. Luckily I got bread because I bought bougie healthy bread. I snuck up on 'em.
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Pretty sure Imma eat a whole box of knockoff Cheezits later. Just so ya know.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Now I feel like doing some decorating and that requires cleaning and oh my goodness no.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I don't like it when I do that coughing that makes me almost black out. It's scary. Boo.
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ick. My gingersnap cookies are not good with my Diet Mountain Dew. Well, the other way around, actually.
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
You bet not forget to get yo' boo something nice for VD day. I'm just saying. Let me get this link for you real quick...
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
NBA trades have you feeling... not so fresh? I got you, boo!

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February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
That old nasty Trump fella like an STD that just keeps flaring up over and over.
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Reposted by Bruce Coffman
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Grown ass fucking man. Supposedly. These motherfuckers are GARBAGE. Take this fucking country back!

www.rawstory.com/ice-26750862...
Man arrested for attacking teen during anti-ICE protest at school
A Texas man was arrested after violently attacking a teenager during a protest against President Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.Police determined that 45-year-old Chad Michael Watts was the prim...
www.rawstory.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Bruce Coffman
Well! "Amazon’s Ring cameras are integrated into U.S. law-enforcement workflows. Police agencies can request footage directly from Ring users, allowing private home surveillance video to be shared with law enforcement." PLEASE SHARE!
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Bruce Coffman
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Kash Patel's eyes are like one of those creepy paintings in an old haunted house. They just seem to follow you wherever you... Where you going? Hellur? I crack me up! What are you lookin' at?
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I was born in America and walked over on the Mayflower so they can get off my jock. Damn.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM