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Bruce Coffman

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Hellur. Follow me with zero or very few followers, BLOCK. Far too many X trolls flooding the Sky. I write books: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman I sell Avon: https://www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman I do other stuff too but that's CLASSIFIED.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 5h

Loony Toons is mad! Pass the POPCORN!
When you couldn't draw the line at sucking the taint of a motherfucking PEDOPHILE, I really didn't think you had a line, nut bucket.

Laura Loony Toons Loomer ranting on X:
Never thought I'd see Republicans give terror financing Muslims from Qatar a MILITARY BASE on US soil so they can murder Americans. I don't think I'll be voting in 2026. I cannot in good conscience make any excuses for the harboring of jihadis. This is where I draw the line.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1m

Have you gotten a load of that Trump dude in the All White House? Hellur?

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 5m

Oh my fucking fake god. I was asleep and these goddamn cats started fighting. It sounded like somebody was breaking in and tearing the trailer apart. They stopped for a bit and then they started again like they were trying to kill each other. They have gotten along for 5 years and now this shit?

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 57m

Okay.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 57m

Okay.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 58m

Alright I'm taking a nap. I don't say I'm going to bed because A I sleep on the couch and B I sleep like a cat. I'll be up in a bit. Raising Hell and cussing and stuff.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Okay.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

A Plus!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Motherfuckery.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

"Why do you--?"

To make you look. And ask me why I--

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Wait... S. H. I. T.

Hmmm... Guess I can spell shit.

Carry on.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

I used to be able to spell everything. E. V. E. R. Y... You get the point. I was so trifling and cocky in middle school I wouldn't do my spelling class homework cuz I knew how to spell that shit. I didn't have to prove it by writing those words ten times each. Fuck that. Well now I can't spell shit.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

We didn't start the fire
But we're just sitting here
Like goddamn fucking morons
Watching it burn our country down...

We kinda suck.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

"Well, see, he lies so much we figured he was just lying about lying about lying that he wasn't lying when he lied about those lies so we went ahead and voted for him cuz she was so Black. And a woman."

I have a headache.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

GOP: Guardians of Pedophiles

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Just a reminder that once you are actually inside the GOP EZ Bake Oven, it's a tad late to "fight back."

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Who ordered the fascism?

Oh, that's table 3. America.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

I hate to say it but some gurgle gurgle gush gush might be in order.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Norm!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

They're eating the norms!
They're eating the standards!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

"But guardrails!"

But I'm going to scream so loudly it liquifies your entire soul.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

Know what's really shocking?

That folks are shocked he's doing what he said he'd do.

Doh!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

I may have spelled Leprosy wrong. It may be Lepresy. I'm not really an idiot. I just play one on Bluesky with my red squiggly underlines turned off. Carry on.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

On gel cap per day OTC per Dr. Bruce.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

I'd be willing to bet you're absolutely correct.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 1h

You know, I bet he's right.

Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 1h

I'm sure they'll be back together again in a week. Just another Epstein distraction.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 5h

Loony Toons is mad! Pass the POPCORN!
When you couldn't draw the line at sucking the taint of a motherfucking PEDOPHILE, I really didn't think you had a line, nut bucket.