Bruce Coffman
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
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General loud mouth and rouser of rabble. NSFW! And not the one you wanna take home to meet mama.
The world's worst selling author:
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General loud mouth and rouser of rabble. NSFW! And not the one you wanna take home to meet mama.
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The King & AI: Rise of the Artificial Intelligence Administration
Opinionews by Bruce CoffmanThose with no natural human intelligence are leaning increasingly on the crutch of AI, including by no surprise the Trump administration which is using it in all the most wr...
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I wrote a really good new opinionews article you should probably read. I hope I made that up. Opinionews. News fused with my opinion. Hey, at least I admit it. Enjoy! Oh, and no AI was used to write it. Just the picture.
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The only thing I've learned from the last decade of Trump is that there are A LOT more really stupid people in the United States than I ever realized.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The only thing I've learned from the last decade of Trump is that there are A LOT more really stupid people in the United States than I ever realized.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I hate this fucking country. Have a night.
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I hate this fucking country. Have a night.
Gonna take 2 years to gaudy up the Kennedy Center for Hee Haw's All Jug Band. Yeehaw!
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Gonna take 2 years to gaudy up the Kennedy Center for Hee Haw's All Jug Band. Yeehaw!
First they executed everybody in Minnesota and I did nothing because, well, Antiques Roadshow was on. 🍿
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
First they executed everybody in Minnesota and I did nothing because, well, Antiques Roadshow was on. 🍿
I'm not going to their goddamn concentration camps. They shoot me on my motherfucking porch.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm not going to their goddamn concentration camps. They shoot me on my motherfucking porch.
Antiques Roadshow Hitler will kill you now. Thank you for your attention to this music challenge. Yeehaw.
I wrote a really good new opinionews article you should probably read. I hope I made that up. Opinionews. News fused with my opinion. Hey, at least I admit it. Enjoy! Oh, and no AI was used to write it. Just the picture.
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The King & AI: Rise of the Artificial Intelligence Administration
Opinionews by Bruce CoffmanThose with no natural human intelligence are leaning increasingly on the crutch of AI, including by no surprise the Trump administration which is using it in all the most wr...
brucecoffman89.wixsite.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Antiques Roadshow Hitler will kill you now. Thank you for your attention to this music challenge. Yeehaw.
If goddamn motherfucking "christian" is the first word in your bio, that's an automatic block, you evil son of a cunt. If it's anywhere in there, I'll eventually get around to it. You motherfuckers did this shit. Fuck you and your fake ass dollar general god.
February 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
If goddamn motherfucking "christian" is the first word in your bio, that's an automatic block, you evil son of a cunt. If it's anywhere in there, I'll eventually get around to it. You motherfuckers did this shit. Fuck you and your fake ass dollar general god.
I heard Antiques Roadshow Hitler shit his pants in a room filled with the press pool and got pissed and put them out while Mike Johnson changed him. Nice. Biden stuttered. EEEE GADS!
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I heard Antiques Roadshow Hitler shit his pants in a room filled with the press pool and got pissed and put them out while Mike Johnson changed him. Nice. Biden stuttered. EEEE GADS!
Shut up and eat your cake.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Shut up and eat your cake.
Goodnight, Fuckinghellistan. Guess I'll try to sleep.
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Goodnight, Fuckinghellistan. Guess I'll try to sleep.
We're. All. Dead.
You. Should. Have. FOUGHT.
You. Should. Have. FOUGHT.
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
We're. All. Dead.
You. Should. Have. FOUGHT.
You. Should. Have. FOUGHT.
Oh great. Bunch of new people following me. Every goddamn time I get depressed as fuck and don't give a goddamn anymore. Well, enjoy my uplifting, motivational posts, motherfuckers.
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh great. Bunch of new people following me. Every goddamn time I get depressed as fuck and don't give a goddamn anymore. Well, enjoy my uplifting, motivational posts, motherfuckers.
He could have been in prison long ago for any number of heinous crimes. Pick one. Instead he gets to kill us all. Oh well.
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
He could have been in prison long ago for any number of heinous crimes. Pick one. Instead he gets to kill us all. Oh well.
Groundhog Day II:
Except it's just, "We'll be releasing the Epstein files soon. Stay tuned."
I crack me up! 😂
Except it's just, "We'll be releasing the Epstein files soon. Stay tuned."
I crack me up! 😂
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Groundhog Day II:
Except it's just, "We'll be releasing the Epstein files soon. Stay tuned."
I crack me up! 😂
Except it's just, "We'll be releasing the Epstein files soon. Stay tuned."
I crack me up! 😂
"Oh, I don't care about politics."
Well, politics will be by soon to shoot you in the face, you goddamn fucking oblivious idiot. Enjoy.
Well, politics will be by soon to shoot you in the face, you goddamn fucking oblivious idiot. Enjoy.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"Oh, I don't care about politics."
Well, politics will be by soon to shoot you in the face, you goddamn fucking oblivious idiot. Enjoy.
Well, politics will be by soon to shoot you in the face, you goddamn fucking oblivious idiot. Enjoy.
Why should we even care if we have food, medical coverage, medical care, any of that shit? Just to stay alive long enough for their concentration camps of ICE to execute us? Wow. That's some shit to "live" for.
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Why should we even care if we have food, medical coverage, medical care, any of that shit? Just to stay alive long enough for their concentration camps of ICE to execute us? Wow. That's some shit to "live" for.
You know, I'm never really sure if you're just kissing to be clever. 🤨
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You know, I'm never really sure if you're just kissing to be clever. 🤨
Yay. One of the big box store space heaters is now blowing nothing but cold air. Not even one season. Now I get to freeze to death. I did hear it's euphoric toward the end, so cool. Or that's starving to death. Whichevs. No longer give a single fuck.
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yay. One of the big box store space heaters is now blowing nothing but cold air. Not even one season. Now I get to freeze to death. I did hear it's euphoric toward the end, so cool. Or that's starving to death. Whichevs. No longer give a single fuck.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Facts and PLEASE order from our beloved Bruce if you’re gonna buy some. My RN MIL for decades was a side hustle Avon lady and rightfully swore by skin so soft it actually works and my niece who is extremely allergic to insect bites (carries EpiPen bc of it ) swears by it too
Music Challenge! Sing along! Yee fucking Haw!
It has come to my attention that the government of the US has been in possession of EVIDENCE for years that the motherfucker currently occupying the Oval Office is a child rapist and quite possibly murderer as well and nothing has been done about it. PLEASE pay attention to this goddamn matter.
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Music Challenge! Sing along! Yee fucking Haw!
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Let them inside, Florida! 🐊
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Let them inside, Florida! 🐊
I. Want. To. DIE.
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I. Want. To. DIE.
Ever feel like you're completely on your own and totally fucked? You are.
February 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Ever feel like you're completely on your own and totally fucked? You are.
I think Avon could give away four sets of over five hundred dollars worth of free full size products every month and people would still insist on funding that Lauder douche's giant beauty brands. Oh, wait... Fuck this country. You bought it upon yourselves. Yeah, I spelled that right.
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I think Avon could give away four sets of over five hundred dollars worth of free full size products every month and people would still insist on funding that Lauder douche's giant beauty brands. Oh, wait... Fuck this country. You bought it upon yourselves. Yeah, I spelled that right.
Well, the days just get more boring and the Pedo Regime just spins more out of control. I'm ready to go to the light. Or the black void. Don't give a fuck.
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Well, the days just get more boring and the Pedo Regime just spins more out of control. I'm ready to go to the light. Or the black void. Don't give a fuck.