Bruce Coffman
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Bruce Coffman
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General loud mouth and rouser of rabble. NSFW! And not the one you wanna take home to meet mama.
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I wrote a really good new opinionews article you should probably read. I hope I made that up. Opinionews. News fused with my opinion. Hey, at least I admit it. Enjoy! Oh, and no AI was used to write it. Just the picture.

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The King & AI: Rise of the Artificial Intelligence Administration
Opinionews by Bruce CoffmanThose with no natural human intelligence are leaning increasingly on the crutch of AI, including by no surprise the Trump administration which is using it in all the most wr...
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Alright goodbye. Enjoy your cake.
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
@democrats.org This motherfucker is single handedly losing the midterms for you. Great job.
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Fuck this Israel assfuck. @schumer.senate.gov go back to your motherfucking genocidal homeland, asshole.
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Happy Groundhog day again. I hear they're releasing the Epstein files today.
Happy Groundhog day again. I hear they're releasing the Epstein files today.
Happy Groundhog day again. I hear they're releasing the Epstein files today.
Happy Groundhog day again. I hear they're releasing the...
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I don't guess the evil old motherfucker's ever gonna die. Fuck. Load up on cheeserburderers, folks. Live forever.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Pick out something cute to wear when ICE comes to execute you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Guess I'll try to sleep some more so I can have some more sleeping nightmares instead of this waking one. Wow.
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Take comfort in knowing your life never mattered anyway. Bonus.
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I guess I'll Dash myself a good breakfast as my last meal.
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Had this dream my mom and I saw my dad's ghost while she was struggling with whether she should turn the machines off. Reality was she went first and he didn't hesitate. It's what she would have wanted, but it was also for his convenience. Oh well. His ghost begged to turn 'em off. Hope she didn't.
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
You keep thinking you can appeal to their humanity or shame them. You are just adorable! 😂
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Now sleep isn't even an escape. One night it's a horrible nightmare about what those children went/go through and the next it's my dad as a Donald Trumplike character. Wow. Just goddamn fucking wow. Kill me now.
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Doh! Got your thirty pieces of silver and now he's tanking silver prices. Oh well.
February 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Pay it forward. Do to theirs what they're doing to ours. We won't. We're fucking pussies. We're all dead.
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Maybe the radioactively mutated animals will do better with the world than we did. Best of luck, beasties.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
You're born, you buy, you die. It means NOTHING.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I don't even care anymore. The sooner all us trashy, useless Americans are dead the better off the world is.
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I fucking despise people. Whole town knows I'm stuck here with no vehicle. Not one motherfucker called during the ice, snow, killer cold to say how you doin', boo? Motherfucker said sure I'll take your forty bucks to run you to town to pay bills. Ghosted me. Now I hike ten plus miles and hope to die
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Goddamn motherfucking idiot "o" key sticking making me look like a goddamn republican typing too instead of to all the goddamn time. I'm out. Fuck this shit.
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Wanna get rich? Open a funeral parlor.
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
⬇️Which is just a fancy word for Nazi collusion. Thank you.
With their heads buried up the republicans' asses because of bipartisanshit.
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Stop following me. I'm being fitted for my pink triangle for the gay folk concentration camp. Damn.
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
They've done nothing so we'll hand the midterms so they can... do nothing. Delightful!
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Yay! We all get too die soon! Eat your cake.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
It's very fucking cold. Hopefully I'll drop dead in the snow hiking to town to pay bills. 🤞
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 AM