Bruce Coffman
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Bruce Coffman
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General loud mouth and rouser of rabble. NSFW! And not the one you wanna take home to meet mama.
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I wrote a really good new opinionews article you should probably read. I hope I made that up. Opinionews. News fused with my opinion. Hey, at least I admit it. Enjoy! Oh, and no AI was used to write it. Just the picture.

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The King & AI: Rise of the Artificial Intelligence Administration
Opinionews by Bruce CoffmanThose with no natural human intelligence are leaning increasingly on the crutch of AI, including by no surprise the Trump administration which is using it in all the most wr...
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Might set the trailer on fire to warm it up. Haven't decided yet.
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'm thinking it's unholy and unnatural for cold air too be coming in through the vent in the indoor furnace that wasn't working last winter. I think I diagnosed. I bet some sort of hose thingie is off somewhere that was supposed to be blowing heat inside instead of just... air.
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I had to do some trailer trash Martha Stewart maintenance. Cold air coming in through the stupid inside furnace. What??? Trash bag. Duct tape. Gurl!
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Now I want to write a book called Day Taunt as a play on words on the word Détente but I have no idea what to make it about. Political intrigue, I suppose. How boring.
January 31, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Urr nurr. I don't think the help put any tea in to cold brew after I drank up the last of it.
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I heard Melania, Malaria Tramp's "documentary" movie thingie got 97 rotten coochies on Rotten Tomatoes. I crack me up.
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Now when I put on my lip balm I have to pretend put some on Yellow Cat. Dear heavens. Spoiled much?
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Portland Maine 01/30/2026
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Outrageous and on purpose
A new statement from Epstein survivors:

"Once again, survivors are having their names and identifying information exposed, while the men who abused us remain hidden and protected. That is outrageous."
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Execution. By self appointed judge jury and executioners.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.

There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.

The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.

The agents committed murder.

It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
January 31, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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"Release the Epstein files" wasn’t a request. It. Is. The. LAW
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Beginning to look a little that way.
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to elect the dumbest, greediest, vindictive person in the world as President.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I like it.
Hey if Procter & Gamble can use cute duckies to sell their overpriced Dawn dishwashing liquid then I can use a cute bird to get my idea across. #AbolishICE #AbolishDHS
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Hey if Procter & Gamble can use cute duckies to sell their overpriced Dawn dishwashing liquid then I can use a cute bird to get my idea across. #AbolishICE #AbolishDHS
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The emperor has no clothes and I really wish he'd put 'em back on. 🤢
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 PM
What if Medussa had just looked in a mirror?
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I need bestie to wake up so we can run away to Ireland and live happily ever after.
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Coffee, tea or me?

And that's how I got fired from Chick-fil-A in 10 seconds.

I'm kidding. I never worked at Chick-fil-A. They too nasty.
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 PM
X is nasty. If you been over there you need to wash your hands. Yuck.
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I'm having one of those Miss Faye Dunaway as Miss Joan Crawford addressing the Pepsico board of directors kinda days. "Don't fuck with me, gentlemen!"
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I think we should take our country back. I know. I'm cray like that.
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I forgot about all the sexy shirtless mens. Did Drunk Pete direct this? Gurl!
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM