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Bruce Coffman
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
Highly unsuccessful self published author and official ANTIFA Avon Ambassador. Hit my links! Feed the kitty cats! Or don't. Carry on.
Seeking: Amanda Huggenkiss. Holla!
https://www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman
https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman
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You need to worry about them bunions instead of what we wear to the airport, gurl. I got you, boo! Just don't order from my online Avon shop. I don't serve fascists. Holla! Do treat yourself to the alt text.
Oooh, went outside and got chilled to the bone. Didn't feel that cold while I was out there tryna aggravate the trash neighbors but now I'm quite frigid.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
And how you gonna wear brown shoes with a blue suit? Everybody knows you wear black with blue. Even straight dudes should know this. Basic. Just basic fashion sense. Damn.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh my. A large beetle or Scarab type creature just flew onto my keyboard. I hope the mummy doesn't come for me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hate never made anything great. Not even yo' aunt Suzy Q's chicken salad. Holla!
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I wish I had some cottage cheese. And like a billion dollars.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mark Kelly could kick Drunk Pete's ass and just might.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm crazy stupid head over heels and I'm okay with that. He knows and he doesn't seem to mind. So, I'm cool with that, too. That'll just have to do, piglet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Bruce Coffman
I stand with Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
About fucking TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @warren.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov THANK YOU! SOMEBODY YOUNG AND FIERCE, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hurl as in puke. Not hurl as in jump into or what the fuck ever. Fling myself. No, PUKE.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Please do not put your titties in my face and I will not hurl into your cleavage. Thanks in advance for your attention to put some goddamn clothes on.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
😂I love her!
I had a friend on the same, above the knee amputee. When asked if her disability had improved, she wrote, no my leg did not regrow.
Just got my Disability Update Report thing that I have to fill out and return every few years since I wasn't granted permanent disability like I should have been. I sweat fucking bullets every time I get the damn thing and even more with the fucking Epstein Regime trying to take everything.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
🙄This followed me. This got blocked. Keep your titties in your pants. I bet she could.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We may be getting a heavily edited portion of the Epstein files. Sometime. Maybe.
We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Bruce Coffman
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
🤞
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I concur.
It would really make me happy to see more Republican house members resign mid term.
They’ve grifted more than enough for a lifetime.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can you order loose tobacco and rolling tubes (cigarette) online for shipping? I think so but I'm too lazy to DuckDuckGo it right now.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Urr nurr. Opening my second to last pack of cigs... I may die.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
POLICE STATE AMERICA
Scores of community members confronted federal goons and St. Paul police for hours Tuesday morning as federal agents arrested at least one person at a home in St. Paul's Payne-Phalen neighborhood. At least three protestors, one of whom was injured by law enforcement officers, were also detained.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@schumer.senate.gov but they promised, right Chuck, & they always follow through with their promises…
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I love this style and the bold colors.
Outcropping
6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel
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Available on my website.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I've seen cuter men's shoes at Walmart. 🤢
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I am really dirty. I need to wash me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM