What happens to your brain when you see the 1000th headline asking “What happens when you eat X every day for Y days?” Who the fuck cares?!?!?

Let them eat dolls?

Incredulous (or playing dumb) reporting that the economy isn’t yet showing the predicted, massive effects of tariffs is like reporting that the predicted destruction from a just launched missile can’t yet be seen at the target site.

War on science government aside: So may fucking morons. And me too - it was clear what this fucktard was going to do, as he said it over and over again and I didn’t sell everything and immediately move to New Zealand. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/07/o...

If we tell Trump he’s already beat every record for the World Leader Special Olympics, you think he might stop trying? Probably not - he’s just a natural and he’s not even trying!

My lashes ARE a big deal!

Well, this is something that Democrats are doing. It’s actually a pretty good idea: apple.news/Apn6XyCOMQy-...

This. Wow: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretic...

“Fuck Trump”, or possibly “Fuck Trump-Musk” should be our new go-to salutation. Start every interaction you have with this catchy replacement for “Hello”!

I see headlines about how to decrease your risk of dementia - given today’s environment, I think I need to consider INCREASING my risk of dementia! Or maybe it’s already kicked in and THAT’s what’s going on.

Now that we are in an anti-woke world, do I need a “bronoun”?

Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees.

Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law

Time to do things that make him react to you.
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Flatulenchilladas! If you’re listening, @tacobell.bsky.social, you’re welcome!