Brycen Beck
@brycenbeck.bsky.social
cinephile, francophile, crocodile. I am a screenwriter trying to make it in L.A. I love @drpepper with all my heart—Member of #PepperPack #ambassador
Contrary to belief, IT is *NOT* a sequel to ET. I’m pissed and my kids won’t go to bed in fear of clowns and the like.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Contrary to belief, IT is *NOT* a sequel to ET. I’m pissed and my kids won’t go to bed in fear of clowns and the like.
You know how they say “I peaked in high school” or “they peaked in high school“? Well, I’m pretty sure I peaked in the third grade just after I was putting in the talented and gifted program and before I peed myself in front of the entire class.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You know how they say “I peaked in high school” or “they peaked in high school“? Well, I’m pretty sure I peaked in the third grade just after I was putting in the talented and gifted program and before I peed myself in front of the entire class.
My Knives Out dream cast
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My Knives Out dream cast
Say her name! Teyana Taylor
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Say her name! Teyana Taylor
Still kinda wild to me that there are three big directors that have these names:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Still kinda wild to me that there are three big directors that have these names:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.
Somewhere Robert Pattinson is signing a contract to play Rob Reiner’s son in a movie that culminates in these untimely murders.
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Somewhere Robert Pattinson is signing a contract to play Rob Reiner’s son in a movie that culminates in these untimely murders.
Yeah I like Shatner! Shatner purse after she rebuffed my advances!
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yeah I like Shatner! Shatner purse after she rebuffed my advances!
Reiners murdered!?! What kind of meathead would murder Rob?
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reiners murdered!?! What kind of meathead would murder Rob?
Happy birthday, 🍆 🚐 👩❤️💋👩!
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Happy birthday, 🍆 🚐 👩❤️💋👩!
I really wish the back 10 second button on remotes actually went back 10 seconds on the program instead of including the buffer time as seconds.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I really wish the back 10 second button on remotes actually went back 10 seconds on the program instead of including the buffer time as seconds.
Yeah I’m a fan of A24. A 24-year-old movie called Antitrust.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yeah I’m a fan of A24. A 24-year-old movie called Antitrust.
Shhh. Everyone quiet! We need to record some Pantone!
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Shhh. Everyone quiet! We need to record some Pantone!
I feel like Winona Ryder is a terrible actress. Her best period was when she did comedy around 2001-2002. Who else agrees with me?
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I feel like Winona Ryder is a terrible actress. Her best period was when she did comedy around 2001-2002. Who else agrees with me?
And done…I just finished the Ken Starr Report. What have I missed?
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
And done…I just finished the Ken Starr Report. What have I missed?
“Fifteen will get you twenty years. Sixteen will get you ten. Don’t think it will happen to you, ‘cause it happened to one of my [redacted].”
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“Fifteen will get you twenty years. Sixteen will get you ten. Don’t think it will happen to you, ‘cause it happened to one of my [redacted].”
Hey Donald Trump? Penny for your thoughts?
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hey Donald Trump? Penny for your thoughts?
Reposted by Brycen Beck
An anagram for “radioactive shrimps” is “acid improves Ishtar.”
And I’ll never forget that.
And I’ll never forget that.
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
An anagram for “radioactive shrimps” is “acid improves Ishtar.”
And I’ll never forget that.
And I’ll never forget that.
A couple of Headlines for later this week:
“You Don’t Mess the Zohran”
“Cuomover”
“You Don’t Mess the Zohran”
“Cuomover”
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A couple of Headlines for later this week:
“You Don’t Mess the Zohran”
“Cuomover”
“You Don’t Mess the Zohran”
“Cuomover”
Hey Freddie Freeman, the Mask called and he wants his teeth back!
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey Freddie Freeman, the Mask called and he wants his teeth back!
And here come the LA fireworks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
And here come the LA fireworks.
Wow! That Will Smith certainly rocked that ball with a mighty slap!
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wow! That Will Smith certainly rocked that ball with a mighty slap!
I think it may come down to who wants it more.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think it may come down to who wants it more.
Freddie’s eyes may say Freeman, but his teeth say Busey.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Freddie’s eyes may say Freeman, but his teeth say Busey.
I like my ladies like I like my baked potatoes and my bases. Loaded!
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I like my ladies like I like my baked potatoes and my bases. Loaded!