Brycen Beck
brycenbeck.bsky.social
Brycen Beck
@brycenbeck.bsky.social
cinephile, francophile, crocodile. I am a screenwriter trying to make it in L.A. I love @drpepper with all my heart—Member of #PepperPack #ambassador
Contrary to belief, IT is *NOT* a sequel to ET. I’m pissed and my kids won’t go to bed in fear of clowns and the like.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You know how they say “I peaked in high school” or “they peaked in high school“? Well, I’m pretty sure I peaked in the third grade just after I was putting in the talented and gifted program and before I peed myself in front of the entire class.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My Knives Out dream cast
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Say her name! Teyana Taylor
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Still kinda wild to me that there are three big directors that have these names:

Paul Thomas Anderson
Wes Anderson
Paul W. S. Anderson
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Somewhere Robert Pattinson is signing a contract to play Rob Reiner’s son in a movie that culminates in these untimely murders.
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yeah I like Shatner! Shatner purse after she rebuffed my advances!
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reiners murdered!?! What kind of meathead would murder Rob?
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Happy birthday, 🍆 🚐 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩!
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I really wish the back 10 second button on remotes actually went back 10 seconds on the program instead of including the buffer time as seconds.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah I’m a fan of A24. A 24-year-old movie called Antitrust.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shhh. Everyone quiet! We need to record some Pantone!
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel like Winona Ryder is a terrible actress. Her best period was when she did comedy around 2001-2002. Who else agrees with me?
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
And done…I just finished the Ken Starr Report. What have I missed?
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Fifteen will get you twenty years. Sixteen will get you ten. Don’t think it will happen to you, ‘cause it happened to one of my [redacted].”
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hey Donald Trump? Penny for your thoughts?
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Brycen Beck
An anagram for “radioactive shrimps” is “acid improves Ishtar.”

And I’ll never forget that.
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A couple of Headlines for later this week:

“You Don’t Mess the Zohran”

“Cuomover”
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey Freddie Freeman, the Mask called and he wants his teeth back!
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
And here come the LA fireworks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wow! That Will Smith certainly rocked that ball with a mighty slap!
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think it may come down to who wants it more.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Freddie’s eyes may say Freeman, but his teeth say Busey.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I like my ladies like I like my baked potatoes and my bases. Loaded!
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM