@footballcliches.bsky.social this is next level hanging up but not to go all literal Dave here but can a horse hangup it's hooves ?

@footballcliches.bsky.social one minute into his arsenal career and a perfect " welcome to the Premier league" moment for zubamendi when mbemuo cracks him in the face and he goes down like a broken lift. Lovely stuff, gutted neither of drury or neville came out with the line.

@footballcliches.bsky.social hi Adam, is set piece coach the most "guruy" coach out there ? I think it fits perfectly as having a set piece coach in the first place will annoy certain football men and then labelling them as a guru conjures up all sorts of images of boffins with laptops.

@footballcliches.bsky.social surely this doesn't work at all ? You wouldn't want a constant noise in your ear at all, let alone the low purring of a roller ? God knows what algorithm I'm on but this was at the bottom of the vardy retirement story on the sky news app.