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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · 1d

@heyscoops.bsky.social

Listening to you guys talking about calling a friend to pretend to be a celebrity or Batman I was recently asked to pretend to be Santa Claus for someone’s kids, (they didn’t really have Santa’s number “anymore”) 😉

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · 17d

Stop scrolling. Take a shower you smell like a butts ass.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · 17d

My feet hurt is not the story.

The story is once there was no Baide (daughter) and life was what it was then there was a Baide(daughter) and life was better. So now my feet hurt trying to make her life better the way she made mine better by just existing… that’s all I got so far that’s the story.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Sep 19

First they came for the late night hosts,wait no they came for the Hispanics before that, and trans people before that, and before that it was women, and before that it was defaming protestors of injustice with George Floyd, and before that it was …. Rosie O’donnel first He came for Rosie really har

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Sep 13

Please share a personal story of kindness in the comments.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Sep 11

…a victim of his being convinced bigotry and faith were not mutually exclusive. You can see when these victims leave home and write op-eds in their college papers and start believing they are the news. They’re victims of forced synthesis it has to be a mental illness. False equivalence becomes life.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Sep 4

Glad I wasn’t in the room for the hot dog story @heyscoops.bsky.social

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Aug 10

Hey “capitalists” they’re attacking things you care about…

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Aug 2

Why are we always questioning this chickens motives?

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jul 25

Tell a butterfly not to dance and it’ll sit down and smoke cigarettes for the rest of it’s life

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jul 19

Suddenly the algorithm knows I like comedy just Colbert Colbert everywhere

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jul 17

McDonald’s has always been dystopian but now it’s no longer fun

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jul 14

Prisons can look like schools and hospitals and bunkers and barracks how is anyone supposed to see if they can’t do a surprise inspection? 2 weeks is too long. How about frequent visits how about un bribable sources how about public access like idk court rooms and hearings have???

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jul 13

Your biggest win is your first step

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jun 20

Ok this wasn’t a poll it was add a post, lame. None of the others look like polls fine that’s ok we’ll just add a gif instead.

a man wearing a suit and tie is making a sad face

ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is making a sad face

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jun 20

Whenever I see someone I know doing solo front facing camera I always think they’re going to say jig is up here’s all buddy’s failings as a person we knew he was bad all along… do I need to see someone about this or is it fine please vote.

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Jun 10

Amanda doesn’t watch wrestling she looked up and saw John Cena… “whys this guy still around.” lol

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · May 17

@heyscoops.bsky.social

Coffee based magic themed funerals
#ArabicaCadaver

What else?

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · May 9

Entering a spot forwards is a zero point turn as is backing out that’s 0 total backing into a spot is a 1 point turn and exiting forwards is 0 that’s 1 total
A total of 0 is less than 1 I present to you Math. You stupid backwards parking fuck taking up everyone else’s time for no reason.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Apr 24

#events #improv #Henderson #vegas #networking #showcases #findUS

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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · Apr 22

@penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and Online Ceramics have teamed up on a bold new Reading is a Right collection — and 100% of PRH’s net proceeds will be donated to ALA to further our work to defend libraries and fight censorship. 🧡
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Black hoodie with words "Read a Banned Book" and logos of Penguin Random House and Online Ceramics

Black baseball cap with text "Read Banned Books" and Penguin Random House.

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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · Apr 22

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Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Mar 27

If you’d shown republicans a Crystal Ball at what point would this year be ok? W? Bush? Reagan? Maybe the opposite question is better, seems like a long trajectory the more you pick up the breadcrumbs.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Mar 27

I have made my adult life about playing games until they become art on accident until they become art on purpose consistently. This is all I know.

Newe Man @buddywaynemcqueen.bsky.social · Mar 27

Tmw your 3yr old has been kicking you in the face at three in the morning so you get up and stay up what else are you gonna do lay down and be kicked, ok so that’s what you do do most nights but these kicks are getting stronger and you’re so proud of your girl toddler Shawn Michaels.

a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx

ALT: a man in a wrestling ring with a sign that says hbx

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